The Evil Grinn BBS, 1993
Alia #134
Tue Aug 10 19:21:53 1993
RE: Hey...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
i'm failing... i study. do all my homework, but still fail. this isn't just.
Escher #125
Tue Aug 10 20:59:47 1993
Sam Brown
Washington University
Campus Box 3328
6515 Wydown Blvd.
St.Louis, Mo. 63105-2298
(314)935-1495
I leave next Wednesday...
Escher
sobs..."It's all over...It's all over..."
Dodo Haha #20
Wed Aug 11 00:20:17 1993
RE: Geez..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
when the school nurse is Elmira (well, close), bad things involving Gatorade
happen...
Dodo Haha
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Dodo Haha #20
Wed Aug 11 00:20:52 1993
RE: My college address will be....
BY: Escher #125
Now that we have your address, the mail bombs will start flowing..
Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Eeyore #373
Wed Aug 11 11:36:04 1993
RE: Well....
BY: Dodo Haha #20
Do you have a craw, Dodo? I'd just love to get stuck in it.
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Eeyore #373
Wed Aug 11 11:37:17 1993
RE: How...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
Or is that descreet? Whatever. I don't know what it is, but I think it's
algebra. I've taken that before, but I'm no good at it, so I supposse it's
good that I'm taking a remedial class...
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Eeyore #373
Wed Aug 11 11:38:38 1993
RE: Psychology...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
Of course it's a serious class! I wouldn't know how they go about teaching it,
though, since I haven't attended it yet. I hope it's weird. And I hope we get
to do PROJECTS...
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Eeyore #373
Wed Aug 11 11:39:27 1993
RE: I dunno something
BY: Demon #116
I think you have nme confused with someone else. I never puke.
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Eeyore #373
Wed Aug 11 11:42:02 1993
Elizabeth Bramlett
WC Box 6114
28 Westhampton Way
Univ. of Richmond, VA 23173-6114
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Alia #134
Wed Aug 11 13:27:14 1993
RE: cody road
BY: Demon #116
near mcdonald rd.
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oops
Alia #134
Wed Aug 11 13:27:39 1993
RE: what are you failing
BY: Demon #116
its kicking my butt.
Dodo Haha #20
Wed Aug 11 18:11:27 1993
RE: Ah. O fcourse.
BY: Eeyore #373
Is that some sort of innuendo?
Dodo Haha
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Dodo Haha #20
Wed Aug 11 18:11:57 1993
RE: I hope it's descrete.
BY: Eeyore #373
Discrete is the word.. Oh well..
Dodo Haha
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Dodo Haha #20
Wed Aug 11 18:12:39 1993
RE: Psychology and the paranormal
BY: Eeyore #373
I just wonder about the scientific validity of any class, since I know of
zero actual scientific evidence for the "paranormal".
Dodo Haha
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Escher #125
Wed Aug 11 20:08:04 1993
RE: Hehehehee...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
And I thought correspondence was dead. At least it'll give the post
office something to do. (Sir, Sir...this package is ticking, what should I
do?)
Escher
Demon #116
Thu Aug 12 01:32:33 1993
RE: Hehehehee...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
hahaahahaha
gotcha
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Demon #116
Thu Aug 12 01:34:05 1993
RE: off three notch...
BY: Alia #134
live way out there
don't ya
I live downtown
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Demon #116
Thu Aug 12 01:40:08 1993
a going away party for all of the people that are leaving for college
especially for spyder (mr robertson)
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Demon #116
Thu Aug 12 01:48:39 1993
for secret of the silver blades I need to get copies
I lost mine and can't play the game
please I will give money for it
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Slim #389
Thu Aug 12 03:16:17 1993
RE: Well...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
Dodo... You are right. There is no scientific evidence for the
paranormal. But, if you notice, the class is entitled "Psychology and the
Paranormal".
We don't really have any evidence for psychology either, so the two
subjects fit perfectly.
The class will show how the paranormal relates to processes in the mind
and will also serve (not only to prove the paranormal) to show why the
paranormal is called "para" normal...
So there is only as much validity as you give
psychology...
Slim...
has taken a similar class...
Alia #134
Thu Aug 12 10:12:38 1993
RE: god d@mn you
BY: Demon #116
out here. fun.
Alia #134
Thu Aug 12 10:13:00 1993
RE: does anyone want to have
BY: Demon #116
i'm always game for a party!
when? where?
Eeyore #373
Thu Aug 12 10:36:58 1993
RE: ...
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
There seem to be a lot of Bramletts down here. And they're all related to
us...distantly, anyway. In CA, we were the only Bramletts in the phone book,
and now we're surrounded by relatives we never heard of...
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Eeyore #373
Thu Aug 12 10:39:09 1993
RE: Well...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
The stress is on the "psychology" part. It's a study on why and how people
can beleive strange things or feel inclined to make up proof and stories and
such. It's not a class teaching you how to program a crystal or anything.
Then again, that might be part of the curriculum...I have no idea.
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Eeyore #373
Thu Aug 12 10:40:13 1993
RE: So... what about Psychology and the Paranormal?
BY: Slim #389
I like your description better...
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Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 12 13:04:26 1993
RE: does anyone want to have
BY: Demon #116
I actually have been giving the matter some thought, and the words
"Pizza" and "Hutt" have been drifting through my head...
Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 12 13:06:26 1993
RE: So... what about Psychology and the Paranormal?
BY: Slim #389
I could understand a class on the EFFECTS of belief in the paranormal from a
psychological standpoint, or even a series of experiments to see if "ESP" and
the like actual exsists in human beings- though from every account I've read,
such experiments have been a little on the "Null and void" side...
As for psychology "Not having evidence", I suppose the way most psych.
professors teach today I suppose that attitude is correct, or at least in the
way the field is presented..
Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 12 13:06:43 1993
RE: i like the idea.
BY: Alia #134
How did the test go?
Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 12 13:07:30 1993
RE: Ah, but you see...
BY: Eeyore #373
I see.. (How to program a crystal... In C or Fortran? Or do they just use
assembler?)
(Bad joke)
Dodo Haha
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Alia #134
Thu Aug 12 14:30:58 1993
RE: Well...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
but why not chuck e cheese's
?
Alia #134
Thu Aug 12 14:31:40 1993
RE: Hey...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
i made an A...
ya never know for sure though... i'll let ya know monday
Demon #116
Thu Aug 12 21:39:38 1993
RE: yeah... way....
BY: Alia #134
huh
still need help with pre-cal
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Demon #116
Thu Aug 12 21:41:56 1993
RE: i like the idea.
BY: Alia #134
I am trying to see if there is gonna be one
ya know we could have the going away party at the park and EVERYONE brings
something and then we could move it to the closest members house
I mean damn the bbs is going down and most of these people are going to college
I'll never be able to be an asshole to them again
snif
snif
snob
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Demon #116
Thu Aug 12 21:44:11 1993
RE: Only..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
but the ben part I just don't know if I can handle
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Eeyore #373
Thu Aug 12 22:04:00 1993
RE: Ah...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
I'd ask for you to explain that, but I probably wouldn't understand the
explination, either...
Eeyore #373
Thu Aug 12 22:05:18 1993
RE: But the name..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
Bramlett? Nothing strange about that. It doesn't translate to anything, and
it doesn't sound really bizarre like "Dujeyrjnjfbkfj." What's so weird?
Eeyore #373
Thu Aug 12 22:06:47 1993
RE: I do not know where
BY: Demon #116
If we have a party, we'd better move fast. I, for one, am leaving on the
eighteenth, and I know everyone else is leaving soon afterward...
Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 12 22:15:20 1993
RE: that sounds good...
BY: Alia #134
That's like a kiddie place, and Pizza Hut has checkered table cloths...
Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 12 22:15:53 1993
RE: i think...
BY: Alia #134
Cool! Use the electromagnetic force, and your pre-cal woes should vanish..
Dodo Haha
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Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 12 22:16:31 1993
RE: But the name..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
Like... Zimeskel.. It just gives you chills all over..
Dodo Haha
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Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 12 22:17:32 1993
RE: Hmmm..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
I don't know if I want to waste THAT much money, but the Olive Garden IS one of
my favorite places.. I'm all for this thing though, and Spy'dr leaves on
Wednesday, soooo... Tuesday and Sunday are good for me...
Dodo Haha
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Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 12 22:19:30 1993
RE: I do not know where
BY: Demon #116
By the Gecko, I REFUSE to eat food that people "bring"- I eat enough
homemade slop, I want a real certified commercial enterprise to make good,
Tasty American (well, Italian) food for me, and I want it air-conditioned. We
can go to a park afterwards. I mean, you don't appreciate eating if you do it
outside..
Dodo Haha
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Dodo Haha #20
Fri Aug 13 00:06:37 1993
Here's my address, and if I get a mail bomb, I come looking for you...
Brandon Downey
MR Box 1155
31 McAlister Drive
New Orleans, LA 70118-5555
(504) 865-6300
What can I say? Ya'll come see me, and I'll point out the better
drinking establishments...
Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Spy'Dr #1
Fri Aug 13 03:37:34 1993
I STILL don't have my exact mailing address up there. Anybody who wants to
write me can send it to my house and my folks will know what to do with it.
Jeff Robertson
c/o Mr. & Mrs. R. H. Robertson Jr.
P.O. Box 354
Bayou la Batre, AL 36509
Slim #389
Fri Aug 13 03:59:26 1993
RE: Only..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
I was just wondering... Have you ever been out partying and raising hell
till the early hours in the morning?
Of course, I'm pretty much an example of why you shouldn't drink (what
with that 32 ACT and 2.67 GPA), but I'm in college... so there you have it!
Slim...
would attend a keg party type of meeting, but otherwise... NO!
(which I'm sure makes everyone else here DAMN HAPPY!)
Slim #389
Fri Aug 13 04:03:51 1993
RE: Well.....
BY: Dodo Haha #20
I can tell you now (quite from experience) where to go in New Orleans.
First of all, the best bar there for bands and suds is Tipatina's (in downtown
N.O.).
In uptown N.O., I suggest the normal places... The Gold Mine is good.
Pat O'Briens is always great. Tropical Isle is a kick in the ass (they have
the three most powerful drinks in existance there: The Tropical Itch, Horny
Gator, and HAND GRENADE!).
So visit and enjoy!
Slim...
loves New Orleans dearly... and Slidell (for liquor prices) and Fat City (for
raging parties)...
Dodo Haha #20
Sun Jul 04 23:05:39 1993
RE: Where exactly is this place?
BY: Eeyore #373
30 miles south (or so) of Mobile, situation on the Bay, near Dauphin island and
the bridge.
Dodo Haha
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Dodo Haha #20
Sun Jul 04 23:06:26 1993
RE: hastur.
BY: Moses #49
HE'S ALIVE!!!!! MOSES IS ALIVE!!!!!
(Maniacal laughter)
Dodo Haha
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Locke 2 #56
Sun Jul 04 23:29:12 1993
RE: You have no idea where BlB is..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
I got out while there was still hope.
But really I still pretty much live there. You take the boy out of the
Bayou, but he'll just go right back again. I kind of miss saying I'm form Bayou
La Batre.
I guess I am, I measn I go to ALba still.
Locke 2
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Do you know of any Budgie experts in Paris?
The Fourth Amigo #54
Mon Jul 05 01:21:32 1993
RE: Ah.
BY: Eeyore #373
Exactly!!
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Has never been to the ninth level of hell...
Is sure BLB could fit in there though.......
Spy'Dr #1
Mon Jul 05 04:23:09 1993
RE: Sounds charming.
BY: Eeyore #373
No, Deliverance wasn't filmed here - the Bayou isn't suitable for white
watering. I think a movie WAS filmed partly here - (not countin "Close
Encounters of the 3rd Kind" which was elsewhere in the county) - something
with Sally Field in the 70's - after the Flying Nun and Gidget, but before
anything big like Smokey and the Bandit. I'm telling the truth.
Spy'Dr #1
Mon Jul 05 04:23:48 1993
RE: Good grief!
BY: Dodo Haha #20
That would be Alabama Port, home of the annual Crab festival.
Moses #49
Mon Jul 05 11:41:16 1993
RE: uhm...
BY: Eeyore #373
in the morning. What game? What are you talking about? I was just saying
hastur. Just a small, insignificant inside joke. Nothing to get your feathers
ruffled by.
Moses #49
Mon Jul 05 11:43:23 1993
RE: Hey...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
yeah, sort of. Not for long, though, as I must return to my house eventually,
and be stuck there with a modem that hasn't been hooked up and will not get
hooked up because the owner of the modem, namely my mother, shall not let me
near it. Sigh.
The Fourth Amigo #54
Mon Jul 05 14:08:54 1993
RE: well...
BY: Moses #49
why can't you use the modem? Does your mom think it's possesed?
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Or does she think it's evil or something?
Eeyore #373
Mon Jul 05 14:31:09 1993
RE: Good grief!
BY: Dodo Haha #20
Now I know where NOT to go...
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Eeyore #373
Mon Jul 05 14:33:21 1993
RE: Deliverance...
BY: Spy'Dr #1
Oh, whatsitcalled...that Jean Claude Van Blam movie...or whatever his name
is...oh, yeah, "Under Seige"...wasn't that filmed on the battleship? That
would kinda ruin the whole movie, knowing that in actuality the ship was
imbedded in cement...
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Eeyore #373
Mon Jul 05 14:34:37 1993
RE: Ok. I admit it. My cognitive abilities fail me
BY: Moses #49
I don't know any game...
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...never go in against a donkey when DEATH is on the line!!!!
The Fourth Amigo #54
Mon Jul 05 15:33:55 1993
RE: Wasn't that stupid movie...
BY: Eeyore #373
Or is it seagull, or something like that.. Anyway, no, it wasn't entirely
filmed on the battleship, they blew up a sub out on the water..
Wowowowowowow..
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And there were other things.
Spy'Dr #1
Mon Jul 05 17:00:15 1993
RE: Wasn't that stupid movie...
BY: Eeyore #373
That was flimed at the Battleship. Somebody on here said they were there
when it was being filmed, I think.
There have been several lesser-known movies filmed in Mobile, but I was
talking about Bayou La Batre.
Moses #49
Mon Jul 05 22:19:29 1993
RE: So Moses,
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
in a nutshell, "IT'S MY COMPUTER AN' I DONNA WANT'CHU COMMIN' NEAR IT!"
Dodo Haha #20
Tue Jul 06 00:18:41 1993
RE: no, not near Dauphin Island bridge
BY: Spy'Dr #1
It's like five miles or something from my house, following Hemley down....
(Well, maybe a bit more than five- but relatively near...)
Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Dodo Haha #20
Tue Jul 06 00:19:26 1993
RE: well...
BY: Moses #49
I must ask in the short time we have together (sniff).
WHERE ARE YOU IAN?
IAN COME HOME!
Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Moses #49
Tue Jul 06 04:30:28 1993
RE: Then...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
I'm at a friend's house right now suffering from severe sleep deprivation.
Kind of ironic that once I get into my own house I won't be able to actually
use a modem. But hey, irony makes the world go 'round.
Gregor'S Mentor #372
Tue Jul 06 08:39:50 1993
RE: the Bubba line
BY: Spy'Dr #1
at least everyone whose families have always lived in the south, is going to
be a little inbred. I know my family is in several places. it's quite
natural in a small town.
it's when it happens often and with regularity that it starts to creat
problems
it's also a bit of a problem if it's the imedeate family.
Gregor's Mentor
i know because i was there.
Locke 2 #56
Tue Jul 06 10:34:39 1993
RE: Deliverance...
BY: Spy'Dr #1
Well Deliverance did some casting in Bayou La Batre, I think that Warren
Seaman (our mayor) had a bit part (it may have been cut out in editing).
Locke 2
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Locke 2 #56
Tue Jul 06 10:36:44 1993
RE: actually...
BY: Spy'Dr #1
Spy'Dr, maybe you can convince Mr. Segal (sp?) to film a movie in Bayou La
Batre.
Locke 2
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Eeyore #373
Tue Jul 06 11:16:35 1993
RE: Not Jean Claude Van Blam, Steven Segall(sp???)
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
My english teacher got a part as an extra. He was in the battle-room. The
perfect place for him, I might add.
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Eeyore #373
Tue Jul 06 11:17:42 1993
RE: Hmmm...
BY: Locke 2 #56
Y'know, was he the one who got the "squeal like a pig" part?
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Locke 2 #56
Tue Jul 06 20:34:10 1993
RE: Was he the star?
BY: Eeyore #373
I haven't seen the film, so I really couldn't tell you what part he had.
Locke 2
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ZIP YOUR PEOPLE SUIT!
Dodo Haha #20
Tue Jul 06 21:42:15 1993
RE: Hmmm...
BY: Locke 2 #56
Paramount Pictures Presents:
Stephan Segal stars in....
Jurasic Park II :
Landing
Set in rural Bayou La Batre, the big lizards make there first showing on
the homefront one sleepy afternoon......
Stephan Segal plays Joe Bosarge, the maverick shrimper majoring in
Paeleontology and Genetics at South, who holds the key to stop the dinos.
McCauly Culkin(sp) plays Gregory Robertson, the ill-tempered youth who
was sent to live with his cousing Joe to learn from the school of hard
knocks, and to appreciate the power of learning.
Harrison Ford plays Stephen Harred, the pastor's son who is the first to
see the dinosaurs- and must warn the church- even at the price of being
"cast out" for movies which employ dinosaurs from 65 million years ago
A bum of the Street plays Jeffrey Robertson, who must use his music to
spread the truth about the evil Company which really brought the dinos
The ape from Every Which Way but Loose, who plays the dual roles of
Ed and Mike Mayfield, who provide comic relief for those weary of seeing their
loved ones die at the claws and teeth of the dinos
Kelly Dunagan as Brandon Downey, who aids Segal in mathematically modeling
the dinos population spread, and designing the genetic analysis algorithm to
determine the weak point in the mutated dinos genome.
Brandon Downey as Bill Clinton, the inept President whose vain attempt to pour
in billions in federal aid threatens to destroy the integrity of the country
The Pope as the Priest, whose orphanage is the first to fall prey to the big
beasts
Paul Tsongas as Kent Murdick, Brandon's mentor who plays various wacky cameos..
Sorry, the words "Stephen Segal" usually produce reactions like that...
Dodo Haha
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Escher #125
Wed Jul 07 00:42:18 1993
RE: uhm...
BY: Eeyore #373
What if you paid the MIcroMachineMan to say "Hastur" as many times as he
could in an hour?
Escher
Escher #125
Wed Jul 07 00:46:00 1993
RE: I can see it now...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
The Orangutang from Every Which Way But Loose was named Clyde. Don't ask
me how I know these things. Those who know me know my shame.
Escher
Generic Man #12
Wed Jul 07 01:43:09 1993
RE: everyone in the south
BY: Gregor'S Mentor #372
perhaps you should refrain from putting "I know because I was there" after a
post dealing with inbreeding. It might give people that DON
'T know you the wrong idea.
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Spy'Dr #1
Wed Jul 07 02:52:18 1993
RE: I can see it now...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
Couldn't you just have left me out of that entirely ?
Comrade Julia #158
Wed Jul 07 03:22:06 1993
RE: The monkey...
BY: Escher #125
What was the Chimp's name from Gilligan's Island ?
Remember that one ?
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Gregor'S Mentor #372
Wed Jul 07 08:26:28 1993
RE: a small hint...
BY: Generic Man #12
what ever do you mean?
why would people get the wrong idea?
and who cares?
my family stoped the inbreeding thing for good several generations back.
and i've seen my cousins so i'm preety sure the practice is dead in my portion
of the clan.
Gregor's Mentor
Mrs peacock was a man?
Dodo Haha #20
Wed Jul 07 17:16:19 1993
RE: The monkey...
BY: Escher #125
Hahahahahaha...
For All the World to Hear, Escher's Dad wrote the music for Every Which
Way but Loose, right ?
Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Generic Man #12
Wed Jul 07 17:44:58 1993
RE: why shucks
BY: Gregor'S Mentor #372
just a slight warning. ONe never knows what one will find here in this part of
the world, that's all. I wasn't saying anything about your family, I've met
you. But you know.....
Your Friend,
Generic Man
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Locke 2 #56
Wed Jul 07 22:43:14 1993
RE: I can see it now...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
Harrison Ford...... cool.
But... Didn't you ever notice the shocking resemblance between Spy'Dr and
Stephen Segal....
Locke 2
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ZIP YOUR PEOPLE SUIT!
Dodo Haha #20
Thu Jul 08 00:04:49 1993
RE: Wow...
BY: Locke 2 #56
I see your point. But Spy'dr is related to the Bosarges, so the resemblance
in the movie makes sense.. I love the plot, and I'm sure Spielberg will
go in for that "rural touch". Plus, imagine the fun dinos could have with
shrimp boats! Heck, the whole fiasco could happen at the Fleet Blessing- you
know, lots of fun with tradition opposing science and all..
Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Shocka #448
Thu Jul 08 01:36:28 1993
There's a movie being filmed in Mobile right now starring Pamela Anderson from
Home Improvement and Baywatch and the guy who played Stryker in Airplane!!..I
think he was in Starman too, but I forget his name....well anyway, you can add
that one to the long list including Close Encounters and Under Siege.
Shocka
Spy'Dr #1
Thu Jul 08 03:25:28 1993
RE: Mobile Movies
BY: Shocka #448
Airplane is one of the funniest movies ever, and now the guy is in Mobile
????
Please please let it be a comedy.....
Gregor'S Mentor #372
Thu Jul 08 09:52:59 1993
RE: you never know...
BY: Generic Man #12
met me, sure
but you've never had talks with my brothers.
you see, occasionally the inbreeding will show through.
Gregor's Mentor
i know because i was there.
Locke 2 #56
Thu Jul 08 10:35:28 1993
RE: Geee....
BY: Dodo Haha #20
I think that having that many "crafts" booths in a film would necessitate
an NC-17 rating, for pure horror.
Locke 2
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ZIP YOUR PEOPLE SUIT!
Eeyore #373
Thu Jul 08 11:39:49 1993
RE: I wonder...
BY: Escher #125
What a coinki dink...we were talking about the Micro Machine guy just the other
day...
Ba Weep Gra NA Weep Ninni Bom!
Comrade Julia #158
Thu Jul 08 23:49:07 1993
RE: Wow...
BY: Locke 2 #56
So the sysop of this board looks like Stephen Sagal ?
And you look like Harrison Ford...
You guys on here all look like celebrities...
I bet Dodo Haha looks like Luke Perry.
DownwithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Comrade Julia #158
Thu Jul 08 23:51:27 1993
RE: Mobile Movies
BY: Shocka #448
Really ? I watch that show all the time.
Remember the one where Tim wore the Kilt ?
I bet the Fourth Amigo looks like that guy.
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Slim #389
Fri Jul 09 02:56:28 1993
RE: huh ?
BY: Comrade Julia #158
I look like John Candy (some say... of course, we were drunk...)
Slim...
is a celebrity... a legend at University of South Alabama...
The Fourth Amigo #54
Fri Jul 09 11:28:34 1993
RE: huh ?
BY: Comrade Julia #158
Anyway, nobody on this board oks like a movie star except Eeyore..
░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░
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Why torture yourself when life will do it for you??
The Fourth Amigo #54
Fri Jul 09 11:29:31 1993
RE: Home Improvment
BY: Comrade Julia #158
No, I'm much taller, and bigger.. I have black hair.. BLACK hair. I
could do the kaber tossing..
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Kaber? Spelled right?
Eeyore #373
Fri Jul 09 11:44:55 1993
RE: huh ?
BY: Comrade Julia #158
I just look like Barbie.
NOT! My feet ain't that arched...
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Eeyore #373
Fri Jul 09 11:46:13 1993
RE: Dodo Haha looks like Luke Perry????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHa..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
What movie star, pray tell, do I look like? Besides every other blonde stupid
californian extra that ever been on a set...
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Spy'Dr #1
Fri Jul 09 13:08:44 1993
RE: Hmmmm?
BY: Eeyore #373
When I saw you, you didn't look THAT blonde. What I mean is, your hair
wasn't bleached or anything. Not Barbie-doll blonde. You were a little bit
blonde, but not enough to be stereotypical California blonde.
Maybe your hair was less blonde on that day than it normally is.
Dodo Haha #20
Fri Jul 09 13:47:48 1993
RE: huh ?
BY: Comrade Julia #158
I do NOT look like Luke Perry- I look like Bill Clinton, curse his slimy little
statist soul....
Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Dodo Haha #20
Fri Jul 09 13:49:03 1993
RE: Dodo Haha looks like Luke Perry????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHa..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
Who does Eeyore look like? All I can think of is someone vaguely blonde...
Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Locke 2 #56
Fri Jul 09 16:19:50 1993
RE: huh ?
BY: Comrade Julia #158
Dodo Hah looks amazingly like.... Bill CLinton.
Locke 2
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ZIP YOUR PEOPLE SUIT!
Locke 2 #56
Fri Jul 09 16:20:28 1993
RE: Home Improvment
BY: Comrade Julia #158
Nathan looks like Lurch.
Locke 2
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ZIP YOUR PEOPLE SUIT!
The Fourth Amigo #54
Fri Jul 09 22:02:05 1993
RE: Hmmmm?
BY: Eeyore #373
You look like every other blonde stupid californian extra that has ever
been blown across a movie set..:).. No, I was just complimenting, I'm sorry, I
won't do that again..
░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░
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Why torture yourself when life will do it for you??
The Fourth Amigo #54
Fri Jul 09 22:03:04 1993
RE: Nah...
BY: Locke 2 #56
You rang?
Uhhhh...
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Why torture yourself when life will do it for you??
Eeyore #373
Sat Jul 10 12:34:03 1993
RE: blonde ?
BY: Spy'Dr #1
You met me soon after I dyed my hair with red hair coloring. I didn't quite
make me a redhead, but it made me non-blonde. However, now Im back to
normal...CA bleached my hair out...
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Eeyore #373
Sat Jul 10 12:35:06 1993
RE: Exactly...
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
If Im a dumb blond movie extra, then who are YOU, pray tell?
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The Fourth Amigo #54
Sat Jul 10 15:13:19 1993
RE: Hmmmm...
BY: Eeyore #373
I'm me.. I don't do movies.. I am also definitley NOT blonde..
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Why torture yourself when life will do it for you??
Demon #116
Sat Jul 10 15:32:31 1993
RE: Mmmmnnnn...
BY: Eeyore #373
where how why
for what reason
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Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore
Demon #116
Sat Jul 10 15:34:30 1993
RE: Hey..Donkey butt(ha ha)
BY: Garth Brooks #476
please do not torture your sister by doing that
-----
Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore
Demon #116
Sat Jul 10 15:49:39 1993
RE: oh my god !
BY: Spy'Dr #1
with a big gun for a little dick and a motorcycle chase scene through the mall
-----
Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore
Shatragon Dredd, God Of Death #82
Sat Jul 10 19:24:49 1993
RE: I remember Clyde
BY: Comrade Julia #158
1234
Shatragon Dredd, God Of Death #82
Sat Jul 10 19:33:38 1993
RE: cythulu when
BY: Demon #116
Y'SOHOTH ANONNE OMANTABL
CUITHE "BIG HEAD BEN"
UTUME FAUGHN NOK KOLABLU "BIG HEAD BEN"
OBATSU NORE HAIGUMENR LEATHPHEA!
P.S. TODAY PLEASE BIG DADDY NYARLATHOTEP, EH?
Moses #49
Sat Jul 10 19:40:05 1993
RE: Argggghhhhh....
BY: Dodo Haha #20
Bill Clinton? Dodo Haha? -snicker- Dear, dear, dear me.
Comrade Julia #158
Sun Jul 11 05:18:24 1993
RE: Well...
BY: Slim #389
I bet its really more like Chris Farley.
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Comrade Julia #158
Sun Jul 11 05:22:42 1993
RE: Hmmmmm....
BY: Eeyore #373
We'd never be able to wear anything but super-high heels if they were.
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Comrade Julia #158
Sun Jul 11 05:26:17 1993
RE: Argggghhhhh....
BY: Dodo Haha #20
You probably just look like a mad scientist.
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Comrade Julia #158
Sun Jul 11 05:27:46 1993
RE: Nah...
BY: Locke 2 #56
You mean from the Addam's Family ? Yuck !
Then again, at least he doesn't look like Uncle Fester.
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Comrade Julia #158
Sun Jul 11 05:29:46 1993
RE: nope an action movie
BY: Demon #116
The last thing we need is another "car chase" movie.
Can't they be more original ?
At least they're using motorcycles this time.
That way it will be like CHiPs.
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Comrade Julia #158
Sun Jul 11 05:30:35 1993
RE: BOBO?
BY: Shatragon Dredd, God Of Death #82
Gilligan's Chimp was named Gladys, if I do recall.
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Dodo Haha #20
Sun Jul 11 20:23:53 1993
RE: well, I shouldn't have said Luke Perry
BY: Comrade Julia #158
With my hair getting longer and bushier ( No lie- My father called me
a "long hair hippie type" this morning..) I do look rather mad, but I think I
favor a mathematician more. Scientists and mathematicians are close breeds, but
the mathematicians dress in a more snappy fashion (things like bow ties and
wind breakers !)
Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Locke 2 #56
Sun Jul 11 22:49:19 1993
RE: Well...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
And don'tfrget that scientists and mathematicians often share tools. For
instance, oceanographer's and mathematician's both use FOOD COLORING!
Locke 2
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ZIP YOUR PEOPLE SUIT!
Slim #389
Mon Jul 12 01:51:00 1993
RE: John Candy, eh ?
BY: Comrade Julia #158
is Chris Farley?
Anyone i should give half a shit about?
Slim...
looks likes his brother... enough to get in bars...
Spy'Dr #1
Mon Jul 12 02:28:21 1993
RE: Who in da hell?
BY: Slim #389
Chris Farley is the fat guy on Saturday Night Live.
The Fourth Amigo #54
Mon Jul 12 02:54:25 1993
RE: Who in da hell?
BY: Slim #389
On Saturday night live..
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Demon #116
Mon Jul 12 03:38:47 1993
RE: HEHEHE
BY: Shatragon Dredd, God Of Death #82
once again
no comment
-----
Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore
Demon #116
Mon Jul 12 03:40:06 1993
RE: oh no
BY: Comrade Julia #158
I do not know what the rest of the movie is like
-----
Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore
Generic Man #12
Mon Jul 12 11:13:23 1993
RE: huh ?
BY: Comrade Julia #158
Only if you have my vision.
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Eeyore #373
Mon Jul 12 12:08:48 1993
RE: cythulu when
BY: Demon #116
.....
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Eeyore #373
Mon Jul 12 12:10:05 1993
RE: nobody's feet are like Barbie's
BY: Comrade Julia #158
I refuse to wear ANY sort of heels. When men start wearing highly
uncomfortable shoes, then I'll consider it.
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Locke 2 #56
Mon Jul 12 13:47:54 1993
RE: Chris Farley ?
BY: Spy'Dr #1
is about the only thing Saturday Night Live has going for it right now.
Locke 2
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Spy'Dr #1
Mon Jul 12 15:38:23 1993
RE: Chris Farley...
BY: Locke 2 #56
They've also still got Kevin Nealon's (sp) "subliminal" jokes, but that IS
getting old. He's been doing that for like 3 seasons.
Comrade Julia #158
Mon Jul 12 17:00:50 1993
RE: Well...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
A bushy-haired Bill Clinton wearing a windbreaker and bow-tie.
I bet it would look cherubic.
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Comrade Julia #158
Mon Jul 12 17:01:43 1993
RE: Who in da hell?
BY: Slim #389
Well if you don't know I'm not telling you.
(because someone else probably has posted it already)
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Dodo Haha #20
Mon Jul 12 17:52:10 1993
RE: I can just picture you now
BY: Comrade Julia #158
Apart from the bow tie, you're desribing my father, Dr. Kelly Dunagan- his hair
isn't quite as bushy as mine, but he actually brushes his...
Never mind...
Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Slim #389
Tue Jul 13 16:58:32 1993
RE: Chris Farley ?
BY: Spy'Dr #1
Actually... that's true. I kinda' look like Chris Farley...
Slim...
thinks that's pretty scary...
Slim #389
Tue Jul 13 17:03:45 1993
RE: you don't know Chris Farley ?
BY: Comrade Julia #158
The only thing I thought was funny anymore was Cajun Man, Opera Man, and
all the other Adam Sandler characters...
Because... let's face it, David Spade isn't funny. Chris Rock is only
funny when he's making fun of his fellow black people. The musical guests
have all gone to hell... The opening monologues are NEVER funny anymore.
Stuart Smalley is okay (but mostly just because I used to like Franken and
Davis).
And they've started doing a lot of gay sketches... And I have no time for
that because no matter what you say, Homosexuality is not humorous at all...
And they used to do better commercials at the beginning...
So I don't know all the names of that people on SNL anymore... Because I
don't watch it.. Saturdays I'm usually drunk somewhere talking to women I'll
never be with and am too smart to love, but passing the time nonetheless...
Slim...
agrees about the Chris Farley comparison though...
Locke 2 #56
Tue Jul 13 23:48:22 1993
RE: Look... I stopped watching Saturday Night Live!
BY: Slim #389
I agree, Saturday Night Live is not what it used to be. I liked Dana
Carvey, but he got to be waaaay overused, like the whole show as riding on him.
Contrary to what my egalitarian librarian said, David Spade is not shining
through afteer the cloud of Danan Carvey blew past. He can be funny, but mostly
because he picks on people who are just plain stupid. Victoria Jackson was
okay, although I hate to see anyone put themselves down like she does in
interviews. Adam Sandler is cool, especially for a guy who started on the Cosby
Show. Chris Farley is funny, sometimes.
The monologues are parodies of themselves, and I usually just change the c
hannel or get a drink during the musical guests.
Locke 2
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Comrade Julia #158
Wed Jul 14 04:33:03 1993
RE: Look... I stopped watching Saturday Night Live!
BY: Slim #389
Whatever happened to Toonces ?
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Grey Wolf #312
Sat Jul 17 00:44:19 1993
RE: and another thing about SNL
BY: Comrade Julia #158
my bedroom. No gentlemen, don't take that as anything out of the ordinary.
He's my cat.
He doesn't like to drive though, just fly.
Grey Wolf
Comrade Julia #158
Sat Jul 17 04:00:24 1993
RE: Toonces is alive and well in
BY: Grey Wolf #312
Is he like a little super-cat that can fly, or does he have his own
invisible catplane or something ?
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Eeyore #373
Sat Jul 17 17:32:24 1993
RE: toonces the flying cat ?
BY: Comrade Julia #158
Oh, that's just me throwing them around again...
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Demon #116
Tue Jul 20 14:47:04 1993
sorry folks I didn't want to post on this sub oh no that would be a sacrilege
gosh life bites
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Eeyore #373
Wed Jul 21 11:27:52 1993
RE: oops
BY: Demon #116
Nay, sir, it does not merely bite. It ravages and chews slowly and
agonizingly.
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Demon #116
Sat Jul 24 01:09:45 1993
RE: Life BITES?
BY: Eeyore #373
let me count the ways
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ... oo
yep
actually life kinda tickles
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Eeyore #373
Sat Jul 24 07:05:32 1993
RE: how do I hate thee
BY: Demon #116
Let me run that one by my friends in CA. Maybe it'll catch on.
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Comrade Julia #158
Sun Jul 25 03:55:50 1993
RE: how do I hate thee
BY: Demon #116
It's more fun if you look at it that way.
But your posts don't tickle - they nauseate.
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Demon #116
Mon Jul 26 00:26:26 1993
RE: Life tickles, hmmm?
BY: Eeyore #373
that it would catch
giggle
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Escher #125
Thu Aug 05 17:32:50 1993
Has anyone here noticed that Clinton's retroactive tax hike is a violation
of the Constitution of the United States, Article 1, Section 9, paragraph 3?
"No...ex post facto law shall be passed."
And (obviously) I quote.
(setq Escher Anarchist)
p.s. Have I mentioned that I saw several anarchy, v for vendetta, and smash
the system graffitis in Zurich? A few in berlin, as well.
Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 05 22:40:51 1993
RE: Hmm...
BY: Escher #125
Hey, love those violations of the Consitution!
Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Dodo Haha #20
Fri Aug 06 22:04:32 1993
Comrade Clinton has passed his tax plan!
Long live the revolution! Dish out victory gas to worthy state businesses!
Only young comrades who which to toil for the good of the community can
receive and education- for only the truely selfless should profit.
Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Myrddin #147
Sun May 16 21:51:45 1993
never mind..
Leprechaun #219
Mon May 17 18:52:41 1993
I have a very well rounded sex life.....
It's a zero!
0000000
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0 0
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Filthy #152
Mon May 17 22:53:36 1993
How many days left in clinton's administration?
I don't know either. BUt I'm sure it won't be many.
Grey Wolf #312
Tue May 18 13:13:02 1993
RE: Just for the joke sub...
BY: Leprechaun #219
Much clapping.
Grey Wolf
Grey Wolf #312
Tue May 18 13:13:52 1993
RE: Here's a good one!
BY: Filthy #152
Bad. Bad. You go to your room right now, and don't come out until you know
better.
Grey Wolf
Filthy #152
Tue May 18 22:56:44 1993
RE: Booo Hiss.
BY: Grey Wolf #312
I won't , so there!
House #206
Fri May 21 21:19:05 1993
What do you call a pollock with a wooden leg???
A Polaroid one step..
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house
House #206
Sun May 30 01:31:14 1993
Homosexuality...... What a pain in the ass!
/a
Shocka #448
Sun Jun 06 23:11:55 1993
Riddle me this: If you're flying over the ocean in a boat and a wheel falls
off, how many pancakes would it take to reshingle a doghouse--true or false??
Shocka
Grey Wolf #312
Mon Jun 07 01:06:26 1993
RE: read this carefully.......
BY: Shocka #448
answer is 14 because ice cream has no bones.
Grey Wolf
Eeyore #373
Mon Jun 07 11:20:08 1993
RE: read this carefully.......
BY: Shocka #448
The answer is fif.
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Shocka #448
Mon Jun 07 16:10:03 1993
Congratulations, Grey Wolf, your answer is correct!!
Shocka
Myrddin #147
Tue Jun 08 01:51:57 1993
RE: THey
BY: Grey Wolf #312
is
Grey Wolf #312
Sun Jun 13 00:40:10 1993
RE: no the answer is 42, because it
BY: Myrddin #147
Whimp answer. Everyone knows that one.
Grey Wolf
Grey Wolf #312
Sun Jun 13 00:41:03 1993
RE: Correct
BY: Shocka #448
It feels good to get a little praise around here. Hey Shocka, is it possible
that I know you?
Grey Wolf
Shocka #448
Sun Jun 13 14:32:20 1993
Anything's possible, Mr. Wolf.
Shocka
Myrddin #147
Mon Jun 14 00:21:40 1993
well i guess you dont ...or maybe you do but not by name or alias rather
Generic Man #12
Mon Jun 14 13:07:07 1993
RE: Well......
BY: Shocka #448
I guess that's a no.
Grey Wolf #312
Tue Jun 15 20:05:18 1993
RE: Well......
BY: Shocka #448
I think if you think that you know me, you are mistaken.
Grey Wolf
...still thinks this is an interesting alley.
Shocka #448
Wed Jun 16 13:44:37 1993
Tell me then.....what was it that made you think that we knew each other in
the first place??
Wondering..........
Shocka
Grey Wolf #312
Wed Jun 16 23:08:57 1993
RE: ok.......
BY: Shocka #448
I don't know. Maybe I was just in a weird mood that night. :}
Where are you from?
Grey Wolf
floW yerG
Shocka #448
Thu Jun 17 01:07:22 1993
Well, I'm from Mobile...I'm a caucasian male, approximately 17 years
old.......I have middle-class white-trash parents.......I play the
drums.......My two big cult things that I'm really into are The Sandman (DC
comic book) and Mystery Science Theater 3000 (greatest television show ever
created by man). How bout you????
This is a jokes sub?!?!?
Shocka
Escher #125
Thu Jun 17 21:55:35 1993
RE: Let's see..............
BY: Shocka #448
Hey! A sandman fan. Tell me this. I've read Preludes Nocturnis. (Own in
it, in fact.), The Doll's House, and Season of Mists. Which one am I missing
and where does it fit in and where can I find it and how much does it cost?
Escher
Grey Wolf #312
Fri Jun 18 04:26:34 1993
RE: Let's see..............
BY: Shocka #448
Not your bio, just the fact that everyone went through this on some board. I
think this one.
Whenever Delicia comes back, you need to talk to him/her about Sandman. He/she
is very into it. I have never heard of that tv program. When and where
does/did it come on?
Where do you go to school? And whereabouts the grand city of Mobile do you
take up residence?
Me, I just have brown hair, brown eyes, 5'10", etc. Just me, you know.
Nothing outstanding. Very into animals, especially cats. Love to read, paint,
sculpt, and especially write. I get more into Wolverine myself when it comes
to comics and I have recently become addicted to the game Talisman.
Grey Wolf
The Fourth Amigo #54
Fri Jun 18 15:05:35 1993
Why did the chicken cross the road???
To prove to the armadillo that it COULD be done...
Shocka #448
Fri Jun 18 17:37:55 1993
To respond to Escher..I'm assuming you have the graphic novels and not the
actual comics...1-8 was Preludes and Nocturnes, 9-16 was The Doll's House,
17-20 were short stories called Dream Country, 21-28 was Seasons Of Mists,
29-31 were more short stories called Distant Mirrors, 32-37 is A Game Of You
(an interesting story involving Morpheus, lesbians, and a Cuckoo), 38-40 are
more short stories called Convergence, 41-49 is Brief Lives (Dream and
Delirium go on a search for their brother, Destruction). 50 is another Distant
Mirror, 51 is this month and is beginning yet another collection of short
stories, and there is one Sandman Special #1 called Orpheus. I'm not sure what
graphic novels of what storylines have come out, but I'm sure all of them will
eventually come out. I think A Game of You just came out in graphic novel form
recently. As for where to get them, you can find them in both forms at Sincere
Comics and/or Gold Dragon in Mobile...if they don't have what you're looking
for, I would suggest ordering them from a company such as Entertainment This
Month (you can find an order form in just about any comic book). By the way, I
would recommend this comic book to anyone who hasn't read it. It's deep
stuff....definitely not run-of-the-mill. Oh yeah, and prices will be different
for different books, but you can most likely count on it being expensive.Wow,
I've written a lot...I'd better quit and post another message..
Ironic that Death is the nicest one.....
Shocka
Shocka #448
Fri Jun 18 17:47:47 1993
To respond to Grey Wolf....it's not surprising that you've never heard of
Mystery Science Theater 3000...you can't even see it in the Mobile area unless
you own a satellite dish..it comes on the Comedy Channel (not carried by
Comcast). Anyway, the whole premise of the show is a guy and his robot friends
are orbiting the earth in a satellite sent there by two mad scientists. The
mad scientists force the guy and his two robot pals to watch really bad, old,
cheesy, sci-fi movies from the 40's-on and monitors the effect the bad movies
have on the guy's mind. In truth, though, the show is actually one two hour
movie (bad acting, writing, goofy title, etc.) that you see with the
silhouettes of the man and the two robots in a theater watching the same film.
As the film plays on the screen, they make fun of the movie. Sounds strange I
know, but it is HILARIOUS...(yes, the show is a comedy). The guy and his
robots sit there and make jokes and references ranging from Shakespeare to
Star Trek to current events in the news. Only a certain kind of person could
really get into this show....but if you're like me, you get even the most
obscure jokes on there. If you have a satellite, WATCH IT..you won't be
disappointed. Friday at 11:00 pm and Saturday at 9:00 am and 6:00 pm...whoops
gotta go, I'll continue this later......
Shocka
Escher #125
Fri Jun 18 17:59:46 1993
RE: Where to begin...where to begin...
BY: Shocka #448
Nah. I can easily see Death being nice. As a matter of fact, she kinda
reminds me of my sister, the biological one, that is. You know, there was a
death mini-series, which, to my knoledge has not come out in graphic novel
form.
Escher
is getting line noise?
Shocka #448
Fri Jun 18 18:16:10 1993
It would be kinda nice to have a sister like Death.....the miniseries was ok,
nothing too special......I need to respond to Grey Wolf again, though. The
school I go to is confidential (Not that I'm embarrased about it or anything
***heavy sarcasm***). I live about 3 or four miles outside of Semmes and about
1 or two miles outside of the actual city limits...there isn't really a name
for our community that I know of...I like animals too, but I'm more into the
strange kind of pets, such as snakes. I think I played Talisman once, but the
one RPG I play a lot is DC Heroes....yeah, I know, it's nothing special or
complicated but it's fun and easy to play. In fact, that's where I got my BBS
alias of Shocka. Shocka is my character in the game, a superhero with
electrical-based powers. (It was originally ShockER, but every time somebody
yelled at me, it was like, "Hey, Shocka!!", so I changed it....Shocka is more
original, anyway. Right now I'm GMing the game and having a fun time trying to
get a major campaign started (not as easy as I thought it would be). Oh,
well.....that's all for now.......
ShockA, not ShockER....
The Fourth Amigo #54
Sat Jun 19 02:02:47 1993
RE: Yeah.....
BY: Shocka #448
Don't I know where you go to school??
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Being, you WERE on that board..
Escher #125
Sat Jun 19 02:43:21 1993
RE: Yeah.....
BY: Shocka #448
{first see the title.}
Considered playing champions? The game system's a helluva lot better.
Escher
Shocka #448
Sat Jun 19 18:03:11 1993
...know where I go to school if that board you were talking about was The
Neutral Zone (which by the way will be back up in a few weeks...i'll post the
number later). Champions, eh?? hmmm.....I'll look into it, but since there are
about 80 billion RP out now, it might be a while. Has anybody played
it's kind of interesting..it allows you to combine different genres (if you
wish) into one game (such as fantasy, horror, and space all together). All for
now...........
Shocka
The Fourth Amigo #54
Sat Jun 19 18:49:28 1993
RE: Ok, so maybe you do...
BY: Shocka #448
I do know where you go to school!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA...
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Escher #125
Sat Jun 19 20:06:08 1993
RE: Ok, so maybe you do...
BY: Shocka #448
Played what? GURPS? (Yes.) Torg? (No, although I owned it. I gave it
away to a friend, though. The system sucked hard.) Hero System? (Of course.
Champions is Hero System.) Toon?
All of the above listed games can be played as omni-enre. WHich one did
you mean? (Or have I missed a few?)
Escher
Slim #389
Sun Jun 20 00:13:38 1993
RE: Played what?
BY: Escher #125
It's been a while since anyone mentioned Toon... Brings back the good
ole' days... I had a space slug named "Secret Agent Spuds"... It was the
stupidest thing I'd ever played, but god what fun!
Slim...
wants a bag o'many things...
Escher #125
Mon Jun 21 01:29:16 1993
RE: TOON! I loved that game...
BY: Slim #389
Toon. ANother fine game from Steve Jackson Games.
Escher
The Illuminati 512.447.4449
(will they still answer, or has the secret service gotten to them?)
The Fourth Amigo #54
Mon Jun 21 09:35:04 1993
RE: Yes Indeed.
BY: Escher #125
It was taken down.. I have no idea if it's still up.. Of course, the SS
did get sued for taking it down.. It was ruled that the SS didn't have any
right to read some of the private Email, and other stuff.. It did get taken
down..
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Escher #125
Mon Jun 21 21:39:04 1993
RE: The ILLUMINATI..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
Verdammt.
Escher
Barbarian #168
Tue Jun 22 13:38:32 1993
My problem with it was the people who took it just too @#$%@#% far.
I mean, a puddle as a character? Get real! Who'd watch a cartoon starring a
puddle? He said if you're falling, pull out an anvil to fall faster. Even
Ren and Stempy (sp?) fear falls, etc.... that's boring. Try to keep it
insane, not just plain ol' stupid.
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Grey Wolf #312
Wed Jun 23 01:25:45 1993
RE: Yeah.....
BY: Shocka #448
Where exactly is Semmes? I know it's somewhere in Mobile county. Is it around
Saraland and such?
floW yerG
Grey Wolf
Shocka #448
Wed Jun 23 15:16:36 1993
It's not near Saraland....the closest landmark I can think of right now is
South Alabama...it
is close to there if you go to Moffat Road and then drive
in the opposite direction of the Interstate for about 10 miles or so.
Shocka
Grey Wolf #312
Thu Jun 24 03:46:08 1993
RE: Nooo.....
BY: Shocka #448
I think I will get out a map. Why are you embarrassed by your school?
Grey Wolf
Shocka #448
Fri Jun 25 01:39:10 1993
I'm not, actually...that was just a joke, but if I DID tell you where I went
to school, there are certain OTHERS on this bbs who would be able to tell who
I am (real identity), and I'd rather just keep the alias for now. I like the
school, though.....small, quaint....people are friendly for the most part. By
the way, Semmes is not exactly one of Mobile County's major attractions, so I
wouldn't worry too much about where it is unless you're planning on starting a
farm sometime in the near future. Anyway, this IS a jokes sub, so I guess I'll
write something funny...it's not a joke, but, anyway...I went to see Jurassic
Park a while back (I guess everybody and his brother has seen it by now) and
who should be there but the Mayor of Mobile, Mike Dow!! This really freaked my
me, I should say....This really freaked me out because that's the second
time I've seen him at the Carmike (and I don't go there that often). The funny
thing about it was he had sunglasses on and was dressed in a shirt that was
open so you could see his chest hair. Plus he had a big gold medallion on. Me
and a friend of mine that was there thought he looked kind of like a pimp. Oh
well, that's our mayor......
Shocka
Garth Brooks #476
Thu Jul 01 11:20:35 1993
RE: Interesting.
BY: Grey Wolf #312
I go huntin there.
Garth Brooks
Spy'Dr #1
Thu Jul 01 15:27:19 1993
RE: Semmes.
BY: Garth Brooks #476
If you shoot Locke 2, you have to deal with the rest of us.
Gregor'S Mentor #372
Thu Jul 01 18:17:30 1993
RE: Semmes.
BY: Garth Brooks #476
do realize that for a small fee, say about thirty dollers, you too can
purchase a BBS inside joke kit. this kit will explain some of the more
mysterious aspects of BBS speak. It is supplemented monthly for another small
fee. Thyis kit will keep you from making a total ass of your self. i know
it's a little late for that, but perhaps we keep it getting worse.
Gregor's Mentor
i know because i was there.
Demon #116
Sat Jul 10 16:01:31 1993
RE: Here's my sales pitch...
BY: Escher #125
a whole lot better than dc heroes I own both and I do not even want to keep the
dc heroes books bc they SUCK compared to champions
yep
yep
yep
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Demon #116
Tue Jul 20 14:47:46 1993
how the hell should I know
yet another stupid joke
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House #206
Sat Jul 31 01:13:32 1993
House #206
Sat Jul 31 01:16:21 1993
o
Slim #389
Wed Jun 02 00:16:17 1993
All these people they won't leave me alone
And we need a little time to ourselves
And half the reasons why I'm sketching all the time
The result of life in this hell
But oh well, I think it's time
My faith is falling like the leaves from a tree
The pockets both take it away
The sun warms my body as I sit on the swing watching
Columbus clouds bring in the rain
Oh well, I think it's time to go
My mind is playing tricks on me all the time
To let you know that I am real
And all the worries you build up inside your soul
The ones that make your world stand still...
mean you can feel
That it's time to go
Five fed up faces with the itch to kill the king
Blood red sunrise and a breath to air that's clean
I drink from the faucet, from the porch I take a pee
Look at you through the bushes, where you can't see me
I laugh and slip into another state of mind
To let you know that I am real
And all the worries you build up inside your soul
The ones that make your world stand still...
mean you can feel
Myrddin #147
Wed Jul 14 00:53:43 1993
RE: Wow!
BY: Dodo Haha #20
the quite "impressive" paladin gets hold of the very thin sword.....and
SWISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
you know the rest!
Generic Man #12
Wed Jul 14 10:29:11 1993
RE: Wow!
BY: Dodo Haha #20
interesting. I might actually use it. A good plot. Gosh people. I don'even
have to ASK him for one. see?
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Eeyore #373
Wed Jul 14 12:19:09 1993
RE: well its been a long six months
BY: Spy'Dr #1
I've yet to hear it anywhere else...I guess I'll have to listen here. We
didn't even have it in CA...that's sad...
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(_eyore .
Dodo Haha #20
Wed Jul 14 13:23:22 1993
RE: hmmm...
BY: Generic Man #12
Making up plots for campaigns isn't really THAT difficult...
Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Demon #116
Tue Jul 20 14:48:37 1993
I sure do
all I want is for people to post even if it is to get me to shutup
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Morpheus #401
Tue Jul 20 19:00:16 1993
RE: who here likes pink floyd
BY: Demon #116
I love Floyd!
-]YF[-
Generic Man #12
Wed Jul 21 12:10:18 1993
RE: who here likes pink floyd
BY: Demon #116
who doesn't, aside from people who look odd?
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Comrade Julia #158
Fri Jul 23 05:49:20 1993
RE: hah.
BY: Generic Man #12
I know some pretty odd-looking people who listen to Pink Floyd.
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Generic Man #12
Fri Jul 23 23:46:01 1993
RE: I don't know about that
BY: Comrade Julia #158
is merely relative. Many people would call me relatively odd where I am going
to school because I will probably "look" like I'm from the south. Of course,
they talk funny up in yankeeland.
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Dodo Haha #20
Sat Jul 24 00:18:15 1993
RE: odd
BY: Generic Man #12
They smell the bagels on your breath and will know you're
"Own of their own"
(Sorry, I keep remembering what your grandmother said..)
Dodo Haha
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Demon #116
Sat Jul 24 01:10:34 1993
RE: Pink Floyd
BY: Morpheus #401
which tape do you like the best
which song
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Demon #116
Sat Jul 24 01:11:14 1993
RE: I don't know about that
BY: Comrade Julia #158
yoube careful about what you be saying girly
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Demon
That neb ben guy
exquize
me
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Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore
Eeyore #373
Sat Jul 24 07:06:32 1993
RE: odd
BY: Generic Man #12
You don't look that odd. Just a little dazed, maybe...
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(_eyore .
Morpheus #401
Sat Jul 24 19:54:06 1993
RE: I don't know about that
BY: Comrade Julia #158
Floyd is my favorite band, and I don't look weird.
M?
Morpheus #401
Sat Jul 24 19:56:37 1993
RE: well so do I man
BY: Demon #116
Dark Side is the Best.
Eclipse is an awesome song.
The Wall is a great album.
Every song on both of those albums are awesome. The albums are masterpeices in
themselves.
M?
Spy'Dr #1
Sat Jul 24 23:39:00 1993
RE: hey now
BY: Demon #116
Nobody would ever accuse you of being odd. Annoying, to be sure. But there's
nothing odd about annoying people. You're just more annoying than most.
Comrade Julia #158
Sun Jul 25 03:56:59 1993
RE: hey now
BY: Demon #116
Why do you people seem to not like being called "odd" ?
I thought most of you would take it as a compliment.
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
The Fourth Amigo #54
Sun Jul 25 07:53:32 1993
RE: come now Demon
BY: Spy'Dr #1
more annoying than ME?
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If so, then I'll work on it..
Gregor'S Mentor #372
Sun Jul 25 09:34:17 1993
RE: come on
BY: Comrade Julia #158
the truly insane see themselves as perfectly normal.
Gregor's Mentor
Alia #134
Sun Jul 25 19:40:06 1993
RE: Ha!
BY: Dodo Haha #20
it was really great... i met people from all over when i was in dc and no one
thought i sounded southern. i was glad.
Demon #116
Mon Jul 26 00:27:40 1993
RE: come now Demon
BY: Spy'Dr #1
hehe
I just finished my lessons
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Demon #116
Mon Jul 26 00:29:00 1993
RE: come on
BY: Comrade Julia #158
strange abnnormal not human bizarre perplexing
truly f!cked up in the head
and so on and so on...
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Demon #116
Mon Jul 26 00:29:40 1993
RE: He's..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
as far to say that now
Mr. Bailey
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The Fourth Amigo #54
Mon Jul 26 07:14:44 1993
RE: hey now I wouldn't go
BY: Demon #116
I wouldn't either.. I know I am annoying.. I've been told that too many
times for me to be able to ignoreit..
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House #206
Mon Jul 26 16:58:05 1993
RE: come on
Peculiar sonds much better than odd.
House
Demon #116
Tue Jul 27 01:15:49 1993
RE: Thanks Ben..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
I tried didn't I
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Comrade Julia #158
Tue Jul 27 02:25:07 1993
RE: He's..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
Nobody said you weren't annoying.
Its just that you're kind annoying is funnier than his kind.
And so its more bearable.
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Comrade Julia #158
Tue Jul 27 02:26:17 1993
RE: ya know...
BY: Alia #134
Well then the only thing to assume is that you must not sound southern.
Maybe you ASMS people have your own accent that isn't like anybody else.
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Alia #134
Tue Jul 27 10:58:09 1993
RE: well I've never heard you, of course
BY: Comrade Julia #158
very well be true... well, then there are those like jason "mr. cowboy" and
others that destroy that theory. who knows...
The Fourth Amigo #54
Tue Jul 27 18:12:39 1993
RE: don't worry T4A
BY: Comrade Julia #158
I appreciate that.. That's understandable.. But ben is also funny.. I've
met him, I couldn't help but laugh..
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Dodo Haha #20
Tue Jul 27 19:46:37 1993
RE: that could...
BY: Alia #134
see, people still have accents, but there less so than before.
The ASMS accent is only two years old you now- once it reaches its fool
strength, EVERYONE will sound like a combination of Brandon Downey, Bob
Asherst, Jennifer Taylor, and Dr. Dunagan, and maybe a little Josh Burroughs.
Like they say, linguists is just plain wacky!
Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Demon #116
Wed Jul 28 01:28:27 1993
RE: Oh..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
I am laughing inside
and you are laughing at me
at least people are noticing me
D
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Slim #389
Wed Jul 28 02:21:30 1993
RE: well I've never heard you, of course
BY: Comrade Julia #158
CJ>Maybe you ASMS people have your own accent that isn't like anybody else.
Yeah... they all sound like fucking idiots!
Slim...
had to take the cheap shot... and knows to expect replies...
Alia #134
Wed Jul 28 16:08:01 1993
RE: Well...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
that would be cool! (no beevis and butthead thing meant) especially the bob
and dr dunagan. wow....
Alia #134
Wed Jul 28 16:10:18 1993
RE: Yeah... excatly...
BY: Slim #389
i know i will sleep better knowing your opinion of me. i just wish someone
would have told me sooner. i'm really surprised too, nathan never holds back,
neither does brandon... oh, well, he's a fucking idiot also so there ya go.
thank you slim for being the first one to enlighten me to my ignorance. i am
forevor in your debt.
Dodo Haha #20
Wed Jul 28 23:41:10 1993
RE: hey!
BY: Alia #134
"Bobspeak"
Dodo Haha
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Slim #389
Thu Jul 29 01:28:33 1993
RE: thank you for the insight....
BY: Alia #134
Hey... I didn't mean to offend anyone when I said that... I was just
kidding. I am a very abrasive person.
But if you knew me, you would understand. All my friends are that way as
well... I call them assholes or something all the time, but we know that it's
not serious...
Sorry... will try to refrain from that...
Slim...
Slim #389
Thu Jul 29 01:31:50 1993
I know I'm annoying people by posting song lyrics, but hell... I don't
CARE!
Sober by TOOL
There's a shadow just behind me
Shrouding every step I take
Making every promise empty
Pointing every finger at me
Waiting like a stalking butler
Who upon the finger rests
Murder now the path of mostly
Just because the son is cursed
Jesus won't you fucking whistle something fun to pass the time?
Jesus won't you fucking whistle something fun to pass the time?
Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start this over
Why can't we drink forever?
I just want to start this over
I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and father's will
I will find a center in you
I will chew it up and leave
I will work to elevate you
Just enough to bring you down
Mother Mary won't you whisper something fun to pass the time?
Slim #389
Thu Jul 29 01:35:35 1993
Mother Mary won't you whisper something fun to pass the time?
Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start this over
Why can't we sleep forever?
I just want to start this over
I am just a worthless liar
i am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well
I will find a center in you
I will chew it up and leave
Trust me...
Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start things over
Why can't we sleep forever?
I just want to start this over
and hide...
I want what I want
I want what I want
I want what I want
i want what I want...
Slim...
likes songs that don't agree with the established church...
Slim #389
Thu Jul 29 01:40:07 1993
Hey everyone interested! I am selling tapes again... Last issue only
sold 35 copies, so let's try for twice as many! (LIKE SUDDENLY YOU CARE OR
SOMETHING...) They're seven dollars each (including s&h unless it's not
local...) and are professionally mastered onto Maxell MX-110 Metal Casettes.
THAT'S ONE HUNDRED AND TEN MINUTES OF MUSIC FOR SEVEN BUCKS!
Plus, you get a nice beautiful printed case that lists all the songs on
the tape...
Here are the contents of what I'm calling SLIM'S COMPILATION OF SONGS THAT
DON'T SUCK... (THE OLD NAME WAS WORN OUT...)
Side 1 Side 2
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Freaky -- ALL Breathe -- ALL
Seed To A Tree -- Blind Melon Luka -- Lemonheads
Domino -- Goo Goo Dolls Stop The World -- Goo Goo Dolls
Which Way To America?-- Living Colour Memories Can't Wait -- Living Colour
Mrs. Robinson -- Lemonheads Angry Chair -- Alice In Chains
Tracy In the Bathroom Killing Thrills\ Wendy (LIVE)-- Descendents
Abalone Blues--Mary's Danish Tones Of Home -- Blind Melon
Pep Talk-- Descendents Can I Have A Smoke Dude?-Mary's Danish
Mitch's Theme -- Clockhammer Prison Sex -- Tool
Crazy Love -- Gruntruck So Far Away -- Goo Goo Dolls
State Of Love And Trust-Pearl Jam Calypso -- Clockhammer
Jerry Was a Race Car Driver-Primus Until The Next Time-- Dramarama
Just Like Heaven -- Dinosaur Jr.
Sober-- Tool Tommy The Cat -- Primus
My Fingers -- Brad Fallin' Down -- Goo Goo Dolls
Dot -- ALL Raise Love -- Brad
Restless Habs -- Big Drill Car
Slim #389
Thu Jul 29 01:42:05 1993
Sorry... last song on that tape was:
Hope (LIVE)-- Descendents
Plus, I threw in a few Marx Brothers sound bites for entertainment...
(mostly mine, but you will like...)
E-mail Slim for info on how to get this issue of
the ever-growing line of Slim tapes...
Slim...
is reviewing the master tape right now...
Alia #134
Thu Jul 29 07:50:06 1993
RE: Maybe we could call it...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
shall we get the legal matters solved with bob himself first?
Alia #134
Thu Jul 29 07:50:55 1993
RE: Oh god... forgot that the board doesn't carry sarcasm...
BY: Slim #389
it takes more than that, from someone more than you, to offend me... ask
nathan.
s/
The Fourth Amigo #54
Thu Jul 29 10:59:56 1993
RE: i wasn't offended...
BY: Alia #134
Ha ha. Yes Slim. She is very hard to offend. She's also VERY hard to
annoy, but on some occasions, I can... :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
But hey, anyone with beady little eyes like that has to have something
that bothers her.
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Why torture yourself when Kim Muse will do it for you??
y being called assholes.
Dodo Haha
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Dodo Haha #20
Thu Jul 29 11:14:43 1993
RE: Slim... is doing that advertisement thing again...
BY: Slim #389
Isn't it a trifle illegal to go around "Compiling" copyrighted songs
and selling them?
Dodo Haha
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Dodo Haha #20
Thu Jul 29 11:15:55 1993
RE: sounds good....
BY: Alia #134
I've gotta right Bob and tell him he's going to play a lead in a
text adventure if I get it done..... (He's got a Cadmium staff too!)
Dodo Haha
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The Fourth Amigo #54
Thu Jul 29 13:35:13 1993
RE: Come on....
BY: Dodo Haha #20
You should know he's like that, and he HAS said numerous times that he IS
kidding. But people just get upset every time.. I don't, I don't CARE.. HE IS
KIDDING. GEEEZZ..
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The Grease Man..
Longshot #361
Thu Jul 29 19:20:06 1993
RE: HEY... MORE LYRICS! Because Slim knows Brandon loves it!
BY: Slim #389
THankx,
I had forgotten the name of that song it's pretty cool thanks for
refreshing my memory!
LS-ACDC NIN MET GNR AEROSMITH GREEN JELLO(jelly sucks!)
Generic Man #12
Sat Jul 31 00:19:03 1993
RE: Ha!
BY: Dodo Haha #20
I haven't had a bagel in at least a month....
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Generic Man #12
Sat Jul 31 00:19:57 1993
RE: Odd?
BY: Eeyore #373
now I look dazed. I can be a druggie redneck now. Joyous.
But they still talk funny up there.
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Generic Man #12
Sat Jul 31 00:22:54 1993
RE: thank you for the insight....
BY: Alia #134
do we sense a bit of sarcasm?
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Generic Man #12
Sat Jul 31 00:25:41 1993
RE: Just out of curiousity...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
he has a point, if proper legal channels were not used.
Proper legal channels are CNN, Fox, and MTV.
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Slim #389
Sat Jul 31 02:07:05 1993
RE: i wasn't offended...
BY: Alia #134
Alia... I'm sure I'm quite capable of offending you, but I didn't intend
to in that particular post.
And if I truly wanted to offend you... I COULD! So don't even try that
"It takes more that that, from someone more than you, to offend me." crap...
If I really wanted to piss you off, I am quite capable of doing so.
Good thing I don't wish to...
or have not been provoked...
Slim...
must be met in person to be truly offensive...
Slim #389
Sat Jul 31 02:10:37 1993
RE: Come on....
BY: Dodo Haha #20
I'm truly sorry that you don't understand the jokes I make DODO... I am a
strange person with an even stranger sense of humor, so I don't expect you to
get it...
But if you can understand BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD, you'll basically understand
the strange things I say... I really don't think that ASMSites are idiots...
It was just a joke. If you were offended, oh well... Doesn't really bother
me that much if you don't get it...
Slim...
still fucks with his brethren... and calls them assholes...
P.S. -- If I ever mean anything serious against someone you will definitely
know it... because I won't try to cover it up with sarcasm...
Slim #389
Sat Jul 31 02:13:40 1993
RE: Just out of curiousity...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
It is quite illegal to compile songs and sell them unless...
A) You have permission from the various companies.... (which I do because
they are studio recorded)
B) You are making less that 3,000 dollars per annum for selling
compilations (which I couldn't even hope to make.)
C) You consult with the companies for advertisement, etc...)
So, for YOU to do it is illegal...
For me to compile is legal...
Slim...
is P.R. for several companies...
Comrade Julia #158
Sat Jul 31 18:06:36 1993
RE: Yeah... excatly...
BY: Slim #389
Do you do quotes like that manually, or what ?
I didn't know this bbs had a function like that.
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Comrade Julia #158
Sat Jul 31 18:09:56 1993
RE: Well... it is unless...
BY: Slim #389
So you're official with this stuff, eh ?
Do you have your own company to do it, or just do it ?
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Ironman #461
Sat Jul 31 21:46:38 1993
The Harbor BBS. 380-9394. WWIV
Slim #389
Sun Aug 01 01:44:33 1993
RE: hey Slim
BY: Comrade Julia #158
I have an older version of Telemate that does it in the backscroll
buffer... The newer version probably does it better though, because this one
cuts the ends off the sentences...
Slim....
can quote!
Slim #389
Sun Aug 01 01:46:46 1993
RE: gee
BY: Comrade Julia #158
I got special P.R. Licensing from the people at Warner and a few other
labels... The only label that I haven't gotten permission from is one of Sire
Records' subsidiary labels... And I'd really like permission because they
have some good music...
Plus, the up side is that you get free CD's upon request of new stuff
(mostly singles and demos) that they want you to promote...
Slim...
is the man with the plan...
Dodo Haha #20
Sun Aug 01 10:18:47 1993
RE: excuse you...
BY: Generic Man #12
It's not something you can stop doing - it's in the blood. Like furniture
stores and funny caps.
Dodo Haha
-----
I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Phish #516
Mon Aug 02 23:18:52 1993
RE: Call
When is that fucking BBS ever up?
Eeyore #373
Tue Aug 03 12:27:34 1993
RE: Yeah... excatly...
BY: Slim #389
Looks like Slim hasn't become any more charming than he was when I left.
_
(_ │
(_eyore .
Alia #134
Tue Aug 03 13:27:32 1993
RE: ?
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
pthththtt!
Alia #134
Tue Aug 03 13:29:16 1993
RE: hmmm....
BY: Generic Man #12
me? never
Alia #134
Tue Aug 03 13:30:21 1993
RE: Well... I don't know if that's good or bad...
BY: Slim #389
the only thing that could offend me is you yourself.
The Fourth Amigo #54
Tue Aug 03 22:52:24 1993
RE: i feel sooooo loved...
BY: Alia #134
You are. I love you.
░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░
------------
So, I married an axe murderer?
The Fourth Amigo #54
Tue Aug 03 22:52:53 1993
RE: i really do doubt it...
BY: Alia #134
Where have I heard that from? I've heard that today somewhere..
░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░
Alia #134
Wed Aug 04 01:53:12 1993
RE: Hmm..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
did you really? thanks for being sooo nice...
...feeling MUCH better now...
Alia #134
Wed Aug 04 01:53:31 1993
RE: Hey..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
like deja vu?
Slim #389
Wed Aug 04 03:31:13 1993
RE: Hmmmmm.
BY: Eeyore #373
Eeyore... I don't try to chage my charm levels (and here lately, it seems that
I have no need to...). But I am realizing that I can't type when I'm drunk...
Although I do backspace and catch most of my mistakes, it is till quite
difficult to do... And I havce repled to myposts when I was drunk mos tof the
time...
Slim...
is feeling a little less sober than ususal...
Slim #389
Wed Aug 04 03:34:26 1993
RE: i really do doubt it...
BY: Alia #134
I seem to be catching a whole lot of shit on this board... I really don't
mean to offend anyone... I'm truly sorry that I'm a very opinionated person,
but that's just my way...
If you knew me, you would really like me, but as I am a little anebriated
(wow, I can spell that word when I'm drunk!) right now, I can't really convey
my feelings that well...
Please understand...
Slim...
is really fuked up right now and confused about women...
\
The Fourth Amigo #54
Wed Aug 04 07:05:03 1993
RE: gee... ya think...
BY: Alia #134
Don't start that again..
░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░
Generic Man #12
Wed Aug 04 08:19:07 1993
RE: Look....
BY: Dodo Haha #20
has funny caps in their blood? Don't look at me.
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Generic Man #12
Wed Aug 04 08:22:34 1993
RE: who?
BY: Alia #134
think so. Watch yourself in the future.
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Alia #134
Wed Aug 04 11:02:07 1993
RE: Geez...
BY: Slim #389
i'll be nice.. i won't hate you... but i'm still kinda queasy..
Alia #134
Wed Aug 04 11:02:20 1993
RE: NO.
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
what?
Alia #134
Wed Aug 04 11:03:22 1993
RE: didn't
BY: Generic Man #12
i happen to have a mirror handy... but it is difficult to type and watch
myself.
Eeyore #373
Wed Aug 04 11:34:39 1993
RE: Well...
BY: Slim #389
I've seen drunks, and I've seen idiots, but I've never seen a drunk idiot
before...
_
(_ │
(_eyore .
Dodo Haha #20
Wed Aug 04 12:03:09 1993
RE: Geez...
BY: Slim #389
It's not because you HAVE an opinion that we dislike you- it's WHAT
your opinions are that annoy us.
Dodo Haha
-----
I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Slim #389
Thu Aug 05 01:37:03 1993
RE: Fascinating.
BY: Eeyore #373
You are correct in that assumption...
AT LEAST UNTIL YOU SEE ME...
Slim...
is a really nice guy who is about to quit drinking... (I know... uproarious
laughter from the crowd...)
Slim #389
Thu Aug 05 01:38:16 1993
RE: Well...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
your point is?
Slim...
is still laughing from Comedy Night...
Eeyore #373
Thu Aug 05 10:44:23 1993
RE: Well... as you've never seen me...
BY: Slim #389
Am I suppossed to give you brownie points or something?
_
(_ │
(_eyore .
Slim #389
Thu Aug 05 15:43:59 1993
RE: Well, gee.
BY: Eeyore #373
If I want any lip off of you, I'll scrape it off my zipper...
Slim...
is in a really odd mood today...
The Fourth Amigo #54
Thu Aug 05 21:31:34 1993
RE: No... you're supposed to shut up about it...
BY: Slim #389
Interesting..
░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░
------------Why torture yourself when life will do it for you??
Not that I'll USE it..
Slim #389
Sat Aug 07 03:02:56 1993
It's not my fault, it wasn't up to you
Christmas Eve comes once a year and that will never do
Your image started fading, I closed my eyes to see
Tell me do you close your eyes for me?
Now your door seems half a world away
The price of gasoline is more than I can pay
Plus, I don't have a car I can call my very own
I guess I'll spend another night alone
If I could say I'm sorry, who would I say it to?
Besides apologies mean less than dirt to folks like me and you...
You know it's true
Should I say too bad, or so what?
What's appropriate?
Should I show it? Call you on the phone and let you know it?
Back at my house, there's nothing on TV
The bathroom mirror casts confusing looks from me to me
I watched you from a distance, for too briefly held you close
I guess that's just the way this story goes...
--- DOT by ALL (Percolater CD)
This song can be found on the tapes I'm selling (which are selling rather well
so far... THANX FOR THE SUPPORT!)
Slim...
has too much free time...
Slim #389
Sat Aug 07 03:04:49 1993
Into the distance, slobbering fools
Ignoring the danger, lighting the fuse
Into their smiling arms, I find myself cast awry
Present is all release, doesn't care if we die
Away from the tension and to your arms again
Forget the distinction, just let me come in
Absorbing opinions, watching the dawn
The depth in the mirror is already gone
Forget about the astral plane. Transcendance is a lie.
Footsteps on shallow sand. Into the void we fight.
Away from the tension and to your arms again
Forget the dissention, just let me come in...
--- CALYPSO by CLOCKHAMMER (self-titled CD)
This is one of my favorite short songs ever... I don't know why. Maybe
it's the fact that Ken Coomer is one of the most incredibly talented drummers
ever! Maybe it's Byron Bailey's scratchy vocals and hypnotic circus theme
guitar... I dunno...
Slim...
is bustin' down the pretense since their players and preachers went to heaven
and to court...
Spy'Dr #1
Mon Aug 09 02:25:59 1993
***************************
* THE COMING OF THE CUBES *
***************************
by Jeffrey Robertson
voices :
Student (later Scientist)
Chorus of humanity
Stoffonians
--- Question and Answer ---
Student: Where do all the cubes come from ?
Chorus: Nobody knows, my son.
Student: Are the cubes all there is to earth ?
Chorus: As far as we have gone.
Student: What was there before the cubes ?
Chorus: We have no idea.
Student: How old are they, anyway ?
Chorus: They've always been here.
Student: What makes the bar around the earth ?
Chorus: We think it is the cubes.
Student: Why can't the bar be crossed by man ?
Chorus: We don't have a clue.
Student: I will be a scientist
a man who knows the truth
I will learn to cross the bar
and understand the cubes
Chorus: There are things that shouldn't be,
and things that can't be known
the secrets of the bar and cubes
are better left alone
Student: How will we ever leave the earth
if we never cross the bar ?
Chorus: Who would ever want to leave ?
We have so much right here !
Student: But what they had said that when
man still lived in the caves ?
Chorus: Speak no more your blasphemy
upon our fathers' graves !
Student: I won't bother with you more
you will not understand.
I'll not be a boy of yours
its time I was a man.
--- Digging ---
Scientist: I've been digging ever since
I left home months ago
to find whats underneath the cubes
and what I need to know.
For many days and nights I searched
deep beneath the ground
There's something strange within the earth
its strange, what I have found.
The earth is not made up of cubes
the cubes are just on top
inside its made of something else
the ancients called it "rocks"
I've found where the old ones lived
we thought they were a myth
but in a time before the cubes
such people really lived.
My search is almost reached its end
for what I want to know :
how did the cubes come about ?
and how to cross the bar ?
I've found a musty manuscript
in a long-forgotten toungue
but soon I will have cracked the code
and read the ancients' song.
--- Disappointment ---
Scientist: I have read the manuscript
I know how the cubes were made
A scientist invented them
He loved what he had made
They multiplied and multiplied
and over-ran the globe
and everything the ancients had
was buried by the cubes
Chorus: We told you so, yes we did
of things best left unknown
a foolish scientist like you
brought ruin to their home
Science you should never trust
and never trust the brain
for progress is fairy-tale
that brings us only pain.
Scientist: Enough ! I will not hear such things
I can't beleive its true
that nations that were once so great
were ruined by the cubes
There must be some good come of this
for I've still more yet to read
and how to cross the bar, my friends
of this I still have need.
Chorus: And know you never will, young fool
of things best left alone
you'll no more spoil the order now
we've come to take you home.
Forget your foolish manuscript
come back into the sun
there are many things to do at home
and much work to be done.
--- The Stoffonians ---
Scientist and Chorus: From the distant world of Ristkon
the Stoffonians, they came
with the flags of evil empire
for to put the earth in chains.
Worshipping their dark gods
in their starships long and curved
with their gamma bombs and lasers
to make all the humans serve.
They circled round our planet
and sent signals in all toungues
to the people of all countries,
and they sang their dreadful song:
Stoffonians: You will kneel before the Emporer,
surrender to our might.
You will pray to Holy Ristkon
and Great Parkep day and night.
You will see that it is better
to have us rule you than to be
the silly little savages
you seem to be today.
You will work for us with pleasure
and be happy you're alive
you will give your sons for labor
and your daughters for our wives.
--- The Cubes to the Rescue ---
Scientist: We had almost given up all hope
The evil Empire simply seemed too strong
Chorus: but they never counted on the cubes
the cubes somehow could not let us be harmed
Scientist: First the bar it held their forces back
they pounded it with laser beams and bombs
Chorus: the laser beams just bounced back into space
the gamma bombs went off without a sound
Scientist: The Cubes piled into giant growing stalks
until their tops were high above the bar
Chorus: one will never be the same again
after one has seen the Cubes make war.
Scientist: The aliens they fired upon the Cubes
The Cubes were knocked about but still intact
Chorus: piled upon the bar up in the sky
the glowing cubes prepared for their attack
Scientist: The light we saw was brighter than the sunshine
the fleet was decimated but for one -
Chorus: a shuttle craft it limped back home to Ristkon
and the skies of earth were peaceful once again.
--- The Bar is Crossed ---
Chorus: Cubes, Cubes, wonderful Cubes
Cubes, Cubes, beatiful Cubes
Scientist: I have found the secret now
I know what goes round
We've all seen so many things
but this makes it profound.
The iron rules of logic are
what makes the bar hold fast.
Think of only math and science
and then only may you pass
The Stoffonians were beaten
because they never freed their minds
they thought of myths and demons
even in their starships fine.
Chorus: Cubes, Cubes, wonderful Cubes
Cubes, Cubes, beatiful Cubes
Scientist: The Bar shall no more hold us
but it will protect us ever more
and when we travel to the stars
with us the Cubes will go.
We will build our own starships
and travel past the skies.
To find new worlds for our people
with the Cubes there by our side.
And the Stofonians won't harm us
for the shuttle craft that flew
and made it back to Ristkon
carried seeds from which Cubes grow.
Chorus: Cubes, Cubes, wonderful Cubes
Cubes, Cubes, beautiful Cubes
--- End ---
Spy'Dr #1
Wed Aug 11 00:59:59 1993
RE: Coming of the Cubes
BY: Spy'Dr #1
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Spy'Dr #1
Wed Aug 11 01:37:38 1993
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Dodo Haha #20
Wed Aug 11 21:43:11 1993
RE: the cubes vs. the duck
BY: Spy'Dr #1
Just SOOOO Bueno!
Dodo Haha
-----
I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Spy'Dr #1
Fri Aug 13 04:34:49 1993
XIII by Jeff Robertson
I'm from a generation
that can't remember Elvis
don't know about the others
but I know who I am.
I'm from a generation
raised on japanimation
I never get no lovin'
but I don't give a damn.
I'm from a generation
that never saw the Beatles
don't care about my brothers
but I know who I am.
I'm from a generation
built for biodegradation
I don't need your attention
and I don't give a damn.
I'm from a generation
that never went to Discos
don't care about bell bottoms
cause I know who I am.
I'm from a generation
born to be the Butthead Nation
I've never sold a record
but I don't give a damn.
I'm from a generation
that never could play pinball
and I've had enough Nintendo
cause I know who I am.
I'm from a generation
hand-me-down degeneration
I've never seen a Triffid
but I don't give a damn.
I'm from a generation
that didn't fight the cold war
I'm not afraid of commies
cause they don't know who I am.
I'm from a generation
weened on comic book inflation
and I didn't vote for Willie
so I don't give a damn.
Spy'Dr #1
Mon Mar 02 03:40:04 1992
The Nature of Reality Part I
by J. Robertson
Are we all part of someone's dream ?
If we are who is dreaming the dream ?
Are we all pawns in someones game ?
If we are who is playing the game ?
Did I really write this poem ?
If I didn't then who did ?
Am I really thinking these thoughts ?
If I'm not who is ?
The Nature of Reality Part II
by J. Robertson
See the table
See the chair
Is any of it
Really there ?
What good does it do
To ask you
You might be
Illusion too.
(c) J. Robertson 1992
Spy'Dr #1
Wed Mar 04 14:34:55 1992
Swimming in a sea of airborne wetness,
the lone bird struggles against the wind,
fighting the rain.
The lighting is fast and fatal.
ZAP ! ! !
No more bird.
(c) 1992 J. Robertson
Niterunner #24
Thu Mar 05 16:13:22 1992
I'm Standing in a glass room
High Above The World Below
I See All Of The Faces
All Of The Faces I Should Know
Life Is A Distortion
Blurred And Reflected All Around
I'm Standing In A Glass Room
And I'm Going Down, Down, Down
S.W. a.k.a. /\/iterunner
Locke 2 #14
Sat Mar 07 01:55:59 1992
Lincoln, Lincoln,
I've been thinkin'
What is it that you've been drinkin'
Is it water? Is it wine?
Oh my God, It's turpentine!
Niterunner #24
Sat Mar 07 19:36:16 1992
I'm looking forward into
A space convulsed with crime
A place where if you commit a sin
All you do is time
What is fair punishment?
An eye for an eye?
If a person kills another
The murderer should die
History is endless
Always repeating
Revenge is necessary
And always misleading
The world thinks it moves quickly
It spins on a dime
In truth, it goes nowhere
It is the Circle of Time
S. Worley
Spy'Dr #1
Sat Mar 07 20:14:33 1992
I look into the mirror and I can't beleive what I see,
I see someone looking back but that someone isn't me.
'Can't stop myself from doing evil things,
I fear down in my soul that I do go insane.
I'm turning into ( turning into )
A monster ! ( METAMORPHOSIS )
I'm turning into ( turning into 0
A monster ( METAMORPHOSIS )
I'm claiming victims now, one by screaming one,
and I just can't stop it though I know the day will come,
when the evil that I'm doing and the pain that's all I see
and the blood that I am craving are all that's left of me.
I'm turning into ( turning into )
A monster ( METAMORPHOSIS )
I'm turning into ( turning into )
A monster ( METAMORHOSIS )
Look into your mirror now, please tell me what you see.
Is it you that's looking back or is it really me ?
You just can't stop yourself from doing evil things,
and you know as well as I that you will go insane.
You're turning into ( turning into )
A monster ( METAMORPHOSIS )
You're turning into ( turning into 0
A monster ( METAMORPHOSIS ) ..........
(c) 1992 J. Robertson
Nutty Nun #30
Sat Mar 07 21:09:59 1992
Everybody,
I am lookin for the second half of this poem. See if you can help me.
Are you a nobody?
I'm a nobody, too.
Don't tell anyone,
They'd shun us, you know....
thanx in advance,
Nutty Nun
Doctor Who #16
Sun Mar 08 00:55:01 1992
RE: The Circle of Time
BY: Niterunner #24
to users it would be to your own beafit if you would look in to copyrighting
your material (just put copyright C. (YEAR)) i WILL LOOK OF THE LAWS AND PUT
IT IN A Bulletin later this week.
Dirty Dancer #8
Wed Mar 11 11:26:40 1992
RE: copyright
I don't thing it is a legally binding to put a copyright symbol next to your
work. It has to be registered.
DD
Doctor Who #16
Wed Mar 11 19:27:22 1992
RE: In all reality
BY: Dirty Dancer #8
There are certain law that alow you to put a copyright symbol nest to work.
that protect you from being plagerized by everone just because it becomes
popular.
Niterunner #14
Tue Jun 23 12:54:51 1992
Fast car driving
Sleek and modern
Public transit
Photos waiting
Blood and glass
Three boys are waiting
Carpet lining
Seats reclining
Clever words are smooth, start talking
Shove it brother, just keep walking
(c) 1980 INXS
/\/iterunner
Niterunner #14
Tue Jul 07 15:25:54 1992
You're just a waste of time
You're just a babbling face
You're just three sick holes that run like sores
You're a fucking waste
You're like a slug on the floor
Oh you're useless and ugly
And useless and ugly
And I shiver and shake
When I think of how you make me hate
I want to smash you to pieces
I want to smash you up and screaming
I want to smash you helpless
Down on the floor
Smash you until you're not here anymore
And I shiver and shake
ShiveSpy'Dr #1
Tue Jul 07 20:03:46 1992
RE: Hmmm...bored and reviewing the poetry sub I find bits of...
BY: Moses #49
what happened to Ender, anyway ?
Spy'Dr #1
Mon May 18 18:14:46 1992
RE: No doubt!
BY: River Man #26
You can't be worse than Dark Angel, can you ?
Spy'Dr
The Evil Grinn BBS
(205)824-7421
That Chris Guy #45
Mon May 18 19:18:13 1992
RE: You Laughed
I think it's a bit weird to post as <UNKNOWN> and yet put your name at the end
of the message.
The Magic Duck is your friend
The Fourth Amigo #54
Mon May 18 21:19:14 1992
RE: Look,
BY: That Chris Guy #45
is dead.
Spy'Dr #1
Mon May 18 23:06:52 1992
RE: Look,
BY: That Chris Guy #45
This is the poetry sub.
Weird is the way we do things around here.
Decker #67
Tue May 19 19:56:19 1992
RE: No doubt!
BY: River Man #26
You shouldn't hide your feelings from us. For if you act not in thine true
spirit hten you shall never be one of us. Heck if what I just said makes any
sense PLEASE tell me.
The Angry Poetic Decker
/ds
P.S. odd how that happens.
P.P.S. All the world is not. So then how Can I type?
P.P.P.S. Maybe I'm not typing.
P.P.P.P.S Don't worry this is the last one.
Dark Angel #60
Tue May 19 20:48:32 1992
RE: The magic duck,
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
No he ain't.
Wuack
Quack
Quack
Quack
THE DARK ANGEL
Who likes to feed the seagulls
River Man #26
Wed May 20 09:54:00 1992
It oozes from my pores when I sleep
It spills from my mouth when I speak
I wash it from my hair when I shower
It's green and black and smells kinda sour
It drips from my nose when I smile
and stains my teeth for a while
Ender #95
Wed May 20 11:21:37 1992
Why is all this poetry so depressing?????? Come on!
Ender
Generic Man #12
Wed May 20 13:55:29 1992
RE: that's gross, RM.
BY: Ender #95
I once read, was the collective opinion of the segment of society that the
author belongs to. "depressing" sounds about right to me. At the point we're
at now, "depressing" sounds right from any part of society.
Your Friend,
Generic Man
-----
Who is Roger?
Niterunner #14
Wed May 20 16:04:53 1992
Look out through my eyes
Into a world of distortion
You might be surprised
At what you see
Images of my past
Confused with my future
The demons in my soul
Have come out to play with me
(c) 1992 Technical Difficulties Music
/\/iterunner
Dark Angel #60
Wed May 20 16:43:27 1992
RE: that's gross, RM.
BY: Ender #95
If it did not then we could write happy poems but it does so we write thes
depresseded poems.
THE DARK ANGEL
that is a poet of starnge qualities( most bad)
Spy'Dr #1
Wed May 20 18:28:14 1992
RE: that's gross, RM.
BY: Ender #95
"No Fate" is not depressing !
It would be great to have "no one to tell you what to do".
I dunno, maybe its scrolled off the sub already.
Spy'Dr #1
Wed May 20 18:30:25 1992
RE: Distortion
BY: Niterunner #14
You could almost be talking about distortion of an electric guitar,
if you think about it.
It opens up whole new worlds of good and evil . . .
Ender #95
Thu May 21 18:08:14 1992
NEGATIVE!
And besides the world isn't a REALLY bad place... Just intensely ... ummm...
uncomfortable?? I've written happy poetry before (won a contest) probably
because it ws the only optimistic one they'd read.... scary.
My ideas...
ender
Dark Angel #60
Thu May 21 19:53:49 1992
Thin black wisps imitate clouds racing across the sky
They lace the deep blue with a black
It glares forth now in a royal purple
Taste the air taste the sea
that floats above in the sky
Trees bent permanently by the wind
are so much weaker than the sky above me
I feel its weight come falling down
around my head and arms
Upraised to heaven in a silent plea
It drags me down the weight of air
Like tears roll down a face
the transparent pearls of human life
in silent misery
THE DARK ANGEL
Who is so happy he can't stand it.
Moses #49
Thu May 21 20:29:24 1992
A conversation overheard:
I will kill them all
I am No Man
I am God
is a conversation best left alone
moses the me
Generic Man #12
Thu May 21 21:49:22 1992
RE: how about...
BY: Ender #95
difference between the odd good thing and a good world. When you say "HELLO!"
to somebody on the street just to be nice, and you end up with no spleen and
three bullets in your spine, you'll see what I mean.
Your Friend,
Generic Man
-----
2 equals what?
Ender #95
Fri May 22 10:00:17 1992
has that happened to you? Me either.
Okay, well maybe you have to be twisted to appreciate the joys of life
(hahahaha... yeah right). Like me.
Okay then, just to make it hard for you guys who write and post here (which I
do applaud you for-- I would never expose myself like that)...
-poetry that rhymes isn't real poetry. Unlless your name is Shakespeare or Dr.
Suess.
Ender
Doctor Who #3
Sat May 23 13:16:03 1992
GO away,and take my heart and smash it like a bottle.
and with it take my love for it I'll use no more,
and with it take my mind for it will only think of you,
grasp my throat, and rip my vocal cords right out,
and with them tale my lungs,
for I only live for you
-Kenneth Moody (C)1990
Doctor Who
The Gamemaster
The Evil Grinn BBS
(205)824-7421
River Man #26
Mon May 25 12:01:14 1992
Sad but true...is the life we live
And shit in a bucket is all they give
I stand in line to get my share
The commander in charge says take it if you dare
Why you say, is life so depressing?
hold on a sec while I apply a new dressing
and I'll tell you all how I got these wounds
or maybe not...maybe its too soon
I know these poems suck but hey! I'm making them up as I go!
-=] River Man [=-
Ender #95
Mon May 25 22:26:41 1992
(this is titleless, hell it hasn't even been integrated into a poem yet, but
it's an idea that has been moldering in my mind for 8 months and I haven't had
anything to put it with.)
"... innocence and white lives..."
(ta-dah)
and I have a "rumbling church" that I like the feel of, but nowhere to take
it.
To prove that I DO have a creative bone in my body...
Ender
(and don't just steal from books...)
War Knight #16
Tue May 26 03:20:02 1992
I crossed the road to a better life
But before I was yielding a knife
I stood on the steps of deaths door
I walked thru the valley of the dead...But no more
I caught a glimpse of the reapers face
The master of death that could end the human race
I vowed to myself that I would change my way
Yet it seems that its a long road to take..Even today!
So..I crossed the road to a better life
No more shall I yield a knife
I now stand at the steps of heavens gates
I now walk thru the gardens without any hate
I shall no longer see the reapers face
Because I know now that god is the savior of the human race
I have vowed my soul to his mighty way
& Now I know that He's with me everyday!
-Sam McNeil- (c) 1992
Dirty Dancer #15
Tue May 26 10:18:02 1992
that was beautiful Sam and you made your point about people changing,
DD
.s
Cassidy #66
Sat May 30 13:07:42 1992
This is lyrics, not poetry but........
Holy Holy Moses aughta show his face
When the song of the church is food for the slave
I've been listening closely to all your lies
They ring untrue and shakle my brain with the Mumbo-Jumbo I despise
Jack sprat chewin' the fat & we all trust him (imagine that!)
The blind leading the easily led
Circling-spiraling-losing our faith
Holy Holy Moses aughta show his face
When the song of the church is food for the slave
-DAVID RYAN HARRIS (follow for now)
Moses #49
Sun May 31 02:05:53 1992
RE: Holy Moses
BY: Cassidy #66
catchy. How about this:
Hey, rolling down, about thirty-five,
a tire slips, the world collides,
swerving on dead-grey gravel
and all the time I have left
I spent on a speeding thousand thoughts
the foremost being
gee, that car's awful cl
out goes the lights, and exit stage left
spitting up blood and broken glass
angels in blue and white asking
hey, man, you've been unconscious
what hospital would you like to go to?
mumble, mumble, slip and reply,
gee that car's awful close
Heath with my cookies
and fragments of dead-grey gravel
rattling
in my head
moses in a blue heaven looking down
Escher #125
Mon Jun 29 19:12:02 1992
RE: GO away
BY: Doctor Who #3
Here's one I thought up just a little while ago.
Cows.
Cows everywhere.
Cows wearing president Carter masks.
Cows with machineguns.
Too many cows.
Too many
Cows
Cows
Cows
Death.
Escher
is playing massive catchup.
---
Can it get any worse than this?
Escher #125
Mon Jun 29 19:17:00 1992
Early to bed
Early to rise
All your existence
Until your demise
Always be early
Never be late
Learn all the rules
You're beginning to hate
Follow in rythem
Follow in rhyme
Always be marching
to Anothermans time
Escher
the amatuer Satirist.
Moses #49
Sun May 31 07:39:44 1992
Tired, tired, going down
I am so damn tired now
time moving slow
slowing me down
cheating and then moving up
tired, tired, slowing down
time is the enemy
(ticking softly)
with each lettered rhyme
time the cheater
cheating me
well, it's time to kill time
time and time again
time always wins
and me
no longer sane
time, time, time
here and there
tired, tired, tired
i'm sorry
i'm just
slow
ing
down
stopped
moses
Moses #49
Sun May 31 08:05:50 1992
"everybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him
I said, 'Hey, listen to me
stay sane inside.'
insanity
but he locked the door
and threw away the key."
-Rocky Horror Picture Show, movie and sounddtrack
weatherman moses
Spy'Dr #1
Sun May 31 22:09:29 1992
RE: Tired, tired
BY: Moses #49
time marches on
for whom the bell tolls !
I hope that concert is what its cracked up to be !
Moses #49
Mon Jun 01 03:28:53 1992
whoa, and lookee there
death and jesus christ just walked into the 7-11
with black trenchcoats
and black shotguns
strange, thought, that death was a bald eyeless
black man with his fedora and coat
never pictured that
as death and christ moved horribly slow
and terribly fast
and the african, skin dark as night,
unloaded a single shell
with a sharp crack of light
into the chest of Henry, old poor dead Henry
tumbled back
and the christ,
who sitteth on the left hand
of God
and the president of the united states
judge the soul clean and no longer quick
but dead
and the clerk, peering over the side toward Henry,
at the pooling blood,
gestured toward his beer
and said:
"hey, are you gonna pay for that?"
moses the gardener
Cassidy #66
Mon Jun 01 15:28:29 1992
Moses,
Beautiful. Reminds me of something that happened back in January to me,
but yours seems a hell of alot more romantic.
cassidy
Spy'Dr #1
Mon Jun 01 17:13:55 1992
And she died in the fall when there's lots of apples.
And John ( he wasn't but about one year old )
went and got one and put it in here coffin and said,
"Here, Mama, here's you a apple".
They buried that apple with here.
(c) 1992 J. Robertson
Moses #49
Mon Jun 01 22:53:38 1992
RE: Car crash
BY: Cassidy #66
Six days in a hospital, concussion, IV's, cat scans, EEGs, torn muscles, a
pair of kidneys that almost konked out on me, and a scary amount of memory
loss romantic? Sheesh. If that's you're idea of romantic, you may want to stop
dating....
moses the gardener
Spy'Dr #1
Mon Jun 01 23:10:18 1992
Bubbles of air in the crystal stream
rise as the bottle sinks into the mud.
reflections in you and relections in me -
why ? what ? where ? Love ?
Rising to the sun and the air above
echoes of forest and sky overhead.
reaching the top to solve the mystery;
who ? where ? how ? Dead ?
Now I remember what I had forgotten :
Bubbles are but quanta of atmosphere.
for what comes down must go up also,
except for the bottle - it stays down here.
(c) 1992 J. RobertsonMoses #49
Tue Jun 02 02:51:06 1992
hey mister moonshine
whatcha doin' with that gun
gonna find my father's son
with this forty-five
so
hey mister moonshine
whatcha doin' with that gun?
gonna kill my father's son
with this forty-five
and
hey sister sunshy
whatcha doin' with that wasp?
settlin' on the razor blade
by that sprig of nightshade
if you could, and th' hell you would
come over, sit by me
so
hey sister sunshy
why do you run away?
is it just me
is that what you see?
so
hey mister father time
whatcha doin' with those rhymes?
poems, lyrics, silver dimes
still the beggarman.
moses the weatherman
Moses #49
Tue Jun 02 05:42:41 1992
RE: okay, listen
BY: Ender #95
poetry that Ender wrote about twenty messages back. (Scroll back a bit, yeah,
there you go...) hmm. How about this:
all my life
all the time
I've tried to see innocence
and white lives
but still the black lies
in the blackest lives
stand still and distant
like a rumbling church
so they've warned me
and so they tell
maybe I'll listen
and maybe I won't
or maybe I'll see
finally
with unconditional
reality
the rumbling church
and crucified saints
and Judas betrayed moses
Moses #49
Tue Jun 02 05:48:29 1992
RE: Life
BY: War Knight #16
nietzche (damn german names) tells us that god is dead
with the communist state
and nealon speaks
of false christian gods, figments of imagination and lies
mormons say
don't drink caffiene, you'll go to hell
but buddha says
this is inconsequentially important
if all are true, then some make the others lie
then how should I believe them all
so I return to buddha with his koans
and clap to his teachings
with one hand
moses the gardener
Locke 2 #56
Tue Jun 02 15:20:44 1992
Whilst I was on my daily walk,
I stopped a while to sit and talk.
Now the people to which I spoke
are truly quite curious folk
I'll tell you now, they were gnomes
At times a gnome can be
a pain to you and to me.
but most time they are great friends,
although money you should never lend.
And they'll always pour up a mug of foam.
The gnomes were quite polite this day,
Which, believe me, is not their way.
"My friends," I said,"why art thou so distraught?"
And after that, I was taught,
about the evil Monster of Mome.
"Eleven gnomes have tried and failed,
so listen, and listen closely, to our tale.
For five score and sixteen years,
our villageSpy'Dr #1
Tue Jun 02 21:21:09 1992
What's the puppy barking at ?
What would you do if it
was an ostrich and a bear ?
Get out the Spagetti Knife, Mable !
(c) 1992 J. Robertson
Moses #49
Wed Jun 03 03:15:34 1992
I almost squashed that damned roach
with an idle footless boot
missed once, missed again
I'll nail him eventually
moses
Moses #49
Wed Jun 03 03:18:53 1992
merlin moses out of the sky
watch those birds fall with saintly pride
never would have guess it you
the merlin watching, a small falcon at that
you in your old brown felt hat
and Judas crucified
merlin moses
Moses #49
Wed Jun 03 03:38:24 1992
I write these poems
on electronic walls
to be eventually
scrolled backwards
erased and forgotten
I found a notebook
of my mother's poetry
old, yellowed and aged
and I saw things I'd written yesterday
and I'd see them done before
forgotten bits of this
forgotten bits of that
it ended abruptly and I wondered why
I would stumble across
things I had written
things I had enjoyed writing
and things I had despised
but it's still the same
the words are lost and gone
and the words will come again moses
Moses #49
Thu Jun 11 11:13:01 1992
I was watching a pair a children one day
one arrogant, but wishing
the company of another badly,
the other, unsure whether she
should lower her guard to him
(foolish, though, the first
complained of this, still when
he saw obvious sign that she
would an he would ask others
for their opinion of the
situation)
but one evening,
still and quiet with the watcher's mind
she asked me if I would get him
(she'd done this many times before)
and I complained, mockingly:
"What, do I look like your errand boy?"
And she said:
"Fine, I don't care," perhaps misreading my
humorous intent for social grace
and I said:
"Bullshit," seeing this game they played now in principle,
"if you didn't care, then you wouldn't've asked me to go find him."
I left, tired of human social games, looking for my room-mate moses
Moses #49
Fri Jun 12 23:19:27 1992
My life closed twice before its close-
It yet remains to see
If Immortality unveil
A third event to me
So huge, so hopeless to concieve
As these that twice befell,
Parting is all we know of heaven,
And all we nee of hell.
-from the Complete Poems of Emily Dickinson
r and shake
SMITH/GALLUP/THOMPSON/WILLIAMS/TOLHURST
(c) 1987 APB MUSIC
(a favorite in my hate mail back home)
/\/iterunner
Spy'Dr #1
Sat Jun 06 17:09:40 1992
Every now and then when I look in the mirror it like
aw man I'm so pale and so skinny
damn
and this scholiosis, my back's all bent and shaped
like a zig-zag.
I can't beleive that's me.
Look at me now,
stripped of my manhood.
Look at me now,
thats not the way I'm supposed to be.
Look at me now,
stripped of my manhood.
Look at me now,
there's not much left of me.
Whenever you wake up in the morning
and the sun's shining in your face and I'm like
shit
Moses #49
Mon Jun 08 09:29:46 1992
infinity by zero
is zero just the same
and even if you're
fast enough, quick enough
to carve the water
the shapes you carve
are gone in seconds flat
but the beauty of the
water-carving lies not
in the creation, for creations die
and all things made come to an end
it lies in the skill of creation
it's all just as in
infinity multiplied
by zero moses the gardener
Moses #49
Sat Jun 13 07:16:36 1992
"...she makes love just like a woman
yeah, she does,
and she aches just like a woman,
yeah, she does,
but she breaks just like
a little girl..."
-Bob Dylan, Just Like A Woman
Spy'Dr #1
Tue Jul 07 20:10:03 1992
RE: whatever happened
BY: Spy'Dr #1
I'm sitting here typing these lines
when suddenly from outside:
"ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo".
I feel a sensation like the one
you feel when rough paper rubs
against your dry skin and makes
that noise like it does.
I don't know why, its only my best friend.
(c) 1992 J. Robertson
has shed its tears
As the monster wrecked our homes."
Returning every four years to snack,
Once again the monster's back,
And this time it isn't very nice.
He's a parasite, like fleas on mice.
Will you help us please? Save the Gnomes!"
So how could I refuse? How could I say no?
"Yes," I said,"I'll slay your foe."
A cheer rose up from the surrounding crowd,
how could little people be so loud?
Then I saw a wizened figure. In his hand a dusty tome.
He said, "I am the Gnome-That-Knows,
and I know what you need to know."
"What do I need to know,
oh Gnome that knows."
"Stop rhyming," he said,"This ain't no epic poem."
I listened closely as he explained
how the Mome Monster might be pained.
Take the magic Sword of Gord,
and forge the mystic fjord.
Let's hope youfind the monster home.
Past the mystic forest I walked
up the truly magic mountain I stalked.
Onward through the golden cities I passed
At the end I stood at last
the mystic fjord I forged into the land of Mome.
Down a hill and through the wood,
I prayed, I hoped, he would be in good mood.
I looked about and saw a castle
within in which dwelled neither lord nor vassal.
Nay, here lived the dreaded Monster of Mome.
On the front door I quietly knocked,
but the door swung open, it was unlocked!
I was quite surprised to see,
a great pair of red eyes staring at me.
I wished I was elsewhere, perhaps he coliseum at Rome.
"What," said the Monster, "Are you doing here?"
"I have come to slay thee, quake in fear!"
The monster smiled, and licked his lips,
"I have the Sword of Gord with the sharp tip."
Then spoke the Monster of Mome.
"Now," he said, "What do you have again?"
"I have the sword of Gord, you will be slain."
The monster spoke , "Good Lord, you forged
the mystic fjord with the Sword of Gord!"
And a tongue-twister did in the Monster of Mome.
out from my skull
and replaced it with something else
there's someone new here now
and it's not me at all
refrain
moses
is this the woman I'm spending
my life with ?
I mean just so ugly.
but then ugly's what
we want sometimes.
Look at you now,
stripped of your womanhood.
You can't do the
things that you used to to.
Look at you now,
stripped of your womanhood.
There's not really
much left of you.
And we just sit here
staring
into each others eyes like this and
no matter how we pretend there's really
nothing
all so different about it.
But still we just hang on
to each other
when we really ought to
let go
you know what I mean ?
let go
let go
(c) 1992 J. Robertson
Myrddin #147
Sat Jun 12 23:01:03 1993
RE: myrddin, I hate you.
BY: Eeyore #373
he was sitting nearby
Dodo Haha #20
Sat Jun 12 23:37:51 1993
RE: Funny.
BY: Eeyore #373
Now consider- if I were in charge on an engineering firm, and I had a man who
continually came up with new ideas, which usually were tenable, and proved
profitable, and I had another man who did an average job, who would(should!) I
pay more? The thinker, or the average man? Note, this isn't to say the average
man is worthless, but only to say, the thinker is MORE VALUABLE- by virtual
definition. Now, both of these men may have the same "rights", but one of them
is more valuable- he is capable of more than the other man. Now, contemplate
this- doctors, who represent an educated minority, capable of tasks normal
people cannot do(due to their effort- notice their competence arises from
diligence and work), they represent a more valuable commodity.
It is therefore insane to say "put the many before the few or the one", when it
is the few or the one who keep the many alive. It's like saying-
"By virtue of the fact that I owe my life to an individual, that individual has
lost his choice in the matter- since that individual is the only one capable of
keeping me alive, I therefore have a claim on him......." Who is being treated
as if he is more valuable? The doctor, or the sick man? One of them is forced
to work in conditions where his services are not his own- the other gets
the benefit of the doctor's regulation?
Dodo Haha
-----
I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Dodo Haha #20
Sat Jun 12 23:38:46 1993
RE: Okay, this is absolutely my last post tonight
BY: John Lemmermann #424
We're all part of the "We love Mr. Lemmerman" club around here.
( I personally am still reeling from the first limerick- all I can
state affirmatively is "wow!" )
Dodo Haha
-----
I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Eeyore #373
Sun Jun 13 11:44:36 1993
RE: no he cheated...
BY: Myrddin #147
Well, couldn't you have like, taken him to the bathroom or something...?
_
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(_eyore .
Eeyore #373
Sun Jun 13 11:45:32 1993
RE: Hmmmmm....
BY: Dodo Haha #20
Your posts sound like my science book. It always put me to sleep.
_
(_ │
(_eyore .
...thinks you'd be a lot more fun if you werent so logical...
Generic Man #12
Mon Jun 14 13:12:16 1993
RE: Hmmmmm....
BY: Dodo Haha #20
but you seem to be in the habit of expanding this idea into the entirety of
running humanity. Running a planet, or even a country, is not as simple as
running a good, efficient, profitable business, thought there are many
similarities that our country's government is too caught up to take any notice
of.
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Gregor'S Mentor #372
Fri Jun 25 17:56:36 1993
i have a pakage of cupcakes in my fridge.
they've been there for over two weeks.
will you please take them away?
Gregor's Mentor
Eeyore #373
Sat Jun 26 11:25:14 1993
RE: um, eeyore?
BY: Gregor'S Mentor #372
Should've given them to me for the plane ride...I coulda shoved em in the
little bratlings' mouths to shut em up...
_
(_ │
(_eyore .
Moses #49
Sun Jul 04 13:42:35 1993
RE: Have I ever told you?
BY: Eeyore #373
You have obviously never tried to spike Brandon's orange juice. Loads of fun
last all of, hmmm, thirty minutes, at least!
"What is this?"
B:"What is this?"
I:"Orange juice."
B:"Really?" [SIP]
I:"And vodka."
B:[COUGH COUGH GAG]
Yet another priceless moment recorded in electronic media.
Eeyore #373
Sun Jul 04 21:57:43 1993
RE: ha!
BY: Moses #49
On video? Ohhhh...Eeyore would LOVE to see...
_
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(_eyore .
Moses #49
Mon Jul 05 11:49:39 1993
RE: You have this recorded?
BY: Eeyore #373
I do not. By electronic media, I refer to this BBS. Besides, if we'd broken
out a camcorder to tape Brandon drinking orange juice, I think he'd suspect
that something was up.
Or was it Aaron who pulled that gag? Now that I think about it, it might have
been Aaron. Hey, Dodo, who pulled the, um, short-lived, yet appalingly funny
orange juice joke?
Eeyore #373
Mon Jul 05 14:37:37 1993
RE: sadly no...
BY: Moses #49
You mean Afghanistan-Bananstan?
_
(_ │
(_eyore .
The Fourth Amigo #54
Mon Jul 05 15:37:06 1993
RE: aARON?
BY: Eeyore #373
AshicanO'spaghetti..
░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░
------------
Same guy????
Dodo Haha #20
Tue Jul 06 00:30:46 1993
RE: sadly no...
BY: Moses #49
I THINK it was Trey, since after all, Trey is the person your mother
warned you about...
Dodo Haha
-----
I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Dodo Haha #20
Tue Jul 06 00:31:50 1993
RE: aARON?
BY: Eeyore #373
That veritable Prince of a Man, my good friend and colleague Ashicanistran.
I almost miss the constant, ramming insults...
Linear Algebra wouldn't have been the same without him.
Dodo Haha
-----
I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Moses #49
Tue Jul 06 04:37:14 1993
RE: Well...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
it had Aaron's bitter sarcasm and bit about it, though. And I remember that I
had been partaking in the spirits that evening, too, if I recall. Though I'm
not sure which person was responsible for the actual joke, now that I think
about it.
Hmmm....
Locke 2 #56
Tue Jul 06 10:48:39 1993
RE: Well...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
Well my mother never warned me about Trey, but if she'd known, she would
have.
Locke 2
-----
ZIP YOUR PEOPLE SUIT!
Eeyore #373
Tue Jul 06 11:20:50 1993
RE: Or.
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
Trashcanman....
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(_ │
(_eyore .
Eeyore #373
Tue Jul 06 11:21:41 1993
RE: Yes,
BY: Dodo Haha #20
Ashicanistran was mighty good with insults, wasn't he? I wonder if he gives
lessons...
_
(_ │
(_eyore .
Locke 2 #56
Tue Jul 06 20:42:27 1993
RE: I must say...
BY: Eeyore #373
Well I don't know if you could call him "good" with insults, but he always
had a few handy. Too bad the pompous little ass'll never show his ugly little
squirmy army jacket around here ever again.
Locke 2
Didn't really mean that, but it was fun to
say because I never could have gotten
away with it while he was around.
-----
ZIP YOUR PEOPLE SUIT!
Dodo Haha #20
Tue Jul 06 21:50:59 1993
RE: I must say...
BY: Eeyore #373
Just mail him fifty bucks in a brown envelope, and he'll teach you all you need
to know.
(Non-refundable deposit)
Dodo Haha
-----
I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Eeyore #373
Thu Jul 08 11:44:46 1993
RE: Hmmm...
BY: Locke 2 #56
I thought he was quite clever, sometimes. My particular favorite was "For the
love of sanity, go away..." So subtle...and it pissed me off so much...
_
(_ │
(_eyore .
...will stay on this board just to piss him off!
Demon #116
Tue Jul 20 14:50:00 1993
blah
blah
blah
just rambling on and on
D
e
m
o
n
-----
Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore
Spy'Dr #1
Fri Jul 23 01:17:17 1993
These are the words "Elockanta Andria" (Empress Andrea) written in the fancy
way that the ancient Elosians would have done it. Notice that the word
"Elockanta" (Empress) is not actually written with the letters, but
indicated by the pictogram " \_|_/ ", and also that the optional punctuation
and diacritical marks have been used to the fullest, to show respect.
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The same phrase written in normal letters (even though this would have been
considered disrespectful to the Empress) would be :
\_|_/ 3>\¥<>Y3
Things can be further simplified by writing out "Elockanta", like so :
X┼C[X]3>\C¥3 3>\¥<>Y3
As many Elosian letters can stand for either of two sounds, this phrase
could theoretically be transliterated in either of these was, as well as in
any combination of the two.
ELOCKANOTA ANTRIA
ALHGHENHDE ENDRYE
Writing the potential sounds of each letter sequentially, as was sometimes
done by the Stoffonians in the transliteration of Elosian words gives the
following, somewhat confusing transliteration :
EALOHCKGKAENOHTDAE AENTDRIYAE
By the rules of Elosian pronunciation, the sound of a variable letter is
determined by context. Here is what this looks like with the
sounds that are actually pronounced are capitalized and the other sounds are
in lower case :
EaLOhCKgkAeNohTaAe AeNtDRIyAe
And arranged so that the pronounced variant of each letter comes before
its unpronounced variant :
EaLOhCKgkAeNohTdAe AeNDtRIyAe
This accounts for the fact that many words that the Stoffonians borrowed
from written (not spoken) Elosian have been altered. For example, when
Stoffonian parents would name their daughter after Andria of Elos, they
would sometimes name her Aentdriyae. There actually is a Stoffonian female
name that is pronounced approximately like "Andria", but many Stoffonians
thought that Aentdriyae was the Elosian form of it.
Comrade Julia #158
Fri Jul 23 06:05:38 1993
RE: language lesson
BY: Spy'Dr #1
Don't ramble like that. People will think you're insane.
I know I do.
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
...knows what you're talking about but just thinks you're talking too much.
Dodo Haha #20
Fri Jul 23 21:28:01 1993
RE: please, darling
BY: Comrade Julia #158
We don't just think- we KNOW
Dodo Haha
-----
I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Generic Man #12
Fri Jul 23 23:48:43 1993
RE: language lesson
BY: Spy'Dr #1
where is Elisoa, anyway?
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Dodo Haha #20
Sat Jul 24 00:22:09 1993
RE: and
BY: Generic Man #12
it borders the province(and former empire- I think it's a republic now)
of Stoffonia proper, on some continent on Robertson's planet.
I could point to it on the globe of the planet, but it lies in the northern
hemisphere. It was the originally an empire, whose last empress was
Andrea(however you want to spell it), memorialized in the great play,
"The Capitulations of Andrea"(by Ristualain or J. Robertson).
Elos was original an empire, but if I recall correctly, barbarian invasions and
internal corruption lead to its fall, but much of its culture(gods, empire,
etc.) was taken by the Stoffonians, who put their own twists on the stuff and
developed it further. I could go on and on, with diminishing accuracy, but talk
to Spy'dr- he wrote the book. (literally)
Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Spy'Dr #1
Sun Jul 25 00:11:42 1993
RE: I think....
BY: Dodo Haha #20
While Andria was the last Empress (and first as well) in the sense that
she was the all the other rulers of the Elosian empire were Emporers, she
lived and died a long time before the fall of the Empire. She was assassinated
by her power-hungry nephew Mondroy, who had been busy taking Aksurst from the
Stoffonians for several years. Mondroy continued to conquer lands to the west,
and while he was away the Imperial Council back in Elos began plotting a coup.
By the time he returned to the capital city, they were in control of the
forces there, and he only had the war-weary soldiers he'd brought back from
the frontier. Thus, he returned to the west, amassed an army of conscripts and
foreign mercenaries, and marched on the capital. His enemies fell victim to
mutiny within their own ranks, and Mondroy regained the Empire. For several
years he ruled with an iron fist, but was eventually deposed by some of his
officers. After that, the Empire was governed either by the Council or by the
Knights (military leaders), and the Emporers were figureheads who were
actually selected for their superficiality and lack of ambition. The Empire
was basically stable for centuries, until it degenerated into a sort of
feudalism. The Empire was unable to mount a united defense against the
Erctilians from the north, and soon the Tigils and Neavians came in for a
piece of the pie. Meanwhile the Stoffonians had amassed an empire in the west
that was a large as Elos had ever been. A year after the Elosian throne fell
to the Erctilians, the Stoffonians took the entire former Empire in a sort of
medieval version of a blitzkreig, owing to the fact that the possesed
gunpowder (a secret stolen from the Gulluainians), which was only in
expirimental and unreliable use in the eastern part of the continent.
Spy'Dr #1
Sun Jul 25 01:04:12 1993
RE: actually...
BY: Spy'Dr #1
Years after her death, Andria was deified by the Elosians, who often
portrayed her as a pure and chaste maiden (in actuality she was quite
amorous). The Knarrians, who distorted much of what they inherited from the
Elosians, took the opposite view - Mondroy was divine punishment on the Empire
by the gods for the carnal sins of Andria. In old Knarrian myths, Andria
herself was reincarnated endlessly in the form of unwilling concubines of
infamous tyrants, including the Knarr's very own Othor the Evil as recently as
300 years ago, and Pelthorstan the Invader 100 years ago.
The early Stoffonians thought of Andria's place after her death as a sort
of goddess-in-suspension, waiting to become a full goddess when the world was
reclaimed by the gods. Until then, she was only able to intervene in matters
of human sex and reproduction - and even this to a limited extent. Her name
was invoked as a form of birth control (in life, she was apparently barren).
After the extensive remodeling of Stoffonian religion by Ijermeshiel I, she
was ommited from the Stoffonian pantheon.
The idea of a "goddess-in-suspension" turned up much later in Stoffonian
history, when Rostof I encouraged the worship of his dead wife Kimé. She was
said to exist in a sort of one-woman limbo, where her fate was tied to the
number of souls saved from hell. She would take opportunity to help anyone who
pleased her get into heaven, and Rostof encouraged that sacrifices be made to
her by anyone in need of salvation. After his death, the practice arose in
which Kimé's spirit was said to enter the body of the most beatiful maiden in
Stoffonia on her wedding night. The fact that the lovemaking of the bride and
groom was a public religious ceremony in special cases was a reason why most
Emporers married a woman other than the one they chose as "the most beatiful
maiden in Stoffonia". Certain Emporers of an exhibitionist nature did in fact
take part in the ceremonies. The actual attitude of the women chosen for this
"honour" was never consulted, and it is doubtful that many wanted it, despite
the fact that it was a 100% guarantee of sainthood and a great spiritual
service to all of Stoffonia. The propriety of this practice was alternately
denied and supported by different Emporers until it finally ended along with
the Stoffonian Empire in the early 20th century.
Comrade Julia #158
Sun Jul 25 04:06:38 1993
RE: Think?
BY: Dodo Haha #20
You know it, I know, Spy'Dr knows it, but
Yellow Dog doesn't even know what county he's in.
Can anybody tell me what movie thats stolen from ?
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Comrade Julia #158
Sun Jul 25 04:08:13 1993
RE: and
BY: Generic Man #12
If you have any concern for your own personal safety, you would NEVER ask
him that....
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Comrade Julia #158
Sun Jul 25 04:16:52 1993
RE: more....
BY: Spy'Dr #1
Is THAT why you carry that picture of her around ?
To keep all your hundreds of lovers from getting pregnant ? :)
Don't flatter yourself.
Boy am I glad I'm not the most beatiful maiden in Stoffonia.
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Demon #116
Mon Jul 26 00:35:33 1993
RE: yes, you should know
BY: Comrade Julia #158
and why would I wanna
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Spy'Dr #1
Fri Jul 30 20:45:28 1993
Elosian Language
Elosian was the national language of the Elosian Empire (400 bc-1349ce)
and serves as the first language of many people in the countries that were
once part of that empire, existing alongside Stoffonian which usually serves
as the official language (these areas were Stoff. controlled 1349-1908). The
language began as the dialect of the inhabitants of the area around the
lower reaches and the mouth of the Elos river, especially the city-state of
Elos. It spread with the growth of the Empire, also giving rise to Knarrian.
Another closely related language is Elostoff, spoken mostly in modern
Eshtikur, which was originally a fusion of Elosian and Stoffonian.
Elosian is also the language used for rituals by most of the religious
groups that trace their beleifs back to the Imperial religion, including the
Stoffonian church, which has branches all over Robertson's planet.
In the more than 2500 years that the language has been written, it has
changed and evolved little compared to a language like English.
Nevertheless, this long history has been sufficient to produce the same
types of orthographic difficulties as in English, and thus a transliteration
system based on Elosian spelling (like the system used with Stoffonian,
which is written with an alphabet invented much more recently) would be
difficult to define and understand. Therefore, Elosian is written in English
according to pronunciation, and with no regard to the native spelling.
It should also be understood that an exact imitation of Elosian speech can
not be produced by the Hominid speech aparatus, but that the pronunciations
given are sufficient to be intellible (though somewhat foreign-sounding) to
native Elosian-speakers.
There are two large dialects of Elosian, the Eastern (spoken in the
eastern half of the old empire) and Western. These dialects differ in about
as many respects as the English of the U.K. differs from that of North
America. "Church" Elosian is deliberately modeled more closely after the
Elosian of Imperial times, and thus can be said to have few if any native
speakers, only those who learn it. Standard Elosian is a literary language
that serves as a common denominator for all speakers of the language, and is
usually considered the "correct" form. It is with Standard Elosian that this
lesson is concerned.
sounds :
trans. comments
a as in "hat"
ai approx. "ay" in "day"
au between "cow" and "o" as in "note"
e as in "bed"
eu approx. "o" as in "note", slightly like "e" as in bed
i approx. "pizza" or "ee" in "feet", slightly like "i" in "hit"
o between "o" as in "hot" and as in "note"
oi between "i" in "ice" and "oy" in "boy"
ou between "aw" as in "o" as in "note"
u as "oo" in "too"
b
ch as in english "chat", but with friction in the back of the throat
ck "k" indicates slight click after "c"
("c" as in english "cat").
may be pronounced as in english
without loss of meaning.
d
f
g
j between "j" and the sound made by "s" in "treasure"
h with friction in the back of the throat
l
m
kn "k" indicates a slight click before "n".
may be prnounced as in english.
used only at the begginning of a syllable.
n used at other locations.
p
r
s
sh
sk "s" followed immediately by "k" click
t
v
w
y
z
notes :
1. the vowels are of two types - weak (i,u) and strong (a,e,o).
two consecutive strong vowels are always pronounced as separate
syllables.
a double weak vowel is pronounced for a double period of time.
a strong vowel after a weak vowel begins a new syllable.
when a strong vowel is followed by a weak vowel, they are pronounced
as one sound (dipthong). The dipthongs that actually occur in spoken
Standard Elosian are included in the list above.
2. when a double consonant occurs, the first one of the pair is
considered to be the end of one syllable and the second is start
of the next syllable.
otherwise, consecutive consonants are to be blended into one sound
as much as possible.
3. the click notated as "k" can best be approximated by humans as the
sound produced by touching the teeth or the roof of the mouth with
the tip of the toungue and then rapidly pulling the toungue back while
sucking in air and saliva.
it is not humanly possible to produce this sound in rapid succession
with other sounds as quickly and smoothly as the Elosians. For all
practical purposes, it can simply be pronounced as "k" with no loss
of meaning.
4. "Stress" in Elosian is more of a matter of pitch than of force.
The more emphasis there is on a syllable, the higher its pitch.
There are four levels of pitch, which do not correspond to any
specific musical intervals but which are still distinguishable.
Stress is not applicable to single words. Stress comes into play
in differeniating different types of sentences, as will be seen later.
The Elosian Alphabet
letter approximate pronunciation (all rules have exceptions)
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3 a "cat", often silent before f,s,p,t,c(k),ch
e "bed", " " " " " " " " "
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X e "bed", often silent before f,s,p,t,c(k),ch
a "cat", " " " " " " " " " "
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C o "hot", often silent before f,s,p,t,c(k),ch
h especially at the beginning of words
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Y i "pizza", often silent before v,z,b,d,g,j
y especially at the beginning of words
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? u "rude", often silent before v,z,b,d,g,j
w especially at the beginning of words
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┼ l sometimes pronounced as a syllable
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<> r " " " " " "
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/< m " " " " " "
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>\ n " " " " " "
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@ y after a,e,o
j after i,u
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N w after a,e,o
v after i,u
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D sh after a,e,o
j after i,u
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& f after a,e,o,s,t,c(k),ch,l,r
v after i,u,z,d,g(k),j,m,n
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A s after a,e,o,f,t,c(k),ch,l,r
z after i,u,v,d,g(k),j,m,n
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[] p after a,e,o,f,s,t,c(k),ch,l,r
b after i,u,v,z,d,g(k),j,m,n
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¥ t after a,e,o,f,s,p,c(k),ch,l,r
d after i,u,v,z,b,g(k),j,m,n
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[X] c(k) after a,e,o,f,s,p,t,ch,l,r
g(k) after i,u,v,z,b,d,j,m,n
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U ch after a,e,o,f,s,p,t,c(k),l,r
j after i,u,v,z,b,d,g(k),m,n
--------------------------------------------------------------
notes :
1. The symbols above merely approximate actual Elosian letters.
2. when a consonant letter appears twice, the second occurence is
always the alternative to the first.
3. vowel letters often serve only to determine the pronunciation
of the adjacent consonants, and are not pronounced as vowels.
4. in elosian writing, silent letters are usually written smaller.
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Grammar: There are certain rules to be observed whenever a grammatical
suffix is added to any Elosian word :
1. consonants that are added after strong vowels are unvoiced.
(ex. "s" after "a")
2. consonants that are added after weak vowels are voiced.
(ex. "z" after "i")
3. a vowel may not be repeated by the adding of a suffix.
the suffix vowel should be changed to another vowel of the
same strenght.
examples: tana + a = tanae, NOT tanaa
halcku + u = halckui, NOT halckuu
Nouns : Elosian nouns are made up of a root followed by
suffixes to indicate case, gender, and number.
Noun roots always end in consonants.
examples : tan- ("person", root form)
halck- ("animal", root form)
Case: Elosian nouns have these cases, indicated by the vowel
that follows the root:
Subjective (i) used for the subject of a statment
example: tani- ("person", root+case)
Objective (u) used for the direct object of a verb
Indirect (e) used for the indirect object
in these cases, the noun is actually used as a modifier:
Possessive (a) shows possession of, ownership of, etc.
Associative (o) shows association with, connection with, etc.
All "adjectives" and "adverbs" in Elosian are noun forms,
though some do not make sense when used as a noun.
Gender: Elosian genders are masculine, feminine, unisex, or simple.
Masculine nouns are the nouns that refer to male people or creatures.
Masculine nouns usually end in a consonant.
The consonant normally depends on the nature of the noun:
Words for male persons end in t or d (ex. tanid = "man" subj.)
other male entities end in s or z (holckas = "male animal" assoc.)
Feminine nouns refer to female people or creatures.
Feminine nouns usually end in a, or e to avoid vowel repetetion.
For female persons, the gender vowel immediately follows
the case vowel (ex. tania = "woman" subj.; tanoa = "woman" assoc.)
Other female entities have f or v before the gender vowel.
(ex. holckafa = "female animal" possessive)
Unisex nouns are used for people or creatures of uncertain gender,
almost exactly like the modern English usage "he/she".
Unisex nouns usually end in i, or u to avoid vowel repetition.
Simple nouns refer to things which have no gender.
Simple nouns usually end in p or b.
Number: Elosian nouns are either singular, plural, or multiple.
Singular nouns refer to a single person, place, or thing.
Singular nouns have no inflection for number.
Plural nouns refer to a definate, limited number.
Plural nouns are formed by adding a suffix :
gender: | suffix to form plural:
----------|------------------------
masculine | -ick
feminine | -ck
unisex | -ck
simple | -ick
examples: tanidick = "men" subjective
tanuack = "women" objective
tanepick = "people" indirect
Multiple nouns refer to an indefinate, unlimited number.
Multiple nouns are formed by adding -t to the plural form.
examples: tanidickt = "men" (multiple) subjective
tanuackt = "women" (multiple) objective
tanepickt = "people" (multiple) objective
Compound Nouns : Elosian often makes use of compound nouns.
When joining two nouns, the root of the first
noun is joined to the second noun.
ex. Elockan- + tan- = Elockantan-
Noun Contraction: For certain uses, nouns are "contracted".
In a masculine noun, contraction simply means the use of the
root without any suffixes.
In a feminine noun, the last part of the root is cut off so that
the last letter is final last vowel in the original root.
This vowel is then changed to "a" unless it is already "a" or "e".
ex.: Arania (a personal name, root Aran-) contracts to Ara.
Binalonia (root Binalon-) contracts to Binala
Unisex and Simple nouns cannot be contracted.
Only singular nouns can be contracted
Only words with roots at least 2 syllables long are contracted.
For example, the name Andria (root Andr-) cannot be contracted.
Uses of contraction:
Personal names are contracted when used in signatures,
letterheads, simply stating a name, or when the name is
otherwise not playing any part in the action of a sentence.
For uncontractable names, the singular subject form is used.
examples: Ara (when not part of a sentence)
Arania (when used as the subject)
Andria (for both uses)
Titles ("Mister", "Emporer") are contracted when used
immediately before a name.
examples: Elockantan- ("emporer") contractes when used like this:
Elockantan Binalon (Emporer Binalon)
Elockanta Andria (Empress Andria)
Gender, Case, and Contraction (where applicable) tables for some nouns:
(all shown in singular number)
tan- (human being)
masculine feminine unisex
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subj. | tanid tania taniu
obj. | tanud tanua tanui
ind. | tanet tanea taneu
pos. | tanat tanae tanau
assoc. | tanot tanoa tanou
halck- (animal)
masculine feminine unisex simple
---------------------------------------------
subj. | halckiz halckiva halckiu halckib
obj. | halckuz halckuva halckui halckub
ind. | halckes halckefa halckeu halckep
pos. | halckas halckafa halckau halckap
assoc. | halckos halckofa halckou halckop
Elockan- (the Elosian empire)
simple
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subj. | Elockanib
obj. | Elockanub
ind. | Elockanep
pos. | Elockanap
assoc. | Elockanop
Elockantan- (ruler of the empire)
masculine feminine unisex
------------------------------------------------
subj. | Elockantanid Elockantania Elockantaniu
obj. | Elockantanud Elockantanua Elockantanui
ind. | Elockantanet Elockantanea Elockantaneu
pos. | Elockantanat Elockantanae Elockantanau
assoc. | Elockantanot Elockantanoa Elockantanou
contr. | Elockantan Elockana
Aran- (personal name, an outdated word for "hardness")
masculine feminine
----------------------
subj. | Aranid Arania
obj. | Aranud Aranua
ind. | Aranet Aranea
pos. | Aranat Aranae
assoc. | Aranot Aranoa
contr. | Aran Ara
Andr- (a personal name, derived from andren-, outdated word for "gold")
masculine feminine
----------------------
subj. | Andrid Andria
obj. | Andrud Andrua
ind. | Andret Andrea
pos. | Andrat Andrae
assoc. | Androt Androa
contr. | Andrid Andria
Binalon- (a name, archaic word meaning "child of the sea")
masculine feminine
-------------------------
subj. | Binalonid Binalonia
obj. | Binalonud Binalonua
ind. | Binalonet Binalonea
pos. | Binalonat Binalonae
assoc. | Binalonot Binalonoa
contr. | Binalon Binala
Generic Man #12
Sat Jul 31 00:32:27 1993
RE: please, sir, if you have any concern...
BY: Comrade Julia #158
I guess it';s a bit late for that. hmmm?
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Comrade Julia #158
Sat Jul 31 18:12:17 1993
RE: well...
BY: Generic Man #12
Boy I just can't wait to learn all about Knarrian epic poetry.
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Generic Man #12
Sun Aug 01 09:46:38 1993
RE: yup.
BY: Comrade Julia #158
if you insist.
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Dodo Haha #20
Sun Aug 01 10:22:09 1993
RE: yup.
BY: Comrade Julia #158
What are you doing, throwing coals on the fire?
(Everyone knows coals go to NewCastle...)
Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Spy'Dr #1
Sun Aug 01 18:46:39 1993
RE: yup.
BY: Comrade Julia #158
Well, there really isn't that much to it. The Knarrians have basically two
"Epic" poems (of much more recent origin than our own Homeric Epics). The Song
of Knarrknoxx is about 300 years old, written by someone working under the
assumed name of "The Voice of Parkep" (Parkep is one of the gods worshipped by
the Knarrians, Elosians, and Stoffonians). It is the story of how Knarrknoxx
the Wise used magic to unite Knarr into a single kingdom. Knarrknoxx was an
actual historical figure, but to have actually been involved in all the events
which the poem connects him with, he would have to have lived for over 200
years. The real Knarrknoxx was a scholar and relgious leader who did much to
give the Knarrians a sense of being a common nation. He was the first to write
in Knarrian (rather than Elosian), and he actually developed an alphabet for
the language that was based on the Elosian but which included many revisions
to make it more suitable for Knarrian. The name "Knarr" is actually derived
from his name. In the poem, Knarrknoxx uses powers granted by Parkep to create
five magical crystals, which worked together to create power bursts of energy
which could either be used to destroy enemies or converted to other forms of
magic. Knarrknoxx entrusted the crystals to Geoffrey of Axur, who used them to
become the ruler of all Knarr. Knarrknoxx was taken directly into the Place of
the Gods when all Knarr was at peace.
A sample of translation from the Song of Knarrknoxx :
That night as he slept with his head on his pillow
Knarrknoxx's dreams did seeth like a pot
on the stove, with a fire made from willow
and in he dreams he saw the First God -
Parkep, whose one eye is the sun that look down
and whose other eye is the nightly moon
told Knarrknoxx he must place the crown
on the head of daring young Geoffrey soon.
The other Knarrian epic is called "The Song of Elantan", or "The Song of
the Great Quest of Elantan", or simply "The Great Quest". This poem is too
complicated to explain here, but it basically concerns struggles between
Geoffrey III (many years after the death of Geoffrey I) and Othor the Evil.
The five crystals had been hidden by Geoffrey I, and have were not found until
this time. The first book concerns itself with the hero Elantan, who rescues
the crystals from the hands of Othor the Evil. Later books concern Elantan's
battles against various kinds of evil magic brought about by Othor. The poem
ends with Elantan simply walking off into the sea, and stories written by
other authors explain that he went off to fight for good in other lands. By
some accounts he is still alive.
The "Great Quest" opens with these two infamous lines:
In the hills of Ckell there was born a man
and he was called Elantan.
Demon #116
Sun Aug 01 23:46:40 1993
RE: Knarrian Epic poetry.,.
BY: Spy'Dr #1
SH!T ok
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Dodo Haha #20
Mon Aug 02 22:11:13 1993
RE: ohh do shutup with that
BY: Demon #116
I think that your knowledge of "Shit posts" compels me to agree-
you seem to post shit, and be full of shit, so what other conclusion is
there?
Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Demon #116
Tue Aug 03 01:04:43 1993
RE: Demon...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
fine dodo that shit brings forth more shit in spurges
hehe
but I am not shit fine sir
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Spy'Dr #1
Tue Aug 03 23:38:32 1993
RE: ohh do shutup with that
BY: Demon #116
1) This my BBS
2) This BBS has a very limited lifespan around here, since I am obviously
taking my computer to college.
I want to get all I can out of it while it's still here.
3) Of all people, YOU have no business casting stones at other people
whose posts you find useless. Its like the 20,000,000 gallon oil spill
calling the kettle black.
The Fourth Amigo #54
Wed Aug 04 07:06:42 1993
RE: listen you
BY: Spy'Dr #1
He was just joking.. Geez... Give him a break.
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Spy'Dr #1
Wed Aug 04 19:53:07 1993
RE: Spy'Dr.
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
He's been "joking" like that for some time, and sooner or later I had to
say something.
Demon #116
Sat Aug 07 03:36:37 1993
RE: alright
BY: Spy'Dr #1
oh say take on a serious and mature outlook on life
dream on guys
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Dodo Haha #20
Sun Aug 08 00:51:10 1993
RE: would you guys prefer me to
BY: Demon #116
Actually, we're not campaigning for you to be more mature or less fun,
just for you not to be such an asshole.
Dodo Haha
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Demon #116
Sun Aug 08 02:54:15 1993
RE: Well...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
so what ... I do not try to be an asshole
I guess it just happens that way
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Phish #516
Wed Aug 11 03:24:21 1993
RE: Demon...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
Actually most everyone I met is full of shit.. Everyone lies.
Demon #116
Thu Jul 15 00:06:19 1993
RE: Hey..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
I do not have a life so I can't tell you
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Comrade Julia #158
Thu Jul 15 02:33:30 1993
RE: Let me tell you.
BY: Eeyore #373
Oh aren't they just pefect gentlemen.
And they all look like celebrities, too.
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Comrade Julia #158
Thu Jul 15 02:34:18 1993
RE: Why...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
That you guys were talking about on the other sub ?
(just kidding)
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Dodo Haha #20
Thu Jul 15 12:23:49 1993
RE: I couldn't be at 9600 baud
BY: Demon #116
why did "Conect 9600" (misspelling unintentional) appear in your post?
We're not exactly slugs here you know...
Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Eeyore #373
Thu Jul 15 17:00:31 1993
RE: Why...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
And I'll wear my new red dress and the black undies...
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(_eyore .
...says the day she eats caviar is the day her dog gets a life.
Eeyore #373
Thu Jul 15 17:01:39 1993
RE: the men on this board
BY: Comrade Julia #158
If any look like Keanu, they're mine...
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(_eyore .
The Fourth Amigo #54
Thu Jul 15 23:20:25 1993
RE: Hey...
BY: Eeyore #373
Of course, that's me.. Black hair.. Tall.. Handsome.. Anyway..
░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░
and a great conversationalist..
When people let me talk..
Myrddin #147
Fri Jul 16 00:40:51 1993
RE: Nah...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
nudff said
Eeyore #373
Wed Jul 21 11:34:26 1993
RE: Silly-
BY: Dodo Haha #20
It was a very long time ago...
And I know Aeon dies, but I thought it was a little weird that three whole
"main characters" died in one episode...
Is Liquid Television even on anymore? I can't find it...not like I ever have
time to watch, though...
_
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(_eyore .
Dodo Haha #20
Wed Jul 21 16:32:19 1993
RE: I'm happy for you.
BY: Eeyore #373
You poor fool- parakeets never die! They live in the bird underground,
smuggling nuts to squirrels in hopes of one day sparking a global avian
revolution!
Dodo Haha
-----
I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Spy'Dr #1
Wed Jul 21 22:23:18 1993
RE: Silly-
BY: Dodo Haha #20
You mean like the Famous Franco-Prussian War Flying Ace ?
Comrade Julia #158
Fri Jul 23 06:14:37 1993
RE: she always dies ?
BY: Spy'Dr #1
Trust me honey, you're casting out pearls without getting a porkchop.
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Generic Man #12
Fri Jul 23 23:51:01 1993
RE: No..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
this has something to do with your odd immunity to frying grease?
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Dodo Haha #20
Sat Jul 24 00:22:39 1993
RE: perhaps
BY: Generic Man #12
Don't reveal his secret identity!
Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Demon #116
Sat Jul 24 01:22:23 1993
RE: Sure...sure...
BY: Eeyore #373
I don't wanna here this "the check is in the mail" bullsh!t
ya hear gimme my money now
exquize
me
D
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-----
Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore
Demon #116
Sat Jul 24 01:23:08 1993
RE: I'm happy for you.
BY: Eeyore #373
a Red Lord Amazon
perty aint it
exquize
me
D
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m
o
n
-----
Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore
The Fourth Amigo #54
Sat Jul 24 02:22:59 1993
RE: perhaps
BY: Generic Man #12
Dodo Haha told you too?? Geez brandon, make a freak out of me why don't
ya? Wait maybe he didn't tell you.. Anyway.. No, I was once blown up by
gasoline and a match.. It wasn't fun until after the drugs.. Dodo, did you
tell them about the staples?
░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░
Why torture yourself when life will do it for you??
Eeyore #373
Sat Jul 24 07:13:47 1993
RE: Hehehehee....
BY: Dodo Haha #20
If they're aiding the squirrel cause, I have no problems with it...
_
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(_eyore .
Eeyore #373
Sat Jul 24 07:14:56 1993
RE: hey now
BY: Demon #116
You can have your money. Come by my house...say, tomorrow...
I'll be out of town, but at least you can say you tried...
_
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(_eyore .
Eeyore #373
Sat Jul 24 07:15:32 1993
RE: well I have a parrot
BY: Demon #116
I don't think I've ver heard of that kind of bird. What's it look like?
_
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(_eyore .
Comrade Julia #158
Sun Jul 25 04:26:50 1993
RE: perhaps
BY: Generic Man #12
Jeez, I didn't even know the X-59 could stand such high temperatures !
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
The Fourth Amigo #54
Sun Jul 25 08:03:42 1993
RE: immunity to frying grease ?
BY: Comrade Julia #158
Are you saying I'm not a real human?? I'm not that big, weird, strange,
or annoying...
░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░
------------
If so, I'll have to send out my secret agents..
Dodo Haha #20
Sun Jul 25 18:33:51 1993
RE: immunity to frying grease ?
BY: Comrade Julia #158
He was bitten by a radioactive orangutang, which gave him that power,
among others (he can also cling to several tropical trees).
Dodo Haha
-----
I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
The Fourth Amigo #54
Sun Jul 25 23:04:21 1993
RE: It's not a people suit power-
BY: Dodo Haha #20
SO there.. Hey, Locke 2, nice goin'... She's very nice-a...
░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░
------------
Why torture yourself when life will do it for you??
But 'er name is spelled funny..
Even though I spelled it right..
Dodo Haha #20
Sun Jul 25 23:09:03 1993
RE: I thought it was orangutan... No tang in it..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
It's a sad sad day when young lads go lurking about in Taco Bell with
young women of any ilk, just nonchalantly sucking down tacos.
Dodo Haha
-----
I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Demon #116
Mon Jul 26 00:38:36 1993
RE: Ok.
BY: Eeyore #373
I guess I will just go house to house
hello is eeyore there oops wrong house and then go on to the next house and
start over
D
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Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore
Demon #116
Mon Jul 26 00:40:35 1993
RE: Amazon?
BY: Eeyore #373
with light blue on top of the head with red on the side of the face with yellow
right under that it is about 11 inches tall from the feet up
D
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m
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-----
Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore
The Fourth Amigo #54
Mon Jul 26 07:18:56 1993
RE: What's become of Locke?
BY: Dodo Haha #20
But she was a nice young woman.. Fine and proper from what I could
gather..
░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░
------------
Wishes people would take the RIGHT way out of taco bell.
Spy'Dr #1
Mon Jul 26 08:40:23 1993
RE: It's not a people suit power-
BY: Dodo Haha #20
Nathan and Ed were both part of the same group that was getting a tour of
"The Simpsons". While they were in the Nuclean power plant, Ed got radiated by
Homer's incompetence. Later, Nathan did something or other that pissed Ed off,
and Ed bit him. Nathan then pounded Ed with a big stick, which actually cured
Ed of the radiation.
Dodo Haha #20
Mon Jul 26 21:07:11 1993
RE: Ahh...
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
Sucked into a life of immorality, from what _I_ hear...
Mandatory counseling!
Sex among teens!
Pregnancies!
Condoms in schools!
(sorry, couldn't resist)
Dodo Haha
-----
I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
The Fourth Amigo #54
Mon Jul 26 23:03:42 1993
RE: Hah!
BY: Dodo Haha #20
"So, that's a cheeseburger and two Quarters?"
"NO, uh, yeah, No, TWO quarters"
"JUST two quarters?
"yeah."
"WELL WHY DID YOU ORDER A CHEESEBURGER?"
"I dunno"
"GEEEZ"
Dodo Haha is choking with laughter.. I'm just laughing..
The manager is now happey..
HappEy?
Dodo Haha #20
Mon Jul 26 23:49:46 1993
RE: Hey..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
if that customer will recover from the emotional scars......
I can't wait for tommorow..
I love my job..love my job..love my job..(cattle prod)
Dodo Haha
-----
I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Comrade Julia #158
Tue Jul 27 02:35:42 1993
RE: yeah, thats the ticket
BY: Spy'Dr #1
Only you could manage to bring in not only TV shows, but also your stupid
neighbors.
So how does Locke 2 going to Taco Bell fit into this jigsaw puzzle ?
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
The Fourth Amigo #54
Tue Jul 27 18:17:30 1993
RE: I wonder..
BY: Dodo Haha #20
I had fun today, you?
░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░
The Fourth Amigo #54
Tue Jul 27 18:18:57 1993
RE: oh no
BY: Comrade Julia #158
Hey, not only am I NOT stupid, but I'm NOT his neighbor!!! I don't
appreciate that..
░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░
------------
Why torture yourself when life will do it for you??
Dodo Haha #20
Tue Jul 27 19:47:28 1993
RE: oh no
BY: Comrade Julia #158
was exchanging secrets and a few other things, with his lover, the spy
Jenna.
Dodo Haha
-----
I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Dodo Haha #20
Tue Jul 27 19:47:58 1993
RE: Ha..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
As fun as picking things out of 350 degree Fahrenheit with my bare hands...
Oops! You do enjoy that...
Dodo Haha
-----
I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
The Fourth Amigo #54
Tue Jul 27 20:58:25 1993
RE: Locke...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
If I'm not mistaken, you spelled her NAME wrong!!
░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░
Isn't it Gin-a
The Fourth Amigo #54
Tue Jul 27 20:59:09 1993
RE: Yeah....
BY: Dodo Haha #20
Just remember that! I might just start "teaching" you to do the SAME.
░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░
------------
Why torture yourself when life will do it for you??
Dodo Haha #20
Wed Jul 28 12:22:33 1993
RE: NO NO NO..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
What sort of freak has her name pronouned "Jenn-uh", and
spells her name Gina....
Dodo Haha
-----
I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Spy'Dr #1
Wed Jul 28 13:08:23 1993
RE: STUPID Neighbors??????
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
I think she was talking about Ed Mayfield.
The Fourth Amigo #54
Thu Jul 29 11:03:41 1993
RE: I think she meant,,
BY: Spy'Dr #1
Anyway..
░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░
Kim Muse hit a tractor..
E-I-E-I-O..
Longshot #361
Thu Jul 29 19:24:41 1993
RE: I think that was it.
BY: Eeyore #373
forgot if i told you,
10 on sundays liquid TV comes on.Sorry I might have told you i
forgot.The one thing on it that sucks is dogboy!I HATE THAT!
me
Dodo Haha #20
Thu Jul 29 22:31:05 1993
RE: hmm
BY: Longshot #361
"....It is a truth universally acknowledged that Dog Boy Sucks..."
Dodo Haha
-----
I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Comrade Julia #158
Sat Jul 31 18:13:28 1993
RE: STUPID Neighbors??????
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
I know know you aren't his neighbor.
The radioactive ape that bit you is his neighbor.
Everybody knows that.
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Ironman #461
Sat Jul 31 21:47:30 1993
The Harbor BBS. 380-9394. WWIV!
Dodo Haha #20
Tue Aug 10 13:29:18 1993
Has anyone seen the movie, or the ads for the movie "In Search of Bobby
Fischer?" I'd appreciate any information anyone has on it, since I think
I want to go see it.
Dodo Haha
-----
I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Phish #516
Wed Aug 11 03:28:59 1993
RE: No..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
Have you ree terrorists handbook? It's rather nice...
The Fourth Amigo #54
Wed Aug 11 07:11:06 1993
RE: Yes, Actually....
BY: Phish #516
I have.. Interesting.. The things are soo easy to get from "CHEMISTRY IS
YOUR FRIEND" Mr. Joosten, my old Chemistry teacher.. Or whatever he was..
░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░
Doesn't remember a single class name..
Eeyore #373
Wed Aug 11 11:44:46 1993
RE: Hey...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
The damn commercials are on for it every two minutes. But none of it sticks in
my head...I think there's suppossed to be a sneak preview on like the
seventeenth or something.
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(_eyore .
Dodo Haha #20
Wed Aug 11 21:41:18 1993
RE: How could you not know everything there is to know about it?
BY: Eeyore #373
My principal question is "Is it any good?"
Dodo Haha
-----
I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Eeyore #373
Thu Aug 12 10:42:16 1993
RE: Well...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
The critics seem to like it...which means I'd probably hate it. The critics
loved "A River Runs Through It" too, and that was the WORST movie I've seen in
my entire life!
_
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(_eyore .
Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 12 13:09:04 1993
RE: I have no idea if it's good...
BY: Eeyore #373
Well, I don't trust the likes of Siskel and Ebert - the fat one (Siskel?)
reminds me too much of Willard Scott... Critics occasionally get one right by
sheer chance, so I'll see...
Dodo Haha
-----
I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Demon #116
Thu Aug 12 21:46:14 1993
RE: Hmmmm...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
hehe
who else does brandon look like
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inquireing (spelling????) hamsters wanna know
-----
Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore
Eeyore #373
Thu Aug 12 22:08:11 1993
RE: Hmmmm...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
You know, I had a boyfriend once who was really into chess. Suppossedly he was
really good. I wouldn't know...I never learned to play and I couldn't tell a
king from a knight.
Eeyore #373
Thu Aug 12 22:08:42 1993
RE: but brandon you look kinda like the fat one
BY: Demon #116
He also looks like a cherub.
Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 12 22:21:43 1993
RE: but brandon you look kinda like the fat one
BY: Demon #116
I'm not fat, I'm well built.
Dodo Haha
-----
I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 12 22:22:11 1993
RE: Brandon, I beleive...
BY: Eeyore #373
Look like a cherub! I do not!
Dodo Haha
-----
I'd like to integrate HER by parts!
Doctor Who #3
Sat Mar 21 23:15:49 1992
once again I notice our leader is not puting up a address.
Spy'Dr #1
Sun Mar 22 12:28:28 1992
RE: have you noticed
it's in the logon.msg. I wonder why you don't see it.
Doctor Who #3
Mon Mar 23 19:04:45 1992
RE: that's funny
BY: Spy'Dr #1
may be it is because I hit the space bar. whle the "the eveil grinn" goes up.
I will not do it next time.
Doctor Who #3
Mon Mar 30 07:52:23 1992
I would like to put up some new game not seen around here so I am going to
look for something a bit different. any sugestion chief?
Locke 2 #56
Mon Apr 27 17:42:46 1992
Lookin' good guys, hope I can earn my keep as a co-sysop soon.
Doctor Who #3
Mon May 04 01:31:10 1992
RE: Here....
BY: Locke 2 #56
I do not mean to be rude but what are you doing for the board?
I do the doors, and games
Spy'Dr #1
Mon May 04 16:09:14 1992
RE: what is you job
BY: Doctor Who #3
he's supposed to host the "ingsoc" sub, but he hasn't had too much chance to
call the board.
Spy'Dr
The Evil Grinn BBS
(205)824-7421
River Man #26
Wed May 20 09:45:06 1992
Come on fellas! this is the SysOp sub....where's the SysOps? I have questions
to ask! Like first...can anyone tell me where I can get a copy of what subs
are available through FidoNet? Or does anyone know of any other good nets?
Doctor Who #3
Thu May 21 21:20:37 1992
RE: Whats the deal?
BY: River Man #26
I will look for the subs but byte junction carryes echonet
Doctor Who
The Gamemaster
The Evil Grinn BBS
(205)824-7421
The Boss #44
Sat Jun 06 21:28:14 1992
RE: Whats the deal?
BY: River Man #26
Tom on Tommy's Terminal has a list of subs on Fido and Echo. I have one on
WWIVnet and IceNet, also a WWIV based message net. Protech
can help you out on the Adult stuff.
We're working on a WWIV net Connection. Hope to have in a few weeks. Keep
checking on Sector Eight for details.
---<<< THE BOSS >>>---
Co- Sysop
Sector Eight Data Services
Jason Combs #61
Fri Jun 19 01:13:44 1992
re: River Man
There is one called Deep South Net. I dont know too much about it besides it
being othre. Check Protech or Data Connection.
Jason Combs
Jason Combs #61
Fri Jun 19 01:15:33 1992
Are there any time banks out there for wwiv that are any good?
Jason Combs
Spy'Dr #1
Mon Jul 06 18:25:47 1992
Anybody know anything about WWIVeditor ?
It works, but the macros that were created before changing to it don't seem
to be there anymore.
╔═══════╗
║▄▀ ║
║▄▀py'Dr║
╚═══════╝ The Evil Grinn BBS
(205) 824 - 7421
The Boss #44
Mon Aug 03 21:20:43 1992
RE: time bank
BY: Jason Combs #61
Check out ours and see if you like it. If sso, I'll; dend it to ya..
THE BOSS
<-- ANSI POST -- Click here to download -->
Jason Combs #61
Tue Aug 04 09:52:39 1992
RE: Time Banks
BY: The Boss #44
Thats weird, I dont remember seeing one on sector 8, did y'all put it in
recently?
Jason Cobs
Hey, that combs.
<-- ANSI POST -- Click here to download -->
The Boss #44
Fri Aug 07 19:57:44 1992
RE: Hmmmm
BY: Jason Combs #61
Yep... Check it out!! ---<<< THE BOSS >>>---
SECTOR EIGHT DATA SERVICES 661-7981 2WWIVNet 2545
Jason Combs #61
Sat Aug 08 10:27:08 1992
RE: Time Door
BY: The Boss #44
Isnt that number the wrong one? The one I have is 6611980 and the one you have
down there is 6617981. I tried calling that number but somebody answered.
Jason Combs
The Boss #44
Sat Aug 22 07:28:44 1992
RE: Whats the deal?
BY: River Man #26
Hello...
The best net to join right now os WWIVNet. Contact THE BOSS at Sector Eight for
details...
This is the Control-A Macro
The Boss #44
Sat Aug 22 07:30:30 1992
RE: Um
BY: Jason Combs #61
Its wrong... That's my voice number
---<<< THE BOSS >>>---
The Boss #44
Sat Aug 22 07:33:01 1992
Hi All...
WWIVNet on Sector Eight is going strong, with 28 subs active! More comming!
BTW, we are not the LD coordinator for the net, so all who wish to join sould
contact me immedately. You do not have to be a WWIV board to join!! There are
thousands of member boards, and in several countries!! Contact THE BOSS for
details...
---<<< THE BOSS>>>---
Jason Combs #61
Sat Aug 22 12:21:06 1992
RE: Yep
BY: The Boss #44
wondering why when I called it somebody answered.
Jason Combs
Phoenix #103
Fri Apr 16 05:57:20 1993
My users on my bbs have diminished greatly. I ask for our local sysop support.
Can you all help me get some users back? Would be greatly appreciated. I
love my bbs too much to take down, but I will have to if the users dont come
back.
Locke 2 #56
Sun May 30 15:13:59 1993
RE: help
BY: Phoenix #103
The best way to save your BBS, and granted this is very late and an inside
joke that only about 3 people would get is to "Get the hell out of my way."
Delicia #341
Tue Apr 20 15:06:24 1993
RE: I would expect that from
BY: Grey Wolf #312
yes i have a fucked up family tree...
i don't know what happened to me.
-delicia
...you're cute when you're happy.
Eeyore #373
Tue Apr 20 15:59:58 1993
RE: Eeyore,
BY: Grey Wolf #312
Are you possibly asking for a FIGHT? Against EEYORE? You don't know what
you're getting into, girl....
_
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(_eyore .
Generic Man #12
Tue Apr 20 19:07:11 1993
RE: you
BY: Eeyore #373
Demon-spawn? You expect me to believe that cats have anything to do with Ben?
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Alia #134
Tue Apr 20 23:21:54 1993
RE: snigger...
BY: Eeyore #373
good.
Alia #134
Tue Apr 20 23:22:13 1993
RE: Kimberly,
BY: Grey Wolf #312
oh BUT... they KNOW i am!
Alia #134
Tue Apr 20 23:22:44 1993
RE: That night coming back from the Coffeehouse,
BY: Grey Wolf #312
huh?
The Fourth Amigo #54
Wed Apr 21 08:15:15 1993
RE: eh?
BY: Generic Man #12
a couple of things about Demon that would rattle(HOPEFULLY) your sense of
reality..
░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░
And then there's his sister....
Daveros #200
Wed Apr 21 09:26:16 1993
RE: That night coming back from the Coffeehouse,
BY: Grey Wolf #312
I don't like that place...too small...no pit. Have you ever been to the Go Go?
It is MUCH better than the coffee house. Why don't you try to come Friday
night. The Spots are playing.
DAVEROS
I'm the white rabbit
Grey Wolf #312
Wed Apr 21 10:23:40 1993
RE: the C word?
BY: Alia #134
Ask me when you see me. I will enlighten.
Grey Wolf
Grey Wolf #312
Wed Apr 21 10:24:52 1993
RE: ohhhh....
BY: Eeyore #373
Never against Eeyore. I mean, why waste the time.
Grey Wolf
Ashicanistran #88
Wed Apr 21 10:57:14 1993
RE: now,
BY: Eeyore #373
I've read two of your messages, and already I'd like to torture you slowly.
Ashicanistran #88
Wed Apr 21 10:57:42 1993
RE: Eeyore,
BY: Grey Wolf #312
Want help?
Ashicanistran #88
Wed Apr 21 10:58:29 1993
RE: \Oh, my no!
BY: Grey Wolf #312
Aw, but I wanted to help.
Eeyore #373
Wed Apr 21 16:06:20 1993
RE: eh?
BY: Generic Man #12
I think that one belonged on the private jokes sub. Who the hell is BEN?
_
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(_eyore .
P.S. They ARE demon-spawn. Damn things always jump in front of your car...
Eeyore #373
Wed Apr 21 16:07:52 1993
RE: mmmmm..
BY: Alia #134
Ever made a kitty-pita? Oh, they're delightful. Gut a cat, stuff it with
chocolate and eat it like a taco. Great desert for those hellish parties...
_
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(_eyore .
Eeyore #373
Wed Apr 21 16:09:37 1993
RE: \Oh, my no!
BY: Grey Wolf #312
Im so glad you realize that. It would indeed be a waste of time for you to
fight me...you know you'd lose...
By the way, does your alias have anything to do with the elf of the same name?
_
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(_eyore .
Eeyore #373
Wed Apr 21 16:11:55 1993
RE: Hi.
BY: Ashicanistran #88
My dear, I thrive on torture. I LIVE for torture. Torture is not a
threat...its your friend!
Except, of course, when inflicted upon horses.
_
(_ │
(_eyore .
Gregor'S Mentor #372
Wed Apr 21 17:01:56 1993
RE: Torture?
BY: Eeyore #373
then it has its points...
Gregor's Mentor
Any more questions?
Alia #134
Wed Apr 21 19:59:13 1993
RE: The one who is now being nice to me.
BY: Grey Wolf #312
cool
Myrddin #147
Wed Apr 21 20:32:20 1993
RE: awww...
BY: Eeyore #373
.
Generic Man #12
Wed Apr 21 23:05:44 1993
RE: I have heard..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
have seen enough about ben that would rattle reality, let alone my sense of
it.
Your Friend,
Generic Man
-----
And I've met his sister.
Generic Man #12
Wed Apr 21 23:08:11 1993
RE: awww...
BY: Eeyore #373
that was a bit of an inside joke. It appeared that a good number of people
knew that demon=ben. Since he always signs his posts anyway.
i.e. demon-spawn. It was just a bad pun. I've never had a cat jjump in front
of my car though?
that was not a question mark.
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Demon #116
Thu Apr 22 00:22:56 1993
RE: you
BY: Eeyore #373
they have never come from me
D
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exquize
me
-----
What me smoke
oh no that would be
illegal
Demon #116
Thu Apr 22 00:25:01 1993
RE: eh?
BY: Generic Man #12
little asshole
D
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Demon
That neb ben guy
exquize
me
well yeah if they did they would be chain smokers
meow marlboro sir aren't you a little furry to be smoking
-----
What me smoke
oh no that would be
illegal
Demon #116
Thu Apr 22 00:26:30 1993
RE: I have heard..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
come on guys what is the deal here
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What me smoke
oh no that would be
illegal
Demon #116
Thu Apr 22 00:27:56 1993
RE: awww...
BY: Eeyore #373
i wouldn't know who is ben
exquize
me
Demon
That neb ben guy
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What me smoke
oh no that would be
illegal
Demon #116
Thu Apr 22 00:29:42 1993
RE: I
BY: Generic Man #12
I would not wish the meeting of my sis on anyone
oh you poor soul
exquize
me
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Myrddin #147
Thu Apr 22 07:21:34 1993
hit it in the middle ran over it with me back tire...1.6 tons...and it just ran
away...go figure
Daveros #200
Thu Apr 22 11:00:30 1993
RE: awww...
BY: Eeyore #373
I have more trouble with hitting birds. Four of them in about six months. Ask
T4A.
DAVEROS
I'm the white rabbit
Eeyore #373
Thu Apr 22 16:39:08 1993
RE: oops...
BY: Generic Man #12
a ton of the damn things attack my car. They must be trying to attach
themselves to the windsheild or something...its rather disgusting. But a note
to all you who think I truly hate cats...
I ALWAYS take them to the vet, and I pay too, even if they find the owner. I
consider it my fault, since the cat is obviously too stupid to be expected to
stay out of the way of a fast moving ton of metal.
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(_eyore .
Eeyore #373
Thu Apr 22 16:41:21 1993
RE: Actually,
BY: Daveros #200
That's nothing, man! I had a friend who hit two moose within ten minutes! bad
stretch of road.
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(_eyore .
Generic Man #12
Thu Apr 22 19:44:18 1993
RE: you
BY: Demon #116
you can't be serious. A small joke, kind sir. Kind of like bananas.
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Generic Man #12
Thu Apr 22 19:45:08 1993
RE: oh shit
BY: Demon #116
worry. It wasn't your fault. You remember, she always came down here last year
for whatever reason.
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Generic Man #12
Thu Apr 22 19:47:24 1993
RE: I've had
BY: Eeyore #373
NO. NEver would we think you hate cats. I heard nothing about cat stew.
Actually, cats who get run over have been shown to be trying to hitchhike to
North Carolina.
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Eeyore #373
Thu Apr 22 20:39:02 1993
RE: hmmm...
BY: Generic Man #12
Then they're even stupider than I thought. I was always heading in the
opposite direction.
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(_eyore .
Ashicanistran #88
Thu Apr 22 21:06:25 1993
RE: Have you..
BY: Eeyore #373
Nothing better than a good cat, huh? Couldn't hurt, I guess.
Ashicanistran #88
Thu Apr 22 21:08:07 1993
RE: Torture?
BY: Eeyore #373
You LIVE for torture? Torture might be your friend. Perhaps that's what
happened. Scalpel slipped a bit, huh?
Ashicanistran #88
Thu Apr 22 21:09:08 1993
RE: you
BY: Demon #116
I don't even dislike you, I just pity you.
Ashicanistran #88
Thu Apr 22 21:09:55 1993
RE: I've had
BY: Eeyore #373
What, they let you drive?
Escher #125
Thu Apr 22 23:28:22 1993
RE: Torture?
BY: Eeyore #373
Has Eeyore betrayed a soft spot? Look! Alia - this is where you can
strike back - tell her about the horse pita!
Escher
.es
Gregor'S Mentor #372
Fri Apr 23 06:42:20 1993
RE: Horses?
BY: Escher #125
are not her softspot.
The're just her concentration.
Gregor's Mentor
And the beat goes on...
The Fourth Amigo #54
Fri Apr 23 12:23:02 1993
RE: oh shit
BY: Demon #116
Demon, I thought she was DEAD!!!
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But Kaeon still doesn't work..
Eeyore #373
Fri Apr 23 16:16:30 1993
RE: Hi.
BY: Ashicanistran #88
Especially tasty with a dash of Cajun seasonings and cheese. The only problem
is that expression, "you are what you eat", is apparently true. Ask Myrddin.
I have a nasty problem with making purring noises and cat growls. At least I
haven't been declawed, yet.
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(_eyore .
Eeyore #373
Fri Apr 23 16:17:12 1993
RE: Hi.
BY: Ashicanistran #88
But only on the sidewalks.
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(_eyore .
The EEYORE rides again! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Eeyore #373
Fri Apr 23 16:18:45 1993
RE: Horses?
BY: Escher #125
I merely said it wasn't right to torture horses.
I never said their meat wasn't edible.
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Eeyore #373
Fri Apr 23 16:19:20 1993
RE: horses
BY: Gregor'S Mentor #372
I have no softspots.
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Gregor'S Mentor #372
Fri Apr 23 17:19:24 1993
RE: HMPF.
BY: Eeyore #373
didn't say you had a soft spot.
But you are awfully tickelish.
Gregor's Mentor
Who was that masked messiah?
Eeyore #373
Fri Apr 23 18:20:48 1993
RE: I
BY: Gregor'S Mentor #372
As if you would know.
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Grey Wolf #312
Fri Apr 23 19:48:39 1993
RE: oh, good.
BY: Eeyore #373
Hhahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahah. Woah, whew. For a minute
there, I thought you were serious.
I don't know of any elves with my alias. Do tell.
Somewhere over the rainbow
big fish die...
Grey Wolf #312
Fri Apr 23 19:55:10 1993
RE: they are
BY: Eeyore #373
I am going to be completely serious with you for a minute. IF you do not stop
commenting on cat cuisine, I will be more than happy to kick your ass. You,
in all your tough words and hopeless lack of wit are dangerously close to
making me very mad. I have been reasonably nice to you so far, so don't push
me. NO ONE, and I mean NO ONE will live for very long if you don't cease this
discussion right now. If you do not, I will hunt you down. If I don't get
you, I will kill your family and friends until I find you. Rest assured, this
is a threat and a very serious one. Have a nice day.
Grey Wolf
Dodo Haha #20
Sat Apr 24 01:16:07 1993
RE: Listen Eeyore,
BY: Grey Wolf #312
They're just animals.
Animals without sapience.
Animals without ethical codes.
Animals who sole value (at leat for modern humans), are as pets, and
they can be annoying even then.
Conclusion: cats aren't that valuable.
Dodo Haha
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Bring out the calculus! Bring out the calculus!
Generic Man #12
Sat Apr 24 22:47:37 1993
RE: N.C.?
BY: Eeyore #373
explain why cats would want to go south.
why?
does that mean you're going backwards when you're pointed north?
you are confusing me!
just because you're reading oer my shoulder?
um hum.
should I be typing in cyrillic or something?
no, just speak jackass!
I don't know that much in jackass. I stopped talking to mommy years ago
your mother was adonkey?!?
in a past life.
ahhh....I was the child of an aardvark and a racoon.
so that comes out a donkey. Sorry, I'm not up on my genetics.
You didn't learn genetics in California.
YOU'RE the one from California. I'm from redneckville, remember?
I got confused.
I think the computer is confused as well.
At least its not MY computer, FESS. He's evil. He wants to eat me alive.
kinky
you bet. his chips got a little too hot.
what kind of computer is this? I think I should find one
What kind do you think? Its evil! Therefore it is an IBM!!!!!!!!
But it's not a C16
True. At least the commodore is too dumb to plot against you!
Mine was coming along. That's why it had to leave.
Where did it go?
It got sold when I bought a Canon. IT'S NOT A COPIER!
Oh. Its a camera, then.
Bet it has a great scanner.
Generic Man #12
Sat Apr 24 22:49:22 1993
RE: Listen Eeyore,
BY: Grey Wolf #312
what a happy, sweet, kind, and neurotic message.
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Delicia #341
Sun Apr 25 01:05:51 1993
RE: Again...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
all life is valuable and that should not be judged by anyone...let alone by
some environment destroying human.
-delicia
...likes animals--even humans.
Demon #116
Sun Apr 25 04:01:21 1993
RE: But..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
I did a n experiment and brouht her back as a teen-aged slut
e gads
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Dodo Haha #20
Sun Apr 25 08:28:26 1993
RE: ...
BY: Delicia #341
Could you please prove that?
Since "value" implies a scale, it seems somewhat contradictory.
When you state something is "of value", there are several implicit
questions, such as
"Of value to whom?"
"Of how great a value?"
Judgement is necessary to determine whether something is of value or not, so
it it impossible to state "this thing is of value", without stating why- that
is to say, why it has been judged to be so.
Dodo Haha
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Bring out the calculus! Bring out the calculus!
Group 44 #227
Sun Apr 25 20:29:03 1993
RE: Listen Eeyore,
BY: Grey Wolf #312
the other day, and found some road cat. Anyone ever had it? "Sun baked and
road tenderized". Yum, yum. Eeyore, you should try it, it's almost as good as
the TRUE Cajun dish of blackened cat.
Grey Wolf #312
Sun Apr 25 21:37:31 1993
RE: do please
BY: Generic Man #12
hehehe . That was fun, we should go more often.
Grey Wolf
Gregor'S Mentor #372
Mon Apr 26 07:13:30 1993
RE: I was driving
BY: Group 44 #227
would like to say that blackened anything is not a cajun dish. Blackening is
a recent cooking invention. The orrigional cajuns never did it.
Gregor's Mentor
And the beat goes on...
Phil Massey #152
Mon Apr 26 12:08:53 1993
RE: i
BY: Gregor'S Mentor #372
Back in the good old days when a cajun wanted blackend red fish,
he had to burn it
Eeyore #373
Mon Apr 26 16:01:20 1993
RE: I was driving
BY: Group 44 #227
But I promised Grey Wolf I wouldn't do that anymore. I'll just nibble on the
occasional kitten once in a while....
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(_eyore .
Eeyore #373
Mon Apr 26 16:03:14 1993
RE: He he. You two are nuts.
BY: Grey Wolf #312
Oh, yes, jolly fun. I just love being told Im going to go to jail! I've got
news for Dodo Haha and the Integral...
I love you, but Im NOT going to jail for you!
Gregor'S Mentor #372
Mon Apr 26 18:17:43 1993
RE: yeah in the good old days
BY: Phil Massey #152
the cajuns just didn't eat blackened food.
Gregor's Mentor
Who was that masked messiah?
The Integral #374
Mon Apr 26 18:55:16 1993
RE: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
BY: Eeyore #373
You will if Mister Mean Policeman makes you.
he he he..HA HA HA.
⌠ 2
│ (The Integral) dx
⌡
"... sometimes it's advantageous to be a minor.."
Generic Man #12
Mon Apr 26 20:39:32 1993
RE: yeah in the good old days
BY: Phil Massey #152
And there's really a BIG difference between blackened abd burned.
semantics, semantics.....
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Generic Man #12
Mon Apr 26 20:41:13 1993
RE: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
BY: Eeyore #373
NOT TISSUE! It must be the zero tolerance thing.
(yay for the caps lock key)
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Generic Man #12
Mon Apr 26 20:41:39 1993
RE: ah but Eeyore...
BY: The Integral #374
just wait till next week
(isn't it?)
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Eeyore #373
Mon Apr 26 21:20:03 1993
RE: ah but Eeyore...
BY: The Integral #374
Mr. Mean Policeman can Lickie Boom Boom My Butt!
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(_eyore .
Eeyore #373
Mon Apr 26 21:21:07 1993
RE: HA!
BY: Generic Man #12
If a policeman ever comes near me again, Im going to vomit on him. just to be
mean.
_
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(_eyore .
Hi-Ho, EEYORE...awaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
The Integral #374
Mon Apr 26 22:12:41 1993
RE: all i can say is...
BY: Eeyore #373
did I hear someone say MEAN.
Generic Man #12
Mon Apr 26 23:18:09 1993
RE: all i can say is...
BY: Eeyore #373
policemen here should have warning labels...
"Surgeon General's Warning: prolonged exposure may cause internal problems. If
so, induce vomiting immediately."
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Phil Massey #152
Tue Apr 27 20:47:53 1993
RE: no
BY: Gregor'S Mentor #372
It was a joke! Geez, man!
Phil Massey #152
Tue Apr 27 20:48:47 1993
RE: really....
BY: Generic Man #12
If it is burned, it Will be blackened!
Generic Man #12
Tue Apr 27 21:03:52 1993
RE: But you must admit....
BY: Phil Massey #152
furthermore, i think that is the gist of what I said....
Your Friend,
Generic Man
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why is there air?
Eeyore #373
Tue Apr 27 21:28:50 1993
RE: I know...
BY: Generic Man #12
Prolonged exposure? Not even, my friend. Try..."Upon sight, immediately jump
out of the car, surrender all contraband Kleenex, and THEN induce vomiting."
Stupid nizzer-frackin' police...
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(_eyore .
Hi-Ho, EEYORE...awaaaaaaaaaaaaay! HA H HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Gregor'S Mentor #372
Wed Apr 28 06:37:29 1993
RE: I know!
BY: Phil Massey #152
you guys can't take a joke.
Gregor's Mentor
Mind the gap.
Demon #116
Wed Apr 28 10:59:12 1993
RE: hey, integral...
BY: Eeyore #373
I am not a policeman but oh well at least I won't take you jail
hehe
haha
hoho
Demon
That neb ben guy
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Dodo Haha #20
Wed Apr 28 13:14:32 1993
RE: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
BY: Eeyore #373
Contributing to the deliquency of a minor eh?
Tch tch tch..
That's what comes of consorting with cat eaters..
Dodo Haha
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Bring out the calculus! Bring out the calculus!
Dodo Haha #20
Wed Apr 28 13:15:24 1993
RE: ah but Eeyore...
BY: The Integral #374
The minor being the cofactor..
Aggg...
Linear Algebra flashback..
"Hey, you look important!"
"Hey, what's in that tissue box?"
Dodo Haha
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Bring out the calculus! Bring out the calculus!
Eeyore #373
Wed Apr 28 15:57:43 1993
RE: will you lickie boom boom my butt
BY: Demon #116
I tink I would go to jail...they have a law here against sex with animals.
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(_eyore .
Wow. My exclamation point turned into a mere period. I must be getting jaded.
Generic Man #12
Wed Apr 28 19:44:08 1993
RE: hmpf.
BY: Eeyore #373
"If you still look important after vomiting, use contraband kleenex to clean
policeman's shoes."
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Eeyore #373
Wed Apr 28 20:59:53 1993
RE:
BY: Generic Man #12
That was delightful!!!!! Look, Im just glad we didn't have the Nitro bottles
in the car. Can't you just see that? "No, officer, I swear that isn't
beer..."
_
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(_eyore .
Hi-Ho, EEYORE...awaaaaaaaaaaaaay! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Voltaire #61
Wed Apr 28 22:06:51 1993
Real wars seem to be a downfall on this sub,, could it be that a certain two
people dont post anymore, hmmm wonder who they are...
I wanna war here, lets see...who can really fight....Hey Haha, wanna revive
the old times?
Generic Man #12
Wed Apr 28 22:52:33 1993
RE: oooohhhhh...
BY: Eeyore #373
officer, you idiot, alcohol makes one sleepy. CAFFEINE wakes one up. I'm
moving, and anybody who knows me will tell you that I am terribly bouncy this
evening.
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Grey Wolf #312
Thu Apr 29 14:38:11 1993
RE: oooohhhhh...
BY: Eeyore #373
Why is Eeyore going to jail? Can we bring you file cake?
Grey Wolf
Eeyore #373
Thu Apr 29 17:19:18 1993
RE: no
BY: Generic Man #12
You must admit. Those Nitro bottles looked suspiciously like beer bottles.
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA---------BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Mike Marshall rides again!
Eeyore #373
Thu Apr 29 17:19:51 1993
RE: Hey occifer, I'm not drunking drive.
BY: Grey Wolf #312
I prefer file cat.
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(_eyore .
Generic Man #12
Thu Apr 29 20:16:19 1993
RE: well...
BY: Eeyore #373
But they plainly say "Nitro" on them. IBC bottles look kind of like beer
bottles too (if you drink that kind of stuff), but I don't see anybody
confusing them....
Your Friend,
Generic Man
-----
Mike Marshall?
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hunt and peck system - two blind people kissing.
The Integral #374
Thu Apr 29 21:45:28 1993
RE: well...
BY: Eeyore #373
Iraquis are digging tunnels under the Atlantic...
radioactive waste is mutating your unborn children..
the congress is actually made up of androids ingeniously
constructed by Joseph Stalin, who is still alive....
The NRA shot JFK...
I am deepthroat...
Sorry..I was channeling Mike Marshall there for a moment!
⌠ 2
│ (The Integral) dx
⌡
..thinks PHYSICS teachers should teach Physics
Grey Wolf #312
Thu Apr 29 22:28:43 1993
RE: not file cake...
BY: Eeyore #373
Do you want to get me mad again? Hmmmm?
Grey Wolf
Phil Massey #152
Thu Apr 29 23:17:53 1993
Can't we all just get along? Peace brother.
or I'll KILL YOU!
Generic Man #12
Fri Apr 30 10:17:04 1993
RE: oh my god people....
BY: The Integral #374
The National Recovery Acts shot Kennedy? But he was only in high school....
Your Friend,
Generic Man
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Disco's out....Murder's in.
Eeyore #373
Fri Apr 30 15:53:39 1993
RE: Eeyore.
BY: Grey Wolf #312
Getting you mad would be conterproductive.
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(_eyore .
Voltaire #61
Fri Apr 30 16:54:46 1993
RE: Hey Voltaire....
BY: Phil Massey #152
Well sonny, I dont thank so. Ill kill you first..
Loveless #419
Fri Apr 30 19:23:18 1993
hug a tree!
Loveless
Phil Massey #152
Fri Apr 30 22:23:13 1993
RE: well
BY: Voltaire #61
I'd kill myself before I'd let You kill Me.
Got that, Qwerty breath?
Filthy
^^^^^^
Voltaire #61
Sat May 01 00:29:21 1993
RE: I'd kill
BY: Phil Massey #152
You go to South, buncha wimps over there, you probably couldnt even kill
yourself if you tried. Ill sick Bill Curtis on ya if you dont watch out!
Shatragon Dredd, God Of Death #82
Tue Jul 06 14:04:08 1993
HAVE YA HEARD ABOUT THE BIG HEAD BEN WHO LOCKED HIS KEYS IN HIS
YUGO?
IT TOOK HIM AN HOUR AND A HALF TO GET HIS MAIL ORDER BRIDE AND MUTANT
CHILDREN OUT.
Demon #116
Tue Jul 20 14:54:42 1993
what a lovely way to kill off some of the male population and make a few bucks
for big industry
oh yeah
what a lovely way to make money
not!!!!!
D
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Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore
Decker #67
Wed Aug 11 23:03:28 1993
I Die today, Greave and say farewell.
The Wandering Cleric #4
Fri Nov 27 11:26:59 1992
Big Brother likes this badspeak -- continue. :)
-----
What's another word for thesaurus?
Myrddin #147
Fri Nov 27 13:23:00 1992
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prophet
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said
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all
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wisewisewiseisiwiesiiweieisiiweiweiss
KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!!
KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!!
Group 44 #227
Tue Dec 01 20:34:39 1992
RE: You SUCK!
BY: That Chris Guy #45
Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group
44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44
Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group
44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44
Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group
44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44 Group 44
Group 44 Ain't life grand? Ain't life grand? Ain't life grand? Ain't life
grand? Ain't life grand? Ain't life grand? Ain't life grand? Ain't life grand?
Ain't life grand? Ain't life grand? Ain't life grand? Ain't life grand? Ain't
life grand? Ain't life grand? Ain't life grand? Ain't life grand? Ain't life
grand? Ain't life grand? Ain't life grand? Ain't life grand? Ain't life grand?
Ain't life grand? Ain't life grand? Ain't life grand? Ain't life grand? Ain't
life grand? Ain't life grand? Ain't life grand? Ain't life grand?And all that
other jazz...And all that other jazz...And all that other jazz...And all that
other jazz...And all that other jazz...And all that other jazz...And all that
other jazz...And all that other jazz...And all that other jazz...And all that
other jazz...And all that other jazz...And all that other jazz...And all that
other jazz...And all that other jazz...And all that other jazz...And all that
other jazz...And all that other jazz...And all that other jazz...And all that
other jazz...And all that other jazz...And all that other jazz...And all that
other jazz...And all that other jazz...And all that other jazz...And all that
other jazz...And all that other jazz...And all that other jazz...
Don't you love my macros, Peegdog?
Group 44 #227
Tue Dec 01 20:44:12 1992
RE: You SUCK!
BY: That Chris Guy #45
It ain't my fault! You're the one who showed me how to get more than 30 lines!
Fan-Boy!
Group 44 #227
Tue Dec 01 20:44:45 1992
RE: Hi.
BY: Ashicanistran #88
Chreeeees's fault.
Group 44 #227
Tue Dec 01 20:46:16 1992
RE: 44
BY: Studmaster #190
I said it enough times for you to catch that one word. Here it is again just
for you: And all that other jazz...And all that other jazz...And all that other
jazz...And all that other jazz...And all that other jazz...
Idiot.
Myrddin #147
Tue Dec 01 22:07:30 1992
the hell IS this sub about?
Ashicanistran #88
Wed Dec 02 13:00:07 1992
RE: what
BY: Myrddin #147
Macros, I guess.
Myrddin #147
Wed Dec 02 22:26:11 1992
RE: Hi.
BY: Ashicanistran #88
hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahaaa
KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!!
:) :) :)
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Studmaster #190
Thu Dec 03 16:36:26 1992
RE: I'm glad
BY: Group 44 #227
Im shiverin in my boots! <GRIN>
ssssssstudmaster
Group 44 #227
Sat Dec 05 18:35:01 1992
RE: whoah
BY: Studmaster #190
(or is it boy?) I just wanted to repeat the word you appear to have liked so
much.And all that other jazz...And all that other jazz...And all that other
jazz...And all that other jazz...And all that other jazz...And all that other
jazz...And all that other jazz...
The Wandering Cleric #4
Sun Dec 06 16:53:30 1992
You are bringing this sub almost to the level of badthink. If you have
not read 1984, please do not post here. This sub is for the perpetration of
the belief in Big Brother and INGSOC. If you do not have goodbellyfeel for
this topic, take the discussion elsewhere.
(Don't want to be rude, but don't want to be lobotomized by Big Brother,
either) :)
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What's another word for thesaurus?
Studmaster #190
Sun Dec 06 17:55:17 1992
RE: Please
BY: The Wandering Cleric #4
are you talkin to.
sssssssstudmaster
Group 44 #227
Sun Dec 06 18:53:19 1992
RE: Who
BY: Studmaster #190
he's talking to the people on this sub, and not to himself. Read 1984 and get
back with us.
Doubleplusungood!
The Fourth Amigo #54
Sun Dec 06 20:00:25 1992
RE: Who
BY: Studmaster #190
Me, and everyone.
The Fourth AmigoThe Fourth Amigo
Alia Duncan #134
Mon Dec 07 02:37:38 1992
RE: Who
BY: Studmaster #190
talking to those of us who understand him.
Myrddin #147
Sat Dec 12 15:44:42 1992
.
The Wandering Cleric #4
Thu Dec 17 20:31:49 1992
By way of the think of Big Brother, you have been asked to unpost on this
patricular area of disscussion, since you are unknowing in the ways of INGSOC.
Furthermore, if you must ask who I am talking to, it is obviously not you who
cannot understand simple yet intelligent inferences.
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What's another word for thesaurus?
Studmaster #190
Mon Dec 21 16:25:24 1992
RE: Studmaster
BY: The Wandering Cleric #4
mr stud muffin cool daddy
ssssssssssstudmaster
The Wandering Cleric #4
Mon Dec 21 19:23:44 1992
the person to whom you refer, Studidiot, I suggest you take any derogatory
flames not used on others but saved for me to the Mother of All War Subs, for
that is its purpose. This, however, is the INGSOC sub, a place of logical and
reasonable discussion of Big Brother, bellyfeel, and George Orwell. Please
leave.
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What's another word for thesaurus?
Locke 2 #56
Sat Dec 26 22:43:27 1992
RE: Having never seen
BY: The Wandering Cleric #4
Did everone have a good INGSOC day?
Dodo Haha #20
Sat Dec 26 22:50:31 1992
RE: There is no....
BY: Locke 2 #56
are four and five lights, comrade.
Dodo Haha
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Bring out the calculus! Bring out the calculus!
Moses #49
Sun Dec 27 00:10:26 1992
RE: There..
BY: Dodo Haha #20
why then, do I only see four?
Dodo Haha #20
Sun Dec 27 00:22:30 1992
RE: hmmm...
BY: Moses #49
you saw Star Trek tonight too.... I thought the ending was fairly weak though-
I though Picard wouldn't have broken...
Dodo Haha
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Bring out the calculus! Bring out the calculus!
Ashicanistran #88
Tue Jan 12 16:28:53 1993
RE: one light
BY: Demon #116
We're in good company.
Escher #125
Sun Mar 21 23:38:35 1993
I was looking at my User's info file, and apperently I just hit 1984
minutes spent on this BBS.... Curiouser and curiouser....
Escher
will kill for Carmina Burana
Myth #336
Mon Mar 22 03:14:22 1993
Deus IRAE !!!
I'm pleased you enjoy this music. Why don't you just purchase the CD?
Myth
Voltaire #61
Mon Mar 22 20:14:47 1993
RE: Just noticed...
BY: Escher #125
??? I have 2852 minutes.
Grey Wolf #312
Mon Mar 22 22:05:46 1993
I only have 735 minutes.
pencil shavings
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Teh. Figure it out.
Escher #125
Mon Mar 22 22:57:31 1993
RE: Carmina Burana???
BY: Myth #336
...rather strapped for cash, since the dissapearance of my backpack...
Escher
Escher #125
Mon Mar 22 22:58:09 1993
RE: That all
BY: Voltaire #61
and what is this sub about again?
Escher
Myrddin #147
Mon Mar 22 23:13:06 1993
RE: Just noticed...
BY: Escher #125
whatwatwahwdf
waaaaaaaaaaaaaiit a minute here...
are you suggesting that there is another youth in the universe that loves carl
orff, who didnt hear about it from me????????
AMAZING!!!
hae you ever seen it???
i want to...but it never shows anywhere...
UURRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh welll.
___---___-<∩∩yrddin>-___-°ε *
Myrddin #147
Mon Mar 22 23:13:46 1993
RE: Carmina Burana???
BY: Myth #336
there springing up all over the place!!!!!
___---___-<∩∩yrddin>-___-°ε *
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The Fourth Amigo #54
Tue Mar 23 00:10:32 1993
RE: Don't feel bad,
BY: Grey Wolf #312
I only have 3,852...
░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░
I've downloaded over 20 megs from Pep's..
Myth #336
Tue Mar 23 02:46:17 1993
RE: I'm
BY: Escher #125
I am distressed to find carmina burana missing. That is, I have found it to be
lost... (shudder) Were I still in possession of such a piece (or possession of
a greater searching ablility), I would gladly make a tape for you...
Lesse... what have you heard Carmina Burana in?
Carmina Burana (duh)
Excalibur
Conan the something
Young Sherlock Holmes
... are the ones I can think of.
//.yTh
Escher #125
Tue Mar 23 11:43:27 1993
RE: huh????
BY: Myrddin #147
Just heard it.....but who doesn't love it?
Escher
Myrddin #147
Tue Mar 23 16:27:36 1993
RE: Sigh...
BY: Myth #336
about 4 years back....
a micheal jacksonm pro-mo type thing on MTV
the HBO preview for HAMLET(gibson)although it never was in the movie i thibnk
thats all i can think of
___---___-<∩∩yrddin>-___-°ε *
Voltaire #61
Tue Mar 23 16:34:44 1993
RE: You miss the point....
BY: Escher #125
Why would I want to hit the point, it did nothing to me....
Voltaire #61
Tue Mar 23 16:35:57 1993
RE: Well..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
Been here longer than most of us, and 20 megs off Peps is a joke, I have
atleast that, plus about that on almost every other 14.4 board....so nah.
The Fourth Amigo #54
Tue Mar 23 20:35:46 1993
RE: Youve
BY: Voltaire #61
But at 2400 bps?
░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░
Beat THAT.
Grey Wolf #312
Wed Mar 24 20:03:36 1993
RE: Well..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
cocky son of a biscuit. I sure hope you do, because you sure are.
Grey Wolf
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I remeber when I remember when I remember when...
The Fourth Amigo #54
Thu Mar 25 07:09:40 1993
RE: You do know that you are a
BY: Grey Wolf #312
I didn't mean to be...
░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░
Mundane #339
Thu Mar 25 11:57:38 1993
lets quit bickering, shall we?
it is so
Mundane
Voltaire #61
Thu Mar 25 19:49:37 1993
RE: Yeah..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
matter, I still have more stuff, and can get more stuff than you can hahaaha,
Im a little gloater.. ha ahahahahaha I beat you in the modem biz hahahahaaha.
The Wandering Cleric #4
Tue Jun 08 11:53:17 1993
RE: Yeah..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
I'll have to get back to you about the exact number I've gotten at 2400,
but I'm sure it is way more than 20.
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Hydrogen and Stupidity -- The two most common elements in the universe.
The Wandering Cleric #4
Tue Jun 08 11:59:45 1993
I have d/led 64.6 megs of stuff from Pep at 2400. :)
:) The original blinking red smiley -- Registered Trademark!
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Hydrogen and Stupidity -- The two most common elements in the universe.
Longshot #361
Mon Jun 14 21:00:02 1993
RE: Hey Chris
BY: Group 44 #227
IIIII TTTHHHHIIIIINNNKKKK IIII FFFFFFEEEEELLLLLL AAAA
SSSSEEEEESSSVVVEIIIIIIIUUUURRRREEEEE CCCCOOOMMMMMMIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG OOOONNNNNN!
Longshot
Garth Brooks #476
Thu Jul 01 11:25:05 1993
RE: Uhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
BY: Longshot #361
isn't funny.
Garth Brooks
Eeyore #373
Wed Apr 28 15:59:25 1993
RE: I like Jello-O
BY: Buster #308
I have REALLY lost track of the conversation now.
_
(_ │
(_eyore .
The Integral #374
Wed Apr 28 21:50:12 1993
RE: manoman...
BY: Eeyore #373
The conversation has gone out of her mental range. OK Eeyore
you know what J E L L O is....the stuff Bill Cosby advertises
on T.V......you know..the stuff you wrestle in on Sat. nights.
⌠ 2
│ (The Integral) dx
⌡
...loves Eeyore
Buster #308
Thu Apr 29 00:37:58 1993
RE: poor Eeyore...
BY: The Integral #374
do they?
anyway do you wanna me tella you the secret?
make jello0 with milk instead of water. makes for sticky enjoyment.
bbbbuster?
Gregor'S Mentor #372
Thu Apr 29 06:30:06 1993
RE: noone wrestles in Jello0 any more.
BY: Buster #308
they don't wrestle in it professionaly anymore, but it's one of my favorite
passtimes.
right eeyore
right integral
Gregor's Mentor
Mind the gap.
Eeyore #373
Thu Apr 29 17:21:32 1993
RE: poor Eeyore...
BY: The Integral #374
That Jello. I thought you meant that liquid solid stuff in Roberts fridge.
The EEYORE rides again! Hi-Ho, EEYORE...awaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Gregor'S Mentor #372
Thu Apr 29 17:40:34 1993
Guk is your freind1
everyone loves Guk!
GUK
GUK
GUK
GUK
GUK
GUK
GUK
GUK
GUK
GUK
GUK
GUK
GUK
go guk!
Gregor's Mentor
Mind the gap.
The Integral #374
Thu Apr 29 21:48:40 1993
RE: perhaps
BY: Gregor'S Mentor #372
NOW !
⌠ 2
│ (The Integral) dx
⌡
..often finds enjoyment in gelatinous fluids.
The Integral #374
Thu Apr 29 21:51:40 1993
RE: ooohhhhhhh.....
BY: Eeyore #373
Guk. Chemical makeup: unknown.
or you could be refering to the 20 month old pizza in the
Growing Drawer
Greetings from,
⌠ 2
│ (The Integral) dx
⌡
..friends are God's apology for relations..
Myrddin #147
Thu Apr 29 22:49:31 1993
RE: you mean...
BY: The Integral #374
thhat be .."god's excuse for reletives????"
Spy'Dr #1
Fri Apr 30 01:30:55 1993
RE: I only have one response for that...
BY: The Integral #374
Non-dairy whipped topping in a spray can ?
Not only does it taste great on someone you love (or hate, for that matter),
but the air that comes out of the can when the creamy stuff is all gone is
lots of fun for people who like to let the chemicals flow in and let their
brains flow out.....
Gregor'S Mentor #372
Fri Apr 30 06:54:20 1993
RE: you mean...
BY: The Integral #374
ther pizza is outof the growing drawer. Is has been for a while. She never
saw the pizza. You never saw the Staph.
Gregor's Mentor
Mind the gap.
Demon #116
Fri Apr 30 14:41:59 1993
that must be that weird neo-whatzit shit
D
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m
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n
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Thinks he should change his tagline
Phil Massey #152
Fri Apr 30 22:24:10 1993
Change your tagline
PLEASE!
Slim #389
Sat May 01 01:22:52 1993
RE: what about....
BY: Spy'Dr #1
is NO2 or what we like to call Nitrous Oxide! Laughing Gas!
If you've never done WHIPPITS... It's a strange trip... You have to
either drain all the whipped cream and do it, or with some you can push the
nozzle half-way and get it out... Then just breath really deep...
And it's perfectly safe!
Doctors use Nitrous Oxide all the time...
And so does Slim...
Demon #116
Sat May 01 04:21:10 1993
RE: Demon
BY: Phil Massey #152
no I don't wanna change my friggin tagline
D
e
m
o
n
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Thinks he should change his tagline
Moses #49
Sun May 16 23:39:53 1993
RE: With ragards to RELIGION.
BY: Escher #125
The Gecko did it. It was all in His plan.
Jello? Pshaw. There's always room for jello.
Moses #49
Sun May 16 23:42:58 1993
RE: The propellant in whipped cream...
BY: Slim #389
a veritable holocaust of brain cells. But hey. It only kills the weak ones, no?
Not to say that I haven't tripped my nuts off on it, but hey, who's counting,
anyway?
Slim #389
Mon May 17 10:07:16 1993
RE: yeah, perfectly safe...
BY: Moses #49
Inhaling nitrous oxide expends just as many brain cells as if you had held
your breath for a minute and a half...
Sounds safe to me...
Slim...
is an expert on safe propellants...
Moses #49
Tue May 18 01:42:24 1993
RE: Actually... Nitrous Oxide doesn't kill that many cells...
BY: Slim #389
/he wi/h NO2, you don/ have any oxygen, and wi/h holding your
brea/h you do.
Moses #49
Tue May 18 01:47:35 1993
RE: um...
BY: Moses #49
/he "N" is well bonded /o /he "O2" and is no/ free oxygen.
Escher #125
Tue May 18 18:26:03 1993
RE: i say /his cause...
BY: Moses #49
How much effort/cash does it take to get a new/used/functional keyboard
these days?
Escher
Moses #49
Tue May 18 18:45:48 1993
RE: Um...
BY: Escher #125
Josh's keyboard has no available "t" key. That and he removed all the damn
keys so he could see if there was anything obstructing the "t" key. It's hell
typing your password if you don't know where all the damn keys are. I got as
far as "QWERTY" before I figured out a method.
So, I'm using Jeff's computer right now.
Demon #116
Wed May 19 07:57:37 1993
RE: well...
BY: Moses #49
have all of my keys
every single on eof them
wanna see okay
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aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/? 7894561230....
see I told ya so
oh yeah
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gosh I really hated doing that it would have been easier to program the
computer to do it in pascal
Demon
That neb ben guy
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Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore
The Fourth Amigo #54
Wed May 19 09:50:06 1993
RE: well...
BY: Moses #49
.... Funny...hhaha
Moses #49
Wed May 19 13:12:31 1993
RE: I
BY: Demon #116
I understand computer keyboards go well with mustard and mushrooms.
Escher #125
Fri Jun 04 23:56:24 1993
{N.B. - This is not actually me writing this, but someone named "Urg." That's
what she says, at any rate. Anyway, she didn't have time to set up her own
account, so she's using mine. "Deal with it," she says. Anyway, here she
is...
For example, thursday last, a certain girl named Iris discovered a lost
sect of Star Wars worshipers who called themselves the "Happy
Fatalists-Forever Moving Forward." (and still getting fatter) Don't you wish
you knew the truth?, and a jello to boot--we're not fancy, just fabulous. The
summer before she went to college she was in love with not just him, but the
streets, New Orleans, only exceeding the words of cobbled and lust , and it
was not just us that shared a room together.
she burned
we burned it
burned.
Instant angst, etc.
What have you learned here? To read Rush Limbaugh and argue about capitalism?
No, i DO want to know. . .a warning to think is obviously not enough, but I
give you this because this is a chance, an option in the land of the blind. I
could tell you what i've done, what I've seen, what i've read, the landscapes
I have created, obviously my own. . . what an amazing network this is . .
return.
Does anyone out there know about Hypertext, read bob coover, or michael
joyce's afternoon? any women writers writing in storyspace or intermedia? I
Escher #125
Fri Jun 04 23:58:36 1993
tell me all your lies, all your lines, all the things you've whispered in your
pillow, tell me the forbidden mundane.
coded.
Slim #389
Sat Jun 05 01:06:43 1993
RE: (cont.)
BY: Escher #125
floating in the sky above Holland and Canada; fragements of lands unseen are
drifting through the minds of the helpless and oxygen-starved fish that we
call Americans. And what does this mean?
The still is boiling again. I don't know what terrors are held within the
essence of the white-eyed froth, but even the possibility of their presence
allures me. Each picture within picture, fish within tanks, tanks within
armies, armies within nations, nations within boundaries, and boundaries
within worlds. Pictures within worlds, then; the frothy vapors drift into the
gills so lightly now, each bubble piercing bubble with a silent solemn scream.
As if there weren't enough pictures to deal with.
And yes, there is still the question: What is it that we paint in the
fissures and crevices of our oxygen-starved minds? Not only do they abscond,
they abstract, making relationships damn near impossible in tanks without
filters. And filters for what? They seem to do much, but fail to do
anything; the filth and grime penetrate my pictures with evil thoughts and
rotten deeds. As a resource, filth is good, but as art it sucks...
The melons are ripening now and I digress, but not without a glimmer of
hope. Each bubble within bubble, picture within picture, brings new life to
my gasping soul. But not, however, without consequence; the broadening
consciousness allowed to waft through the thin veneer of our glassed world
eludes most and is translated poorly. People must think I'm crazy. Goo
drips slowly from the surface and into my castle, and all I can think is
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH MY CRAYONS?
Slim...
knows no one can figure this out...
Eeyore #373
Sat Jun 05 10:19:08 1993
RE: But the pictures are there...
BY: Slim #389
That sounded like King Missile.
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Spy'Dr #1
Sat Jun 05 22:23:22 1993
RE: Fuck you old people.
BY: Escher #125
That would be more fitting on the poetry sub, I think.
Slim #389
Sun Jun 06 03:45:51 1993
RE: Huh?
BY: Eeyore #373
I've never heard any King Missle other than DETACHABLE PENIS (which I
strangely like...).
That entire thing was just some pseudo-psychological babble that a friend
and I were discussing earlier yesterday. About how humans are really
analogous to starving fish... Hard to explain and even harder to type!
Slim...
hopes no one thinks he's insane...
but he really is a hell of a writer...
Shocka #448
Mon Jun 14 14:24:51 1993
The best King Missile song has to be either Martin Scorcese or Jesus Was Way
Cool.......
Shocka
Escher #125
Thu Jun 17 22:09:44 1993
RE: good grief...
BY: Spy'Dr #1
That's where she said she wanted it. I dunno. All of her writing
comes out kind of like that it seems to me. Who knows? Not I. Anyway, your
comment falls on deaf ears, as she is no longer here yet far away. Yea. NOt
even in our time she is..now.
Escher
Demon #116
Tue Jul 20 14:56:32 1993
fried gecko
yum
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Eeyore #373
Wed Jul 21 11:35:30 1993
RE: duck food
BY: Demon #116
Are you trying to revive all the subs, or what?
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Demon #116
Sat Jul 24 01:25:54 1993
RE: Demon, what are you doing?
BY: Eeyore #373
uh yeah well no not really just post a lotta bullsh!t in the hope s that
someone else will post bullsh!t back
exquize
me
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Eeyore #373
Sat Jul 24 07:16:15 1993
RE: uh well I am kinda trying to... uhm well I uh...uh I well
BY: Demon #116
BULLSHIT.
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Demon #116
Mon Jul 26 00:42:54 1993
RE: Ok.
BY: Eeyore #373
it worked. someone posted bullshit back
ok people post shitbull
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Decker #67
Wed Aug 11 23:11:40 1993
Or maybe two,
How many people here remember why this sub was started and what it was about?
AND
What ever happened to the Donut theory?
by the way Hi.
Decker dies this day but shall forever live on in the memories of friends.
(Now you say "Who the fuck is this asshole?!?"
and I say "never mind, I'm dead.")
Spy'Dr #1
Wed Aug 11 23:43:37 1993
RE: One Question...
BY: Decker #67
Basically, the metaphore was stretched as far as it could go, and
snapped.
Phish #516
Thu Aug 12 07:27:53 1993
RE: One Question...
BY: Decker #67
huh?
Eeyore #373
Thu Aug 12 10:44:10 1993
RE: One Question...
BY: Decker #67
Actually, I take that back. He's done nothing to earn the title of asshole.
Seriously, though...who are you, and why are you dead? I can't imagine that
would be very fun.
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Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 12 13:10:13 1993
RE: One Question...
BY: Decker #67
I was there since the Beginning, I know of the Duck, the Donut, and the
Dimwit...
Dodo Haha
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Escher #125
Thu Aug 12 20:06:07 1993
RE: One Question...
BY: Decker #67
But now the followers of the two great icons are spread about, passing the
word on to the great, deaf populi.
Escher
.es
The Fourth Amigo #54
Thu Aug 12 21:09:39 1993
RE: I DO!
BY: Dodo Haha #20
The dimwit!!! HAHAHAHAHaH.. Hmm.. I had fun at work tonight DODO.
Dodo, you need to help next week, I think i'll talk to Judy about that.. :)
HAHAAHa
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Demon #116
Thu Aug 12 21:47:50 1993
RE: I DO!
BY: Dodo Haha #20
over the stir fried duck
huh?
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Demon #116
Thu Aug 12 21:49:06 1993
RE: Of course.
BY: Escher #125
oops sorry
not the king but that fat guy on siskel and ebert
is it ebert or siskel or ebertor...
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Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 12 22:23:31 1993
RE: Which one are you?
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
Next week? hahahahahaha.. I'm outta here.. An judging from the way she reacted,
either you're going to get fired or find out what the handcuffs are for..
The question is, which is worse?
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Scape #528
Thu Aug 12 23:40:45 1993
He was an old alias of mine, but I got kinda obnotchus (sometin like dat)
with him (Mostly with T4A). That was neerly a year and a half ago. I decided
to retire him. Poor boy.
Of course I am appalled to see this Board leave. I had thought of it as a
monument of Greatness.
And as a last thought, I am still an avid Gecko supporter (were did the
duck come in at????????)
Thanx,
Scape.
Spy'Dr #1
Sun Jul 25 11:49:02 1993
RE: I probably shouldn't ask this...
BY: Comrade Julia #158
John Galt is a meaningless phrase.
Spy'Dr #1
Sun Jul 25 11:49:37 1993
RE: one question.
BY: Gregor'S Mentor #372
That posts would more logically be directed at Slim.
Spy'Dr #1
Sun Jul 25 11:53:42 1993
RE: Who said rectal exam?
BY: Barbarian #168
The exam in question is the one that checks for hernias, and the doctor
can evidently tell if you have one by feeling somewhere around where the
scrotum/testicles are attached to the body and instructing you to cough.
All I know is it turned me green and made me queasy for a moment.
Spy'Dr #1
Sun Jul 25 11:56:15 1993
Isn't it amazing what interesting debates can arise from the simple mention
of an unpleasant medical examination ?
Demon #116
Mon Jul 26 00:47:06 1993
RE: ferrets
BY: Comrade Julia #158
when the ferret fell in the fire
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Slim #389
Mon Jul 26 01:37:54 1993
RE: well, Slim
BY: Spy'Dr #1
> This whole argument has brought out a side of you that we haven't seen,
What side is that? I've always pretty much established my stand on this
issue and my own personal morals... or have I?
Slim...
is just wundrin...
Slim #389
Mon Jul 26 01:44:58 1993
RE: one question.
BY: Gregor'S Mentor #372
When were they last enforced? Let's see...
Over the past three months, the numer of cases concerning oral sex and
sodomy in Mobile, AL is... 23! Yes... there have been cases! But the
reason you don't hear of them is that they are handled very discretely, and
often between the plaintiff, defendant, and judge (out of court to avoid
public embarassment...)
And I realize that a lot of people have been abused and have not turned
gay... But that's not what I was saying anyway... It doesn't follow
logically for you to even respond that way when what I said was "80 percent of
homosexuals were abused". Of course I didn't mean that all abused people will
become homosexual...
And as for the supposed proof that homosexuality is a genetic trait...
That has not been confirmed through genetics... The different chemicals in
the brain and the different Callosum sizes have been confirmed, but scientists
now believe that it may be an abnormality due to a certain strain of
sympathetic virii... Which means that we may have to treat homosexuality as a
sickness...
Slim...
still retains the knowledge that nothing has been proven...
Spy'Dr #1
Mon Jul 26 08:41:43 1993
RE: And what... may I ask...
BY: Slim #389
No, most of us have not actually been aware of your morals until now.
House #206
Mon Jul 26 17:09:34 1993
I'm sorry I ever mentioned that stupid movie now could we all step off the
soapboxes now and discuss something else.
House
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Wishes that movie had never been mentioned!
Slim #389
Tue Jul 27 01:26:11 1993
RE: AAAArRRRRRRgGGGGGGGhHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BY: House #206
We finally start a chain of useful and active posting and House wants us to
discuss something else?
Slim...
knows why this sub has no posts...
Comrade Julia #158
Tue Jul 27 02:37:20 1993
RE: We had a ferret..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
What an original name for a ferret.
Did you also have a chipmunk named Chip ?
And a doberman pincher name Dobie ?
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Comrade Julia #158
Tue Jul 27 02:38:11 1993
RE: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO nononononononono
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
I might not look tough to you, but I can sort through long posts with the
best of ya.
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Comrade Julia #158
Tue Jul 27 02:39:32 1993
RE: who me ?
BY: Spy'Dr #1
Well, you seemed to be going from one subject to another like crazy.
(as if you aren't)
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Comrade Julia #158
Tue Jul 27 02:40:52 1993
RE: turn you head to the left
BY: Spy'Dr #1
You ain't the only one, sugar.
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Spy'Dr #1
Tue Jul 27 14:39:51 1993
RE: schizophrenic
BY: Comrade Julia #158
All the various things that I said in that post ARE related. I stand by all
of it, and none of it contradicts any other part of it.
The Fourth Amigo #54
Tue Jul 27 18:20:40 1993
RE: you had a ferret name Ferra ?
BY: Comrade Julia #158
I had a squirrel named chip...
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Ironman #461
Fri Jul 30 23:54:50 1993
RE: Uhh.. About the chipmunk..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
had a elephant named Ele and a salamander named salam.
Ironman
Generic Man #12
Sat Jul 31 00:40:14 1993
RE: You never saw the movie?
BY: Eeyore #373
you didn't. I would say I'm not very used to them myself...
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Generic Man #12
Sat Jul 31 00:41:40 1993
RE: Uh...question.
BY: Eeyore #373
the laws were written in order to keep people from doing those things. Even if
nearly all of them are fairly outdated (as in written long before the baguely
modern homosexual movement such as it is now).
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Generic Man #12
Sat Jul 31 00:46:07 1993
RE: one question.
BY: Gregor'S Mentor #372
years ago, in Georgia, police were looking into a warrant for arrest on some
kind of drug charge. They found the owner of the apartment in bed with a man,
and arrested him on both the drug charges and every odd sex law they could
find (I believe they got stuck with only sodomy). That's only one of the
PUBLISHED ones.
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Comrade Julia #158
Sat Jul 31 18:15:17 1993
RE: a few
BY: Generic Man #12
That is going too far.
DownWithBigBrother!Comrade Julia
Ironman #461
Sat Jul 31 21:47:58 1993
The Harbor BBS. 380-9394. WWIV!
Generic Man #12
Sun Aug 01 09:47:46 1993
RE: good god
BY: Comrade Julia #158
but then. I'm used to living in the South.
Your Friend,
Generic Man
Eeyore #373
Tue Aug 03 12:38:17 1993
RE: of course that's wrong
BY: Comrade Julia #158
something's terribly wrong with this country! They've no business doing that.
To be honest, I don't remember what the laws were in CA...but I'm sure
homosexulailty is LEGAL, unlike in Alabama...
Sigh...
And people wonder why Eeyore is going to move to Europe when she graduates...
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Eeyore #373
Tue Aug 03 12:39:26 1993
RE: one question.
BY: Gregor'S Mentor #372
Who said abuse made people turn homosexual?
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Eeyore #373
Tue Aug 03 12:42:05 1993
RE: Oral Sex and Sodomy laws...
BY: Slim #389
If you're going to use THAT theory to rationalize your bigotry, why don't you
use it to be bigoted toward all crippled, bed-ridden people, or people with
AIDS, or people with common colds...
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...thinks that theory is the stupidest thing she's ever heard...
Slim #389
Wed Aug 04 03:43:27 1993
RE: Well, then, Slim...
BY: Eeyore #373
I am not a bigot... I have many homosexual friends. I accept them as
equals and I respect them as humans. But I do not agree with the lifestyle
they are leading.
And the difference between homosexuality and crippled, bed-ridden, and
cold victims is that the latter examples are not by choice. Homosexuality has
yet to be proven to be a genetic trait (no matter what anyone on this board
may think-- scientists now believe it is a genetic flaw that produces
malevolent chemicals that create differing chemical balances). I will not
treat homosexuals as cripples until it is proven to be so...
All i was saying was that the law was contradicting itself (and I think
everyone will agree!). You can not have one law in the federal govt. saying
homosexuality is acceptable and also have a state law denying the fact! If
anyone thinks I am off base on this, too bad!
Slim...
thinks people should attempt to understand semantics...
I'm always up for semantics!
Eeyore #373
Wed Aug 04 11:39:28 1993
RE: Well... As I've said before...
BY: Slim #389
I'm too busy to argue this with you. I disagree strongly on some of your
points, Slim, but I'm not stupid enough to think I'd be able to change your
mind, so I'll just shut the hell up. Eeyore'e tired of playing the headstrong
bitch, anyway...
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Gregor'S Mentor #372
Wed Aug 04 13:05:50 1993
RE: Huh?
BY: Eeyore #373
right, it was slim.
Gregor's Mentor
Slim #389
Thu Aug 05 01:43:04 1993
RE: I give up...
BY: Eeyore #373
You're not arguing anything! To argue, you would have to have a different
opinion on homosexuality! I do not have any bigotry or ill will toward
homosexuals and neither do you, so what is all the arguing about?
I can see and understand your opinions, and I never expected anyone to
accept my views on either morality or legality of homosexuality (geez...
that's a tongue twister!).
And the point here is not to change my mind, but to debate the topic. i
have listened to your views and you have listened to mine and it is clear that
we do not agree. Now that we have accepted that, let us please move on...
Slim...
says if anyone wishes to discuss this voice, call 471-4107 and ask for me...
Eeyore #373
Thu Aug 05 10:48:48 1993
RE: That's my point...
BY: Slim #389
That I've already said that. Yes, lets move on...
By the way, is there anyone out there following Kimberly's court case?
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Escher #125
Thu Aug 05 17:26:29 1993
What court case?
(setq Escher scandalized)
The Fourth Amigo #54
Thu Aug 05 21:33:21 1993
RE: I believe, Slim...
BY: Eeyore #373
WHO?
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Anything I don't know won't hurt me...
HAHAHAHa
Unless I step on it.
Slim #389
Fri Aug 06 03:38:58 1993
I feel really sorry for that girl... She's 14 and her biological parents
are trying to get her back because she was switched at birth and the one they
got dies of heart defects... But SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GO!
I find it hard to argue (which the Twigs are) that she is not mature enoug
h to know what's right for her. From what I saw, she handled being on the
stand with clear concise answers and made it very obvious that she would not
stay with the Twigs even if the court ordered so...
I can't even begin to imagine how that feels... To be suddenly told that
your parents are not your parents and that even though you don't love your
real parents, you may have to live with them for four years...
Slim...
cried when he heard about it on Hard Copy...
The Fourth Amigo #54
Fri Aug 06 08:57:24 1993
RE: The Kimberly Twig Case...
BY: Slim #389
Yeah.. I saw that one.. It was stupid.. How can the parents force her to
like them though.. I like the part about when the nurse noticed they weren't
in their right beds,.. Interesting..
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Eeyore #373
Fri Aug 06 11:16:24 1993
RE: The Kimberly Twig Case...
BY: Slim #389
On better shows than Hard Copy, I might add...I think 20/20 had it, and so did
Barbara Walters. I feel sorry for her, too...Did you hear what Mama Twig told
her when she first came to visit them? She told Kimberly, "You're not really
Kimberly. Kimberly is dead. I'm going to call you (I can't remember the other
kid's name, now) Ariana from now on." I'm sorry, but if someone came up to me
and tried to start calling me the name of her dead daughter, I'd freak...
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Gregor'S Mentor #372
Fri Aug 06 13:56:49 1993
RE: They've had a couple more shows about it...
BY: Eeyore #373
they even made it into a mini series. except that they showed the mother in a
slightly better light than she deserves to be in.
Gregor's Mentor
Slim #389
Sat Aug 07 03:01:01 1993
RE: They've had a couple more shows about it...
BY: Eeyore #373
I think the girl's clarity of thought in court and with the many
psychiatric professionals they've called to testify should be enough to prove
her maturity in the decision. I don't think maturity should be determined by
the legal 18...
I feel sorry, though, for Mama Twig... She is obviously experiencing
psychological trauma from the sudden death of the other child. She needs
help, and I think that fact should be brought up by the defense...
Slim...
still thinks that's sad...
Demon #116
Sat Aug 07 03:38:24 1993
RE: I give up...
BY: Eeyore #373
when you see one of looooooooong post just hit the space bar
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Demon #116
Sat Aug 07 03:38:59 1993
RE: I believe, Slim...
BY: Eeyore #373
who is kimberly
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Dodo Haha #20
Sun Aug 08 00:52:27 1993
RE: God... what have we come to?
BY: Slim #389
Obviously- I don't think that anyone who wants to FORCE their biological
daughter to visit them is really quite right up there in the first place...
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Eeyore #373
Sun Aug 08 11:23:16 1993
RE: awhile back
BY: Gregor'S Mentor #372
Oh, wait...I remember this...it was called "Switched at Birth", wasn't it?
I saw that...and promptly forgot it...
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Eeyore #373
Sun Aug 08 11:24:10 1993
RE: Well...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
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Slim #389
Sun Aug 08 12:40:55 1993
RE: Well...
BY: Dodo Haha #20
I think once I saw that my biological daughter did not want to be around
me, I would have given up... No court... No lawyers... No BULLSHIT!
Besides, what are they gonna do if they get her? Lock her up? She's
already said to her psychologist that she would run away...
Slim...
doesn't even believe this went to court... IT'S STUPID!
Eeyore #373
Mon Aug 09 11:19:51 1993
RE: YES! He scores!
BY: Slim #389
But who ever said our justice system was smart? They could be spending their
time...oh, crazy idea here...putting away murderers or haggling over really
important cases! This case is pretty obvious to me...there's no way in HELL
those Twigs should be allowed near her.
Of course, this is the same judicial system that gave away baby Jessica...
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Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 12 13:26:09 1993
Here's an interesting question. I've been reading a little on set theory and
numbers and the like, and I wonder if anybody has any insight on the following.
For a long time, mathematics has dealt with infinity as a "potential"- that is,
that infinity as such did not exsist in the actual. Anaxagoras described
infinity as "For every large, there is always a larger". Pascal said the same.
Indeed, this appears to be so. For instance, examine the natural (counting-
i.e. 1,2,3 ....) numbers. While it is often said there is an "infinite" number
of them, what is literally meant is that for any natural number n there is
always a natural number n+1 - thus, one never actually reaches infinity, but
only goes toward it. In a non-numerical capacity, consider our own minds.
We have the POTENTIAL to do the following. Imagine a man thinking of a mug of
beer. Such a man can think of himself thinking of a mug of beer. He can think
of himself thinking of a mug of beer, and so on. This is another way of saying
that the man has the potential to carry out this process ad infinitum- but of
course, one never reaches infinity, since it's a potential!
Now, a problem arises with Georg Cantor's theory of sets. First, the
definition- a set is a collection of objects subsumed into one total- for
instance, we could have the set consisting of the letter a, b, c, and d.
Such a set we could call set A , and we say it consists of the elements
{a,b,c,d} (that is the notation- and the elements are of what the set
consists). Now, we introduce a term- called the ORDER of a set. The ORDER is
basically the NUMBER of elements. Thus, A above has an order of 4, since it has
4 elements. This is all fine and well- no inconsistencies, and it proves a
viable medium for further abstraction. It is Cantor's further abstraction that
bothers me. He extends the concepts of sets to deal with sets with an INFINTITE
NUMBER OF ELEMENTS! Thus, you may have heard of the "Set of all real numbers",
or the "Set of all natural numbers". Now, he goes on with his study of such
"transfinite" (as he called them) sets, and begins an unusual process- he
compares the sizes of various infinite sets! For instance, through a process of
enumeration and a proof reducio ad absurdium, he shows that set of real
numbers, is larger than the set of natural numbers. Furthermore, he shows that
subsets of things like the natural numbers are actually sets of the same SIZE
as the original sets! (Thus, the part becomes equal to the whole!)
My questions- and hopefully someone here may have some ideas-
"Is it valid to speak of a set of an infinite number of things"
"Furthermore, is the term INFINITE NUMBER really valid? Infinity
as a potential does not have a number- this speaks of infinity
as actual!"
Finally
"Isn't the fact that some infinities are more infinite (larger!!!) than
others a contradiction? An infinity, by definition, is beyond numeration- that
is to say, one would can never reach the "end" of an infinite thing!"
Dodo Haha
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Demon #116
Thu Aug 12 21:56:34 1993
RE: Math....
BY: Dodo Haha #20
because suppose you put all even #s into a set... it will stretch on and on but
it is not infinite because infinity is all numbers such that
...-3,-2,-1,0,1,2,3,... and such a set would not be all these numbers unless
characterized as such... does this make sense also
what does the sumk of infinity equal to ...take the above example of numbers
and add them up ...you get 0 such that infinity is equal to 0 or nothing
because it is not real only an idea
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Eeyore #373
Thu Aug 12 22:11:03 1993
RE: Math....
BY: Dodo Haha #20
So your point is, a man can imagine a mug of beer?
Whatever.
Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 12 22:26:55 1993
RE: I do not believe that you can have a set of infinites
BY: Demon #116
from the way I understand it, Cantor was able to "number" infinite sets by
associating each element with a cardinal number- and thus comparing different
infinite sets.. The set of all even numbers IS infinite, since for every even
number N, there is always one larger, N+2.. furthermore, it has been shown to
be true that the two sets( the natural numbers, and the even numbers), are of
the same ORDER- but that's a little fuzzy to me,....
Dodo Haha
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Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 12 22:28:07 1993
RE: Ah.
BY: Eeyore #373
No, it is "Aside from practical limitations (i.e., memory), a man has the
potential to imagine an infinite number of images of himself imagining a mug
of beer.
Dodo Haha
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Locke 2 #56
Sun Jul 11 14:48:18 1993
RE: Yep...
BY: Locke 2 #56
apparently, nonetheless.
Locke 2
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The Fourth Amigo #54
Sun Jul 11 16:01:49 1993
RE: Yep...
BY: Locke 2 #56
Yes, definitely apparent.. Apparently..
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Why torture yourself when life will do it for you??
Slim #389
Mon Jul 12 02:03:40 1993
RE: Yep...
BY: Locke 2 #56
If I wasn't sick, who would be?
Other than DODO... but that's another story and for different
reasons... (j\k Brandon... put down that compass...)
No, seriously... I like to think that I'm just really honest. I like to
say whatever's on my mind, no matter what the consequences...
But that's one of my tragic flaws as well... It seems like I'll never get
a job with my attitude...
Slim...
says "yeah, I got your special sauce asshole..."
Eeyore #373
Mon Jul 12 12:18:15 1993
RE: First it was me(When it started, everyone has bad jokes)..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
Didn't Myr start it? It was his really bad joke about glass pants, I
believe...
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Locke 2 #56
Mon Jul 12 13:56:52 1993
RE: Yes... but...
BY: Slim #389
Hey, you're not my mom!
Locke 2
Watched a Show on Self-Defense for Kids.
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The Fourth Amigo #54
Mon Jul 12 22:27:38 1993
RE: But...
BY: Eeyore #373
That wasn't his joke.. I heard that on WABB before he said it.. It has to
be something nobody has said.. Usually something "inside", something stupid..
░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░
Eeyore #373
Tue Jul 13 11:32:10 1993
RE: But..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
T4A, darling, I thought I was the one who gave the awards in the
beginning...and that was one criteria I never considered. But who cares...we
say stupid original things all the time...
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The Fourth Amigo #54
Tue Jul 13 12:44:58 1993
RE: excuse me?
BY: Eeyore #373
Ok.. No problem.. It's your award, I didn't actually think it was anyones
specific to give.. I figured anybody who thought the joke was stupid enough
passed it along.. Anyway..
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Myrddin #147
Wed Jul 14 01:07:20 1993
dont have a good joke right now.....sorry/....
Eeyore #373
Wed Jul 14 12:27:14 1993
RE: Yeah..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
If you want to give the award, you can, T4A. I can share.
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Eeyore #373
Wed Jul 14 12:27:53 1993
RE: hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......................
BY: Myrddin #147
You NEVER have a good joke...
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The Fourth Amigo #54
Wed Jul 14 23:49:12 1993
RE: Have a good joke NOW?
BY: Eeyore #373
What's the difference between a bucket of crap and a lawyer?
The bucket..
Sorry, i have nothing personal against lawyers.. But I hear demon does,
he likes that kind of stuff. (HAHA)..
Anway. Another joke..
Eeyore #373
Thu Jul 15 17:06:27 1993
RE: Ok.. Joke..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
But watch it. I'm thinknig about majoring in International Law. I don't have
any bad jokes to share...I have better things to do than collect them...
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...wonders suddenly when the last time she heard a GOOD joke was...
The Fourth Amigo #54
Thu Jul 15 23:22:03 1993
RE: That's pretty bad...
BY: Eeyore #373
all the GOOD jokes I know of and post the best one..
░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░
Knock knock
who is there?
Banana
Knock knock
who is there?
banana
.. I won't go on..
Myrddin #147
Fri Jul 16 01:03:19 1993
RE: That's pretty bad...
BY: Eeyore #373
Slim #389
Fri Jul 16 03:37:48 1993
What's the difference between men and hogs?
HOGS DON'T HAVE TO BUY DRINKS ALL NIGHT JUST TO FUCK A PIG!
Why did God create man?
BECAUSE VIBRATORS CAN'T BE TAUGHT TO MOW THE LAWN!
What do you get when you mix a black guy with a groundhog?
SIX MORE WEEKS OF NBA BASKETBALL SEASON!
Slim...
loves a bad joke...
Eeyore #373
Fri Jul 16 11:32:38 1993
RE: lawyers eat their young
BY: Myrddin #147
You know I hate children.
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Locke 2 #56
Fri Jul 16 16:30:17 1993
RE: That's pretty bad...
BY: Eeyore #373
If you major in International law, do you get to work at the world court?
And if so, can you write and tell me if that tall, bald bailif still works
there?
Locke 2
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Eeyore #373
Sat Jul 17 17:37:51 1993
RE: Well...
BY: Locke 2 #56
But I will probably never really be a lawyer...I'm too lazy. I just want to
play with animals...maybe I can be a lion trainer or something...
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House #206
Sun Jul 18 00:55:11 1993
What do you call a one legged lady standing against a wall?
Ilene
What do you call a one lgged chinese lady standing against a wall?
Irene
What do you call a pollock with a wooden leg?
A polaroid one step.
I'll stop now so you all can pick yourself up off the floor from laffing.
House
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Eeyore #373
Sun Jul 18 11:59:00 1993
RE: Jokes Did I hear jokes?
BY: House #206
Those were so bad I didn't even get half of them...
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...wonders what the world is coming to...
Demon #116
Tue Jul 20 14:58:45 1993
why don't you guys, gals, dudes, dudettes, or whatever you are tell me what to
say
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Demon #116
Tue Jul 20 14:59:56 1993
and tell me what to say
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I dare ya
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The Fourth Amigo #54
Wed Jul 21 07:32:50 1993
RE: come on now hop to it
BY: Demon #116
Stop posting, you'll never make over 3 on the top ten.
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Eeyore #373
Wed Jul 21 11:39:31 1993
RE: Ben..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
And where the hell is the thing listed, anyway....
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...still can barely find her way around her house without a map...
The Fourth Amigo #54
Wed Jul 21 21:39:14 1993
RE: What is this sudden obsession with the top ten?
BY: Eeyore #373
Type ".", not the " ", just the . ... Anyway.. It's in the section where
the doors are(No, not the group).. It'll show you a list of games or things..
Choose Top Ten, or whatever it's listed as..
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Thinks it's a shame that the #1 person on it,
doesn't know WHERE it is... AHEM...
Demon #116
Sat Jul 24 01:30:06 1993
RE: Ben..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
it si so much fun to post mindless bullsh!t and get others to post and besides
what do you care
exquize
me
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Demon
That neb ben guy
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Demon #116
Sat Jul 24 01:31:42 1993
RE: What is this sudden obsession with the top ten?
BY: Eeyore #373
well I aint gonna say oh no no sir re uh uh no way It would not ever be in the
door menu oh no it couldn't be there no way in hell uh uh
oops
exquize
me
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Demon
That neb ben guy
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Demon #116
Sat Jul 24 01:32:29 1993
RE: At the main prompt..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
yep yep yep
who cares
exquize
me
D
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Demon
That neb ben guy
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Eeyore #373
Sat Jul 24 07:36:54 1993
RE: At the main prompt..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
Eeyore just likes to talk. She never said she was a computer genius.
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The Fourth Amigo #54
Sat Jul 24 12:31:43 1993
RE: Well EXCUSE me!
BY: Eeyore #373
Don't let it happen again.. It's not hard to figure out anyway.. Just
read the stupid main menu..
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Spy'Dr #1
Sun Jul 25 02:21:01 1993
But I reached the top on Political Agenda's Top Ten without ever resorting
to the sort of tactics the Demon is using. I did it by constantly expressing
opinions, or at least finding SOME excuse for a post other than simple filler.
Admittedly, I posted my share of nonsense, but it was in much better taste.
Maybe a few posts out of hundreds and hundreds of posts were like what we've
been seeing lately. But then that's just me.
The Fourth Amigo #54
Sun Jul 25 08:02:01 1993
RE: not bragging or anything...
BY: Spy'Dr #1
I was like #2 wasn't I? I don't remember..
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Demon #116
Mon Jul 26 00:50:21 1993
RE: not bragging or anything...
BY: Spy'Dr #1
just becase I have bben posting my share of bull doesn't mean you can too
jus kiddin
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Demon #116
Mon Jul 26 00:50:44 1993
RE: Hey..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
...
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The Fourth Amigo #54
Mon Jul 26 07:21:20 1993
RE: who cares
BY: Demon #116
How is your sister? DON'T tell me she's dead...
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Off and on, she's been dead for a couple of months...
Demon #116
Tue Jul 27 01:19:59 1993
RE: Really Ben..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
the ell should I know all I know is that she just turned 16 and I wanna pop one
of her friends
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The Fourth Amigo #54
Tue Jul 27 18:22:39 1993
RE: gee how
BY: Demon #116
You are one crazy guy.. Really wacky and crazy, guy.. I'll call and talk
to her, I'm pretty sure I can still annoy her..
░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░
I'm lying..
I'll never call..
HAAHAHAHAH..
Demon #116
Wed Jul 28 01:33:22 1993
RE: God..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
I don't think she even remembers you
gee you finally figured out
that I am crazy
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The Fourth Amigo #54
Thu Jul 29 11:05:06 1993
RE: good
BY: Demon #116
Of course, if I said The Fourth Amigo, she'd remember me..
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Demon #116
Sat Jul 31 02:57:43 1993
RE: I don't either..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
I do not think she would remember you
she has way too many things on her mind
"hmm I wonder if tony will call... gee I hope tony calls...I wonder if my hair
is ok...look at that zit...oops that is my zit...pop"
D
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what do you think
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The Fourth Amigo #54
Sat Jul 31 20:26:18 1993
RE: no way man
BY: Demon #116
Is.. Er.. Nevermind.. :)
░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░
Ironman #461
Sat Jul 31 21:48:23 1993
Call The Harbor BBS. 380-9394. WWIV!
Demon #116
Sun Aug 01 00:03:59 1993
RE: Your sister..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
do not be taliking that sh!t about my sister
D
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Demon #116
Sun Aug 01 00:04:43 1993
RE: By the way
BY: Ironman #461
the number I think the people know about it already
D
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The Fourth Amigo #54
Sun Aug 01 11:40:24 1993
RE: hey now
BY: Demon #116
Calm down.. I was only kiddin'.
░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░
Ironman #461
Sun Aug 01 13:37:22 1993
RE: look you can stop posting
BY: Demon #116
making sure. Its a cool wwiv bbs.
Ironman
Demon #116
Sun Aug 01 23:47:49 1993
RE: But Benjamin my man.....
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
Nathan
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Demon #116
Sun Aug 01 23:48:15 1993
RE: Just
BY: Ironman #461
dude maybe it is a cool bbs
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Dodo Haha #20
Wed Aug 04 22:33:08 1993
Shadragon(bad sp), Moses said to ask about your views on the subject
of Natural Law. Please elaborate.
Dodo Haha
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Locke 2 #56
Tue Jun 23 22:06:40 1992
No one ever posts here. Oh well, Michael is getting a computer soon, maybe
that will help.
HeroLeaderProphetLocke 2
Spy'Dr #1
Wed Jun 24 00:05:03 1992
RE: So sad...
BY: Locke 2 #56
We must continue the search for the Library Club of the Future.
Remember, Locke 2, the archives box... black with metal trimmings.
You know, for some reason I can't separate in my mind "Rusty" form "Potsy".
Well, he does hang around with Ralph.
The Fourth Amigo #54
Thu Jun 25 12:41:10 1992
RE: So sad...
BY: Locke 2 #56
His father's only off day is Sunday, and they go to church on sunday. I don't
think Michael has much of a will to do anything about it either. And, Kelly
has him by the spheres(sp?).
The Fourth Amigo
Locke 2 #56
Sun Jun 28 18:03:20 1992
RE: I don't think he's going to get it that soon.
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54
How is Nathan posting here? Spy'Dr, do something please. It is really
rather frightful to me.
Black box, gold trim... Big Lockes, er, Locks. Yes, I remember. I am
working with sokme constitutional stuff as well, and also working on the
history of the Library.
Locke 2
P.S. What happened to mi macro?
The Fourth Amigo #54
Sun Jun 28 23:49:56 1992
RE: How is....
BY: Locke 2 #56
Why should I be exempt(sp?)? I am in the club(no matter what level). I have
more right to post here than anyone else except you and Spy'dr. Are you two
the only other people that can scan this?
Spy'Dr #1
Mon Jul 06 18:24:06 1992
RE: How is....
BY: Locke 2 #56
for some reason macros created with the built-in editor don't come thorugh.
Spy'Dr #1
Thu Jul 09 02:50:28 1992
I am keeping a first speaker's members file, and I would like information
in the form of list, rankings, dates joined, time in offices, etc..
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Locke 2 #56
Thu Jul 09 11:48:32 1992
RE:
BY: Spy'Dr #1
Information like thatmaybe slightly hard to come by.... I have the signed
copyof the constitution, and we can take some names from that, and I will
upload members.txt to you.
Locke 2
Locke 2 #56
Thu Jul 09 11:50:02 1992
Stephen C. Harred-Keeper of the Archives
Michael V. Steele- Balance
Stephen "many violins" McClurg
Susan "The Terminator" Scherrer
Bonnie "Tsar of Russia" Bosarge
Rusty "What un-delete file?" Bosarge
J-J-J-Joshua
Cecil "Not-for-Long" Hollinghead
Craig "Die Spartacus, Die!" Marsh
Jerold "Ice Mr. Greers" Foster
myriad members masquerading merrily as mongolian moon mobsmonks.
Spy'Dr #1
Thu Jul 09 13:45:56 1992
RE: Members of the Library Club
BY: Locke 2 #56
I already knew most of those names.
You see, I'm using a database program to save information about both members
and certain non-members of intererest, as well as former members, whether
graduated or just left.
When I get a lot, I'll back it up for the archives.
I'm saving name, alias, rank ( first speaker=1, balance/keeper=2, table=3,
obsevers=4, any lower=5), relations(war or peace) if they are not a member,
that basic bbs info like birthday and phone num., address, date of becoming a
member, date of getting current office ( almost all of us got september 91 for
that one), and what number they are out of all the people that have held that
office ( most everybody got a 1 except me, since 1st speaker is the only
office we've had for more than one term).
See if you can get a "generic" database somewhere, and I'll convert it from
this one I'm using now before it gets too big for convenience.
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Locke 2 #56
Thu Jul 09 15:54:04 1992
RE: well
BY: Spy'Dr #1
I have a program I got off of Pep's called Research. Of course that may be
what you are using.
Do you have Dr. Shrink? If you do i'll send you the shrink.sbj file with
info on certain nonmembers and members.
Locke 2
Spy'Dr #1
Thu Jul 09 16:50:16 1992
RE: Hmmmm.....
BY: Locke 2 #56
Its on a floppy somewhere in my house.
Upload the research program if you get the chance.
If we use the same utility, we can transfer the info rather easily over the
bbs.
Locke 2 #56
Fri Jul 10 09:57:22 1992
RE: its just sitting around here somewhere
BY: Spy'Dr #1
I'll have to learn how to properly use research then. I might even have
to READ THE DOCS (gasp!).
HeroLeaderProphetLocke 2
The Fourth Amigo #54
Fri Jul 10 11:22:09 1992
RE: Hmmm...
BY: Locke 2 #56
NOT THE DREADED DOCS........NEVER MIND...
The Fourth AmigoThe Fourth Amigo
Spy'Dr #1
Sat Jul 18 04:40:43 1992
I chatted with Toland about it, and he told me that maybe iy would be a
good idea to all get on WWIVnet before running a local net sub.
I'll pay the 5 bucks, I just wonder if I will be allowed on the net with this
bbs unregistered.
The Fourth Amigo #54
Sat Jul 18 11:44:05 1992
RE: net
BY: Spy'Dr #1
I doubt it....You should try to get it registered....I will...IF it ever
happens(if you know what I mean)...
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Spy'Dr #1
Sun Dec 06 20:14:40 1992
In the pages of my pre-calculus book, which belong last year to Andrea, I
found a ticket from a test that she took last year, stuck between the pages
with some juicy fruit gum (don't ask how I know what kind of gum it is).
Harr ! We have gum that was chewed by Andrea !
Spy'Dr
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Locke 2 #56
Sat Jun 26 22:17:28 1993
Now that King Ed is hitched how are we to refer to the Lady baya? Do you
think she kept her Baya name? No, I guess not. I suppose she's Queen Lathan
isn't she?
But what about Queen Andrea? We have a conflict.....
Locke 2
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