She was drunk. She was bold. She was twenty one years old. And I could-a. Maybe should-a. But I didn't-a. She got up. Grabbed her skirt. Bent right over and hiked it up. And I could-a. Maybe should-a. But I didn't-a. When I think back on all the years gone past, what would have been the harm in gettin' myself a a piece o' that ass? It was round. It was plump. The kind of rump I like to hump. And I could-a. Maybe should-a. But I didn't-a. When I think back on the things I've done since then, what would have been the harm in takin' advantage of a friend? I walked out. Had a drink. Found a place where I could think. Yes I could-a. Maybe should-a. But I didn't-a.
Just about enough of that, your mama say. Just about enough of that, your daddy say. Chorus: Just about doin' it right! Just about gonna rock all night! Just about! Just about! Just about all I can take, your mama say. Just about all I can take, your daddy say. (repeat chorus) Just about gonna die, your mama say. Just about satisfied, your daddy say. (repeat chorus)
Three magic words that I've discovered. Three little words that I can say. Three little words that I've discovered. To make your bullshit go away. Chorus: I don't care! I don't care! I don't care! These are the words my daddy taught me to make my mama shut her face. These are the words my daddy taught me to put my mama in her place. (repeat chorus) I got these chords from Modern Lovers. I got these chords from Sister Ray. But if you accuse me stealing, this is what I'm gonna say. (repeat chorus)
I don't want to die just so somebody else can live. I want to keep what's mine. It's not yours to take and give. That is why I'm selfish. You want me to share all of my hard-earned wealth. But I don't really care. You brought this on yourself. That is why I'm selfish. I'm Selfish!!! Like a shell fish!!! I'm Selfish!!! Like a shell fish!!! I'm Selfish!!! Like a shell fish!!!
Say what are gonna do with that little old whore? Say what are gonna do with that little old whore? Say what are gonna do with that little old whore, bringing that trash to your Nana's door? What am I gonna do with my little old whore? What am I gonna do with my little old whore? What am I gonna do with my little old whore, I guess I've have to drag her across the floor and.. Hootchie mama, cootchie mama! Do her like a dog! Hootchie mama, cootchie mama! Do her on a log! Hootchie mama, cootchie mama! Treat her like a slut! Hootchie mama, cootchie mama! Do her in the butt!
In your natural state you come on fast sneaking through the garden like a snake in the grass. You come on fast and you come on strong. Can't you hear me answering your siren song? All my inhibitions have been stripped away you have reduced me to my natural state. In my natural state I've got eyes like a cat seeing in the darkness like a vampire bat. I've got eyes like a cat and I'm on the prowl swooping through the midnight like a great horned owl. All my reservations have been stripped away girl you've reduced me to my natural state. In your natural state you got nowhere to run like a deer in my headlights and the sights of my gun. There's no where to run and there's nowhere to hide so open up your window and let me inside. All of your defences have been stripped away now I finally got you in your natural state.
Big sweaty mama come round here sellin that saltmeat. Big sweaty mama come round here sellin that saltmeat. Saltmeat... no it ain't too sweet! Big sweaty mama come round here sellin that saltmeat. Get outta here woman I don't want none of your saltmeat. Get outta here woman I don't want none of your saltmeat. Saltmeat... no it ain't too sweet! Get outta here woman I don't want none of your saltmeat. Neighborhood dogs come round here smellin that saltmeat. Neighborhood dogs come round here smellin that saltmeat. Saltmeat... no it ain't too sweet! Neighborhood dogs come round here smellin that saltmeat. Get outta here doggies you can't have none of my saltmeat. Get outta here doggies you can't have none of my saltmeat. Saltmeat... no it ain't too sweet! Get outta here doggies you can't have none of my saltmeat.
Walked into this bar and I was doing this and that a girl walked up in a mini-skirt and dang that bitch was fat. She bent over to pick up a cigarette and her butt was stickin up in the air the only thing that I could say was "something stinks in here!". Chorus: Stankhaus! Stankhaus! Stankhaus! Butt naked in the bedroom with the girl that I just met I heard her daddy coming so I hide under the bed. I heard him walk on in, of my presence he was not aware. But then he sniffed the air and said, "something stinks in here!" (repeat chorus)
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